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World Cup Jokes


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By Felixx_17 - 24 Jun 2010 8:27 PM

Thought we need a thread on jokes that relate to the WC. Ive got a few to start us off:

Steven Gerrad says, 'the whole team is behind rob green'.
In retrospect, thats a good place to stand.

Fabio Capello walks into the shower room at the England training camp and finds a big steaming turd on the tiles. He angrily shouts 'Who's shit on the floor?' Heskey says 'Me boss, but I'm good in the air!.'

WC fixtures. On Monday Argentina vs Brazil in cape town. On Tuesday Spain vs Italy in Jo'burg and on Wednesday England meet France at the airport.

I heard that guy on death row in Utah got to choose his own firing squad. He chose Heskey, Lennon, Lampard and Rooney.
By martyB - 25 Jun 2010 9:56 PM

Funky Munky wrote:
France out early, US late to the party, Poms left to battle the Huns

Remind anyone of another big event?
Lawl.