I've politely suggested the MV fans thread a few times to you now,  and your questions are really what those threads are there for. 

It's also a fairly safe thread where the under-achieving MV fans can tickle each other without ridicule

Look at another way, If all 10 sets of fans started a new thread that no-one else is interested in, just after they'd signed someone, or sold someone or loaned someone, it'd all be very messy.

But yes you're right, Mr Meme does get his knickers in a twist, not sure why but he shouldn't take it out on you.