How different would the South Pacific be if the country with the fucked economy had gotten the landmass with the big useless desert in the middle (ignoring mineral wealth)?

Preferred Pacific Island destination?

Favourite Kiwis (NZ League Team) player?

Favourite Auckland City player?

If you pulled the strings at Sydney FC, would you trial:

Vicelich?

Koprivcic?

Spoonley?

Dickinson?

2011-12 ASB Premiership. Winner?

O-LYM-PIC vs. CI-TY. Result?

Can the Jets win the title next season if they get a good marquee striker?

How many games will it take for Brisbane to lose next season?

Pick my next avatar: The Comedian, White Goodman, Astronaut Bear, Religious Chimps, Bill Maher, Homer Simpson File Photo, Footos: The Fresh Fighters, Davy Grolton, another Rorschach, Stephen Colbert or Lizzy Caplan?

Edited by marconi101: 8/4/2011 10:14:13 PM

What purpose do you serve, both on this forum and on this planet?

What is the meaning of life?

Is it true that pants-off friday is far more appropriate when living at home?

How did you spend your time during your 442 hiatus?

What you do if Heineken went bankrupt?

Would you go gay for Alex Brosque?

Aren't you afraid once he was inside you he'd take a dive?

Edit: Wrong thread.

Carlton Cold or XXXX?

Edited by thewestisland: 9/4/2011 09:09:28 PM

Suprised nobody has spammed this for me, seeing the amount of time iv'e done it for others :lol:


*cue spam questions* :lol:

did i beat you in our semi-intellectual conversation about the terms 'invasion' and 'colonisation' the other night at the KB

Why Sydney FC, of all teams? Couldn't you have waited for West Sydney?

Do you like Wayne's World?

Do you like Wayne's World 2?

Pepsi or Coke?

Cherry Coke or Dr Pepper?

Milk chocolate, Dark chocolate or White chocolate?

Do you like girls or Sydney FC (dudes) more?

Do you think it's awesome that we own like, half of Antarctica?

Who let the dogs out?

Haben sie deine mutter im arsch gefickt?

Do you speak German?

Labor or Libs (or third party but you know which one of these would you prefer)?

Barry O'Farrell or Kristina Kenneally? (not just to fuck)

I'm closing questions at 10pm.

So feel free to ask all you want up untill then.

Do you find Balmain Bugs tasty?

Whose the guy at the Sydney FC Games with the megaphone?

Do you hate it when people call Sydney FC 'FC'

Do you think that xinjiang should be allowed to be independant?

Have you ever played Age of Empires II?

Should i stop asking questions and go and do some revision for my History test?

Just thought I'd pop in to say well done to kiwichick for that effort a few pages back but remind you that I answered over 10 pages of questions in the ask afro thread once. Never again. Took me 4 hours.

Heineken...

Describe your girlfriend in one word?

Have you ever licked the underside of an ice cube?

If you could change one thing about the forums, what would it be?

Do you ever wake up from a particularly realistic dream and sit there trying to figure out what's real and what's not?

Are drugs bad, or is that just part of the liberal agenda?

Do you think Captain Obvious is Bonkers?

Do you prefer Pizza or a good Sandwich?

Should we re-evaluate the approach to the carbon tax in Australia?

Is the whole political landscape in this country a complete farce?

Scandanavia or Baltic states?

Was the world better with the USSR?

Who Said We're Wack?

Where Is Everybody?

Where Have You Been?

Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

Was It A Dream?

Are You The Rabbit?

Are these song titles doing anything for you?

If you could steal one item from anywhere in the world and get away with it, what would it be?

Do you prefer serious questions or one with a whimsical side?

Do you think we should annex New Zealand?

Are these turn of the century business jokes doing anything for you?

What's it like to be on the receiving end of a shit tonne of questions for once?

Edited by afromanGT: 10/4/2011 04:45:18 PM

Have you ever been to Wagga?

