Yeah, yeah, before the mods get all picky and Internet Hatamoto-ish over this, I know there's a weird internet thread, or something along those lines, but sometimes, it's so fucking bizzare, that it just deserves it's own thread. Quote:A teenager who decided to film himself bumping uglies with a cheese and ham toastie has been removed from Twitter and Vine.
The teen promised to pop himself inside a Hot Pocket (a popular US snack, not a hideus euphemism for something else) if he got more than 420 retweets on Twitter.
Needless to say - he did.
The virile Vine user (formely known as @VersacePopTarts, FYI) then explained - “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot!”
“I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, “Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d**k in the whole Hot Pocket.”’
The final video - featuring the young man making love to his lunch - was quickly taken down from Twitter and Vine and his accounts suspended.
And needless to say, any traces of what may have been 'mayonnaise' left on his plate were quickly disposed of.
Now that’s what we call a snack-phrodisiac! http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/zoo-news/bloke-news--turned-on-teen-makes-love-to-a-toasted-sandwichAnd yes, out of sheer....amazed curiosity, I tried to find the video...but alas have fallen short. :lol:
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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