Even if I don't it will be good

It felt suprisingly manly to make my girlfriend a sandwhich 8-[

My ridiculous working hours are vindicated by there being 4 bitchin' hot chicks on our staff.

I had girls literally throwing themselves at me at the Christmas party last night. It was weird :lol:

Great minds of 442, i need some ideas on a problem.

Two friends, who have been going out for a little under a month and a half, have come at a bit of a bumpy patch. The male half is pretty rigid to say the least, not particularly good at opening up, and, stubborn as a mule. His girlfriend who really really likes him, is getting a bit upset, because of said reasons, well not so much the stubborness. The guy isnt excactly a chick magnet, and isnt likely to attract someone he'd like for a very long time, but he doesnt really seem to care.

Ive been asked by the girl, as a mate of his, to talk to him about making her feel a bit more wanted.

Any ideas on how i should approach him on this?

Stay out of it. Don't approach him, don't talk to her about it.

I'm not going to stand idly by and watch things between two good friends fall to pieces, especially when ive said ill try and help.

You need to. You will end up too emotionally involved.

Then the dude doesn't want to talk to you about his relationship. You comfort the girl and promise you will keep trying. She thanks you and starts confiding in you more and more.

One day, she asks if she can come over. She brings wine and a movie. You're sitting on the couch talking about their bad relationship. You both get drunker and drunker. You notice the sparkle in her eye as she says "You're such a good listener, Catbert. I can talk to you about anything", but you ignore it. You assume that you're just friends. You're just helping out two good friends to stop things from falling to pieces.

Her mouth is on your penis.

:lol:

This spells all kind of trouble for you catbert! Tread carefully...

If you decide your going to do something, just do it real casual.

You "so man whats happening with you and derpina?"

Him "what do you mean?"

You "She just mentioned that she doesn't think your all that keen on her anymore"

Him "why are you talking to her about our relationship?"

**TROUBLE!**

Just stay out of it man! If she has already talked to him about it and gotten no result, then why the hell would you have any chance? He would be less likely to talk to you about his relationship then he would be to her!

It's up to her to talk to him, not you. If she can't talk to him then maybe the relationship is fucked anyway and not worth saving?

I would hate for one of my mates to be sticking his nose into my relationships...

post of the year right there

I just lol'd at that :lol: Such a unexpected last sentence :lol:

Are you convincing him to do it or not do it, noto?

I forgot to add the part where you ruin two perfectly good friendships.

I cannot stress enough. Do not get involved.

Best advice I've ever seen.

:lol: This is so awesome. Just, post of the year contender. Because it is so, so true.

shit, i think you may be onto something, while it wasnt her idea, it was another friends to get a 3rd party in, she just said to me "Thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me"

Yeah, I've been there before too. When you're 'that guy'. The one who is really nice and helps out people when they need help.

But in a circumstance like you've described... nah.

And im out, my part done at least, and no casaulties.

So about a fortnight ago 3 mates and I went to an open house party. We got possed and just had a good time. That night I met two girls, one who was really pretty and had a great personality, and one who was average at best with a shit personality. Anyway, I was chatting up the awesome girl, and eventually she went home. The other girl ended up staying, as was I. Long story short I needed to bust a nut so I fucked her. Never spoke to her again. She knew exactly what it was etc so I don't feel bad in that regard.

Anyway the next day the awesome girl facebooks me, and we get to talking. I caught up with her two nights ago and we had sex. I might like her as more than just a root and boot if you get me but I feel like unless I tell her I fucked another girl the night I met her (a girl that she keeps saying she didn't like) then we won't be able to go anywhere.

Thoughts?

I think you'll probably get what you deserve.

And what's that? I was single and drunk.. Didn't do anything wrong at the time, how was I to know I'd like this girl is only met that night?

Not that i have a great deal of experience in these matters but what the hell. If you can get a relationship out of this great girl then go for it, but i wouldnt mention that you screwed the other girl straight away, feel free to mention it after a few weeks or whatever.

I couldn't help but laugh at your need to "bust a nut" :lol: Anyway there are plenty more fish in the sea.

Nhub, you shouldn't even know what "bust a nut means"

Oh but I do.

Edited by nhub24: 29/1/2012 01:45:55 PM

So pissed off at myself right now. I went out last night with this girl that i've been friends with for ages but i've always had a massive thing for. We've hooked up once before but kind of ignored it as a drunken thing, and i'm cool with just being friends mostly because i know she's way out of my league. Anyway, we've always gotten along well and things have always been a bit flirty (for lack of a better word) but I had a feeling she might be getting a bit keen on me lately. After last night I gave her and a couple of her friends a lift back to one of the friends houses and they got out but we were still in the car talking about when we are catching up next, i wasn't really getting any strong vibe of her being keen but when i was saying goodbye i leaned across to give her a kiss on the cheek but i think she went for a proper kiss then had to make a last second adjustment for the cheek, i didnt pick up on it until it was too late so i feel like ive missed a massive chance here. fuck.

Sorry, just had to bump this. Fucking post of the year :lol:

I genuinely started :lol:'ing at that.

Hey lads I need to call a love doctor here. I've got something going for this chick I work with but every time I get close to asking her on a date I chicken out... Anyone got any suggestions to combat this problem I have? Any help would be much appreciated! Just don't say 'do it on facebook'. Doesn't help.

Dear god don't do it on facebook :lol:

Man up. The worst that can happen is you're back where you started. You literally have nothing to lose. Be confident, be charismatic, assured, don't get nervous and go into your shell or make her think you're uncertain.