When's the wedding?

Can I be the best man?

What sex is the baby?

Can I be it's Godfather?

Most entertaining thing about 442?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date? Isn't it just off cream anyway?

When people say they 'slept like a baby' does that mean they cried all night and wet themselves?

Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons?

Why is what doctors do called 'practice', shouldn't they know everything already?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

How many more questions do you think I'll ask?

How do blind people know that there's braille on the toilet doors?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

Should you use a silencer to shoot a mime?

Why do we say something is 'out of wack'? What the fuck is in wack?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Should I ask more questions?

Do I care?

What is Chianti? And why does it go so well with Favre beans and Liver?

If you were an ice cream, what flavor would you be?

What is your biggest regret?

I'm Made of Wax Larry, What Are you Made of?

Parlez Vous Francais?

Was It A Dream?

Are You The One?

What's New Pussycat?

Whats Your Mama's Name?

Who Can It Be Now?

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Is There Something I Should Know?

Are You Lonesome Tonight?

Whats My Age Again?

Am I Evil?

Is This Love?

Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?

Whos That Girl?

Would I Lie To You?

Why Should You Come When I Call?

Is This Love?

Happy?

Whos Gonna Save Us?

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

If You Leave Me Can I Come Too?

Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?

Why Does It Always Rain On Me?

Life On Mars?

D'yer Wanna Be A Spaceman?

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

How Far Have We Really Come?

Is It Any Wonder?

Whats On Your Radio?

Don't You Think It's Time?

Can You Hear Me?

Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

Is Your Mamma Gonna Miss Ya?

Viva La Gloria?

What you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting for?

Why should I be banned?

Who will be the tards next manager?

Do you wish you were somebody else?

Are you enjoying this?

Do you wish you were me?

Do you wish you were not here?

Are these song lyrics doing anything for you?

Should I shave my beard off?

Should I make it into a moustache so I look like Graeme Souness?

Do you deserve this?

Would you like a cookie?

Am I going to be late for indoor because I'm sitting here asking so many questions?

Should I go out drinking tonight?

Why is there a beer label sticker on my jeans that I wore out the other night?

Should I buy a pet lemur?

Who is the real Johnny Walker?

Has he stopped walking yet?

Do you nkow the words to The Time Warp?

What's the worst hangover you've ever had?

How much is too much?

Are you actually going to answer all my questions?

If Sydney FC didn't exist, who would you support in the A-League?

Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?

Is facebook a waste of time?

Should I go out drinking tonight?

Is everyone puprosely trying to make you answering the questions a living hell for you?

why do they do this to you?

how do you react?

why am i asking you questions?

Why is everybody so serious, acting so damn mysterious?

Why is everybody so obsessed?

Can money by us happiness?

Are we paying with love tonight?

Do we wanna make the world dance, and forget about the price tag?

Is it about the cha-ching cha-ching?

Is it about the ba-bling ba-bling?

Why is Mark Webber so darn shit?
Do you like how the F1 thread lasts one race and then is forgotten about?
Underdogs or favourites?
Fave F1 driver?

Whats with the Emma Watson obsession

Preferred former Soviet bloc state?

Preferred method of transport?

Preferred roofing material?

Would you rather:

Live in NZ and have a shit economy, or live in Australia with the snakes and termites?

Be married to one woman or casual fun with two?

Shoot, hang, behead or lethally inject, or just permanently incarcerate war criminals?

Live in Brisbane or Perth?

Preferred international holiday destination?

30 minutes before asking questions for this closes:

30 MINUTES - GET YOUR QUESTIONS IN QUICK

Before i start this arduous task :lol:

Do you watch cycling?
if not, why not?
Does SBS stand for sex before soccer?
What does SBS actually stand for?
Favourite country starting with S?
Ana Ivanovic or Caroline Wozniacki? On looks
Is Maria Kirilenko the hottest tennis player?

10 Minutes.