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Forum name?
name and birthday
Age?
14.14.14
Location?
Melbourne
How did you choose your forum name?
I use it for all my online accounts
TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?
442 Citizen
Jersey Number and why?
9, no reason
Occupation?
Student
What’s your postage like? Post and Forum?
To the point and taking the piss.
At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?
Well since im still am playing football: My skills are average but my passion for football is what will probably get me over the line if i want to become a pro footballer. Most kids in /A/ have great skills and control but its really whether they want to take it all the way. I still think i have what it takes to become pro but each year the gap between skills of players gets further and the kids who just arnt good enough just drop away.
Where are the burgers better?
Mc Donalds
Tasty Beverage?
Pepsi
FM, FIFA oPES?
FM n FIFA
Who do you go to the football with?
My dad and my brother.
MV:
Favourite MV player of all time?
Kevin Muscat/Archie Thompson
Currently?
Archie Thompson
Greatest MV game?
6-0 V Adelaide
Favourite MV memory?
Beating Adelaide in the 08/9 final 1-0 or last year's vs Heart 3-1
Worst MV memory?
Losing to Sydney on penalties in 2010 or losing to Heart 2-1
Funniest MV memory?
Favourite MV goal?
Carlos vs GCU 40 yard piledriver or any of his freekicks.
Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?
Bit a both
UK or European Terrace Culture?
European
Favourite Chant?
WERE MELBOURNE BORN (CLAP CLAP)
WERE MELBOURNE BRED (CLAP CLAP)
WERE UNITED AND WERE OFF OUR HEADS (CLAP CLAP)
WERE VICTORY PLAY (CLAP CLAP)
THATS WERE WE'LL BE (CLAP CLAP)
BECAUSE MELBOURNE IT BELONGS TO ME (CLAP CLAP)
OLE OLE, OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE OLE
OLE OLE, OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE OLE. (repeat)
There's many though; I am a Melbourne fan, One team in Melbourne, Melbourne boys are still number 1.
What is your view on the A-League finals series system?
Stupid, the team that wins the the league is the ultimate champion. The FFA Cup should replace it.
Where do you see the a-league in 5 years time?
Few steps up, Few steps down.
What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?
Have no clue.
What is your summary on the A-league season?
Unsucsessful but still enjoyable.
Other:
Favourite football player of all time?
Lionel MESSI MESSI MESSI
Favourite non Aussie player?
Z.Ibra
Favourite Aussie Player?
Tim Cahill.
Favourite other clubs?
Liverpool, THE MIGHTY FC ST. GALLEN!!!!!!
The club you hate but secretly admire?
No club.
Club or Country?
Hard to choose, but country unites the whole nation so.........
Other hobbies/sports/interests?
Gaming, cycling, tennis and skiing.
Favourite non football sports star/s?
Roger Federer or Fabien Cancellara
Ideal Woman
Hot and likes football.
Where would you take a woman on a first date?
Movies......i dont know
If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?
Jesus.
Who would you turn gay for?
Tim Cahill or Archie Thompson.
So, nhub, who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
nhub, why as a twelve year old girl do you think your opinion on football matters?
Scouse, why as a 40 year old, twice convicted paedophile for child pornography why would your opinion on football matter?
Who would win? Chev Chelios or Bear Grylls?
Bear.
How do you pronounce your username?n-hub-twenty-four
EDIT: CENSORED FOR RESPONDENT AGE
Would you prefer to build sandcastles with two girls, a girl and a boy, or two boys? (my new stock-standard question)
:-s...............two girls.
Nhub, Who is your daddy, and what does he do?My daddy is a Sales Manager for South African Airways for Victoria and Tasmania.
Are you offended that we don't really know who you are?
Not at all.
Opinion on the Wellington Phoenix?
Sorry but its the a-league for a reason and should not include clubs from out of the country.
Why Liverpool?
Becuase YNWA.
What do 12 year old girls do these days?
Dunno, smoke chuff.
Do you still play with dolls?
Yup all the time.
Do you drink Apple Juice?
My favourite beverage.
How much do you bench?
waaaaaaat?
my 12 year old cousin wants to know if you put out. Do you?
waaaaaaaaaat?
