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Finch and Langer had a captain coach debrief after the first match with South Africa, and in the bonds of elite mateship, they asked how their elite honest days went:
Finch said to Langer - 'at the toss I gave total elite honesty:
Faf won the toss and said that Australia could bat - I said " no Australia can't, Australia really can't" and I walked back to the dressing room and saw Head and Short putting on screen and said "getting a bit optimistic aren't you?"'
'That's not quite elite honesty grasshopper' replied Langer - "After I saw the grass on the pitch and Steyn warming up, I told them they would not need sunscreen for batting".
"Well" said Finch - "I told Nathan Coulter-Nile that the only reason that you wanted him to open the bowling is because he is Western Australian".
'That's still not quite elite honesty Finchy' replied Langer - 'I told him and the Marsh's both that the only reason that they're in team at all is because they're Western Australian.'
"I guess that is why you have a stadium named after you replied Finch" to which Langer replied "nah - that's because Slater lost his way and fellow and more talented WA player Damien Martyn lost a close chase vs SA and was dropped for years, further helped by the fact that Hayden didn't ever want to take the first ball and I would".
"Well I guess it is this insight that makes you such a great and winning coach then". "No" said Langer, "that's Dean Plunkett".
Finch was shocked at this level of elite honesty and said "well I saw this week a former Australian great captain Ian Chappel called Mark Taylor window dressing on the CA Board - is this the level of honesty required to be a great Australian captain?" to which Langer replied - "Does Tubby Taylor look like window dressing to you? Tubby said it himself - he's not pretty enough for that euphemism!"
"So how will I be a great Australian captain with elite honesty then?" replied FInch.
Langer retorted, "only one Australian captain I played under won in India, Adam Gilchrist" to which Finch replied - "oh that wicket keeper who is famous for walking, pffffft - I am far more elite honest than him - I don't even review! Bring it on India!".
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