Quote:What went wrong pim against Germany?
What did go wrong? Everything went right. My plan ish working perfectly. Loshe the gamesh, get shome quality blowjobsh from Vinnie and Craig, shpend my money on shome Shouth African hookersh, I hear they're the cleanesht in the World.
Quote:What did you say to the boys before the game?
I shaid to all the boysh: "Right. You know what we've been doing for the lasht two yearsh? Let'sh do that." I am shuch a good manager, I tell shertain playersh what to do: I shaid to Vinnie "Play your natural game, but shlow it down a bit". I told Craig "There'sh no rush, we're not playing the offshide trap tonight, you don't need to washte your legsh running". I told Lucash "Shince we know we have no chance let'sh jusht play like you're only earning shixty thoushand poundsh a week."
Quote:What did you say at half time?
I wash very happy with how the boysh executed my plan. I told them that they were doing great and to keep it up, but it didn't quite match my expectashunsh, sho I told them to try a bit harder to achieve the goalsh I had shet out before the match. I asked Timmy where he wash playing becaushe I didn't shee him in the firsht half. I asked him to play in a defenshive midfielder poshishion. I wash very happy with how that turned out.
Quote:What did you say post-match?
I shaid that we are primed perfectly for Ghana and Sherbia and we need to do the shame again.
Quote:will you be handwriting an apology to every fan who travelled to South Africa, and those braving the near-freezing conditions in Sydney and Melbourne, who stayed up all night to watch you fuck up?
I'm pretty shure that mosht of thoshe fansh were there to shee me and my fashial expresshionsh rather than a game of football. I need to improve in that department. Alsho, why were there fansh in Aushtralia watching? Are they putting it out on TV?
Quote:Do you really give a fuck?
I give a fuck to theshe lovely broad-shouldered South African proshtitutesh. All with the FFA'sh money...
Quote:Do you know where Morocco even is?
Morocco is a country in Latin America:
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I love the way that Shpanish shoundsh. I'm looking forward to going out on the beach.
Quote:How do you sleep at night?
On top of a pile of money, with many proshtitutesh.
Quote:Your wife. How does she put up with your bullshit?
I haven't sheen her in monthsh.
Quote:For our game against Ghana are you going to play with 6 DM's?
I wash thinking about sheven. Our back four, then Grella, Valeri, Jedinak, Culina, Carney and Milligan shielding thoshe. Perfect formashion.