Opinion on the political instability between South Ossetia & Georgia?
GEORGIA FTW!
Grapes or Plums - or Both?
Plums all the way
Do you drink tea?
nup, hate it
Do you drink coffee?
Will start soon.
Do you throw your goonbag in the air sometime singing ayyyyeoooo i'm an....?
paeeadddooo
Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?
Loads of shit but cannont remember.
have you ever slapped a bus driver in the face for not going the right way?What is your opinion on the immigration policy in Zanzibar?
Dissapointing.
Do you have any special super powers?
Nope
Why are you special?
COZ THATS THE WAY I AM!
Why do you care?
I dont
Why should we care?
You shouldnt
how much is a lot?
5
How long is a piece of string?
7 centimeters
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck was a 54 year old bi-sexual man from Montanna, USA and had 3 daughters ages 24, 15, and 19 and a teenage son who was soft in the head and was called Darcy?
7 mills be4 he passed out.
You're on a plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden the plane drops altitude, the oxygen masks fall from the ceiling, everyone starts screaming, you look out the window and the engines are on fire. The pilot comes on the intercom and announces "Er folks...you may as well light em up, cause we're going down". What would you do?
Start a chant: LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL!
are these questions too complicated for a 12-year old?
No i quite enjoy them
Do you wet the bed?
I think i have wet dreams now.....
have you ever kicked a bull in the balls?
Nope
Have you ever kicked anyone in the balls?
Yup
do you wish you had a pair of balls?
Do you wish?
what do you wanna be when your all big and grown up?
Footyball Player
who would you turn gay for?
Archie T or Tim C
Are you regretting signing up for this thing now?
not at all.
You do know if you don't answer all these truthfully, you will be disowned from your family?
Damn.
Last time you cried?
A while back.
last time you killed an animal?
I dont think i have in quite a while.
You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one.
Barack Obama, Jerry Seinfeld, George Clooney
George Clooney, Barack Obama, Jerry Seinfeld
------------SORRY CBF BOLDING EVERY QUESTION!-----------------:-s :-s
Are you a noob?
not at all to the internet
Nhub. Is it like nub with a h?
No its like n with a hub
Will this nhub mean the end of Frontline for a second time?
I revived it.
Why MELBOURNE VICTORY LIVERPOOL FC.ST.GALLEN SWITZERLAND MACEDONIA?
Ma Teams.
Why have you not posted since Saturday, March 26, 2011 10:09:00 AM
Coz i was addictivly playing COD.
What's August 13 2010 mean to you?
Have no clue...
10 favourite artists/bands?
Eminem
Dr.Dre
hip/hop ftw!
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
I dont drive so i would have no clue.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?
LOLOL.............. :idea: capitalism
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
dunno
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Just because
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because everyone is rushing to get home? lol
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
So people now what a dictionary is
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
There dosent need to be
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because cats dont like mice
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Money
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
No way
Are you one of those kids who walks around the stadium at Victory games chanting "fuck off Sydney, oi, oi, oi!" regardless of the opposition?
lolol Yes i am.
Can you grow a sweet hospital beard?
No, no you cant
Did Peter Russell Clark ever find the cheese?
Yes, yes he did
Favourite COD game?
World at War's campaign was epic but Black ops is great.....
What happened to the Haxball thread?
Noone played anymore and it died a slow death
How do you play Haxball?
I was shit at it anyway, J_F was the master.
Are you good at it?
RTB beat me it says it all.
Are the black bits in bannanas tarantula's eggs?
Nooooooooo
Finish this sentance:
2,4,6,8 Nhub likes to... masterbate rhymes so MASTERBATE!!!
If you could own a business, what would you own ?
Football shop
Are you on Youtube in any video ?
Probably, i have my own channel by the name of my username.
Is your mum hot ?
You would like to know wouldnt you?
Any sisters ?
No, just a brother; 17 doing VCE
Does Heineken have a chance with any of them ?
Have you had a gay thought ?
Never in my life
How do you feel about Man U winning the title this year ?
Horrid
How many more years will SAF manage ?
till he is dead.........
