The Mourinho story about Balotelli has to be one of the best of all time.

For those who may have not heard it.

Mourinho had lost all his strikers, nothing left, on the field nothing left on the bench, only Balotelli. He came in at halftime with a yellow card hanging over him.
Mourinho said he spent 14 of the 15 mins during the HT break explaining to Balotelli, to play it safe, not to let them bait him & not get 2nd yellow as there was no other strikers available. 
46 min Balotelli gets straight red.