Do you have enough questions yet ?
To many
Are you glad daylight savings is over ?
Daylight savings is bullshit
What AFL team do you support ?
No team really, if i do i support Hawthorn
If you could punch Ben Lee (Aussie musician) in the face, would you ?
Fuck yeaaaa!
My son has laid a bog in his nappy, want to change it ?
No way.
PLEASE READ IT TOOK ME 2 & 1/2 HOURS TO DO!!!!!!!
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Forum name?
MaxiiGCU
Age?
16 (Sorry to disappoint you scouse_roar)
Reason for forum name?
Maxii was my nickname when I signed up, GCU pretty self-explanatory.
Location?
Carrara, Gold Coast.
TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?
442 Citizen
Jersey Number and why?
3, 7 or 9. 3 - Gareth Bale (duh!), 7 becuase it's my lucky number, shockingly, 9 - my birth date, and perfect for the goalscorer ;)
Occupation?
Student ;)
What’s your postage like? Forum and post?
Forum - Normal really, died down recently because of internet problems.
Post - Fuck, I don't remember the last time I sent an actual letter.
At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?
Probably when I broke my ankle and missed out on the county team in England. I played since I was 4, up front or on the left wing. Broke my ankle when I was 13 and ever since then I haven't been able to get back into it like I used to.
I also played a lot of cricket in England. I was opening batsman for my school and also bowled a few times.
Where are the burgers better?
Subway.
Tasty Beverage?
Solo ftw.
FM, FIFA or PES?
All three, love them all for different reasons.
Who do you go to the football with?
5 or 6 mates.
GCU:
Favourite GCU player of all time?
Zenon Caravella/Bas van den Brink
Currently?
Chris Harold/Glen Moss
Greatest GCU game?
5-1 v Roar and 1-0 v Victory in the Finals this year.
Favourite GCU memory?
Dino Djulbic rising above the entire Victory defence and powering a header home.
Worst GCU memory?
0-4 loss to the Roar.
Funniest GCU memory?
Pantelidis smacking Robbie Kruse in the face, absolutely hilarious.
Favourite GCU goal?
Shane Smeltz vs Adelaide this year.
Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?
Active support.
UK or European Terrace Culture?
I love the Ultra-style of Europe, but also the casual of UK. Argh, I can't decide.
Favourite Chant?
We love the Coast (clap, clap)
We love the Coast (clap, clap)
We are the Beach, and it's the only place to be (clap, clap)
And we will follow (clap, clap)
Through thick and thin (clap, clap)
'Til we become the champions, the champions (clap, clap)
Ole, ole (clap, clap)
Ole, ole (clap, clap)
Ole ole ole ole ole ole (clap, clap)
Ole, ole (clap, clap)
Ole, ole (clap, clap)
Ole ole ole ole ole ole (clap, clap).
Which team in the A-league do you have more of a liking too?
Adelaide United.
What is your view on the finals series system?
It's fine considering the small size of our league, however, once we expand more, it should be scrapped and replaced with the FFA Cup.
Where do you see the a-league in 5 years time?
16-team comp, no finals series. 2nd tier of State League teams, FFA Cup.
What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?
Money, and promote the lifestyle of Aus as much as possible.
What is your summary on the A-league season?
Like a roller-coaster.
Other:
Favourite football player of all time?
Lionel Messi.
Favourite non Aussie player?
Lionel Messi.
Favourite Aussie Player?
Matt McKay.
Favourite other clubs?
Tottenham Hotspur
Peterborough United
FC Bayern
FC Barcelona
Napoli
AEK Athens
The club you hate but secretly admire?
Arsenal, I love the way the pass the football.
Club or Country?
Country.
Other hobbies/sports/interests?
Video gaming, cricket, hockey, music, reading.
Favourite non football sports star/s?
Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button, Kevin Pietersen, Graeme Swann.
Ideal Woman
Great sense of humour, likes the same music as me, attractive.
Where would you take a woman on a first date?
Shopping; might as well give them what they want from the start :lol:
If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?
Gareth Bale.
Who would you turn gay for?
Chris Harold.
Do you find it hard to be part of the beach when you have so much homework to do?
Not at all.
The SLS caps are fucking homo, why do you wear them ?
Personally, I don't wear one. I don't mind them, they are a unique part of our support, something which no other team has.
Do you like Clive Palmer ?
I like that he founded GCU, but I despise what he has made of it. So, yes and no.
Are you afraid he'll eat you ?
Not really, I'm so small he'd swallow me whole, and I think I could live on Palmer's pies for a while.
Would you shout him a meal at maccas ?
No, he should shout me one, the rich bastard!
If you owned GCU who would be your marquee ?
David Beckham if possible, if not, Harry Kewell.
Do you like life on the GC ?
Yep, love it.
How many topless sun bathers you seen in your life ?
Too many to count.
Which is your fav theme park ?
Dream World.
How do you feel about NQ being dumped ?
They're a loss to the league, they will be missed. However, I really did not like some of their fans, complete and utter dickheads when they came to Skilled.
Would you have bought NQ ?
Yep.
Which forumer do you know personally ?
KenGooner_GCU and Shaker. I also speak to Tiny455 on facebook quite a bit.
Who would you like to meet form the forum ?
afromanGT, imnofreak, davidvictory, tiny455 S_F, RTB, Bonkers, Heineken, buddha69, KiwiChick, marconi101, TWI, scouse_roar and many, many more.
Hayley Nichole Williams just died of anal bleeding, who's your back up ?
Oh that's a toughie. Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato (:P~)
Is Pacific Fair really that great ?
I don't like it, Robina ftw!
Did you ever go to Hooters ?
A few times, was good fun ;)
Fav country you've visited ?
Germany.
Who's your mobile with ?
Vodafone
Home line with ?
Don't have one.
Broadband with ?
At the minute, Vodafone.
Funniest forum moment ?
Probably when we all abused RTB, that was great fun!
If you could change any part of you name would you ?
I'd change my middle name, I despise Thomas.
What would it be ?
I'd change it to Gareth, after my dead grand-father.
Is it really that important to know who nhub24 is ?
Not really.
Taken drugs ?
I have, a few times.
Fav booze ?
Oh, either Corona or Smirnoff Ice.
Which smiley do you like the most ?
:P~
Are you afraid of some questions that will come your way ?
Nope.
Do you think Kiwichick is a bit of a tease ?
Yes. She told us her bra size, without pics. Who does that?!
Why did she play so many straight bats with her answers ?
Isn't that something you should ask her?
Are you awesome ?
Quite.
Do you stare at traffic accidents ?
Never really seen one first-hand.
If you could join any Aussie band who would it be ?
Parkway Drive.
Do you think Ausmojo's sig is currently the best on the forums?
Yes, by far. Excluding mine.
Opinion on Kanye West?
Meh, overrated.
Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Neither.
You gotta fuck one, kill one, marry one:
Emma Watson, Julia Gillard, Little April (porn star)
Fuck Little April, kill Gillard, marry Watson.
If you could live anywhere else in Australia, where would you?
Probably Melbourne or Sydney.
Who did you support in Australia before Gold Coast came along
No-one.
Have you ever been to any Socceroos games?
Nope, unfortunately.
What's the biggest thing you have achieved in your life thus far?
First boy at my school in England to hit a one-day century.
Would you willingly go out on a date with Kiwichick?
Yeah, why not?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Not at the minute, but I'm working on it.
What do you look for in a girl?
Great sense of humour, likes the same music as me, attractive.
Are you looking forward to getting your license?
Yeah, I guess so.
Should Australia be invaded for it's mineral wealth by China in the next 20 years, would you sign up to the Armed forces? or would you run and hide?
Sign up.
Would you join/star a rebel army?
Depends who they're rebelling against.
Opinion on the carbon tax?
Indifferent, I'm not paying it.
Opinion on the Second Ivorian Coast civil war that has recently broken out.
Sounds like fun. Any chance Drogba can join and hopefully get woudned or worse?
Opinion on the situation in Libya, Yemen and the democracy riots/civil wars in the middle east?
Mainly, I dislike that the West (eg USA and us (UK)) are getting involved, it has nothing to do with us.
What mark has Genghis Kahn left on you?
None at all.
If you could be prime minister for a day, what would you do?
Make it compulsory to attend at least 5 A-League matches per season.
What mark has Rebecca Black made on you?
None at all.
Would you do Rebecca Black?
Probably not.
Do you find her at all sexually attractive?
No.
What would you do if she asked you out?
Run away.
Would you sleep with her if she offered?
Highly unlikely.
What football team do you support in Mongolia?
They have a football league?!
Walk into Maccas, What do you order?
Large double cheeseburger meal with a frozen coke.
Walk into KFC, what do you order?
All-Stars Box, if they have it.
Walk into Hungry Jacks, what do you order?
Double cheeseburger stunner deal.
Walk into Red Rooster, what do you order?
Yuck.
Walk into Oporto, what do you order?
Yuck.
Walk into Nandos, what do you order?
Yuck.
Walk into Subway, there's a man rubbing pieces of chicken breast down his pants, what do you do?
Order a meatball sub.
Were you suprised at that last curveball question?
Not really.
Walk into Woolworths with $1,650 - what do you buy?
A shitload of lollies.
What are you currently wearing?
School uniform.
Does this look infected to you?
So am I, still waiting, for this world to stop hating. Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in.
What do you inspire to be?
I think you mean 'aspire'.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
My dad is a salesman for Honda.
Who is your mummy and what does she do?
My mum runs her own beauty salon.
A man walks into your house armed with a crowbar, how do you react?
"MUM, YOU LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED AGAIN!"
Have you any inspiration to join the Queensland Police Force?
I used to, not so much now. I've seen them be spat on and the such. I couldn't handle the disprespect.
Have you any inspiration to join the Armed forces of Australia?
Not really. Although if it was a decent option, I would consider it.
If you could live in any other country, where would you live?
Back in England, I miss Saturday afternoon kick-offs, and kick-abouts with the lads.
Loads of money, or eternal happyness?
Eternal happiness.
Whats the scariest moment you can remember?
Seeing my best friend get stabbed.
Have you ever felt your life has been threatened?
When my best friend was stabbed.
Have you ever been on an away trip with GCU?
All Roar away games and Heart away.
Who would you turn gay for?
Chris Harold =P~
Who would you turn gay for in the GCU football team?
Chris Harold =P~
Heineken and myself throw enough questions at you for the entire forum membership, how do you react ?
Answer them!
Would you fuck Lizzy Caplan?
Meh, maybe.
Are you lot getting sick and tired of my constant referencing of her?
Not really. It would be nice if you did shut up about her for once.
Why didn't nhub answer the above questions?
He probably didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Do you find Will Ferrell overrated?
No, he is hularious. Anchorman and Talladegga Nights are two of my favourite movies.
Best Simpsons episode?
Bart vs Australia by a country mile.
Do you believe procrastimasturbation is the best form of procrastination?
I am yet to find better.
Do you have to answer all these questions?
Yes.
Boy-boy-girl or girl-girl-boy trifecta?
Girl-girl-boy, for sure.
Preferred part of Gold Coast?
Hmm, Robina is ok, Surfers is alright as well, but Broadbeach takes the top spot!
Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Palmer, Mensink, Bleiberg. Go!
Fuck Mensink, marry Palmer (for the money, of course), and kill Bleiberg.
Top 10 musicians
Enter Shikari, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, A Day To Remember, Mayday Parade, Paramore, Bullet For My Valentine, Boys Like Girls, We Came As Romans.
Five forumers you'd invite to dinner
Tiny, davidvictory, Benjo, imnofreak and S_F
Does Heineken actually drink heineken ?
Possibly. I don't see why he wouldn't.
Do I actually have mojo ?
You have mojo in forum sigs.
Does TWI actually live on the west island ?
I didn't think there was one...
Is The Doctor actually a real doctor ?
He is. Also a Time-Lord.
Is imno really not a freak ?
He is not a freak.
With a name like Max, ever though of changing your surname to Power ?
It has crossed my mind.
Are you a tits or arse man, or do you go straight for the honey pot?
Tits and arse ftw!
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