Yep. Sums it up

You can imagine this just before all the dancing, most people didnt no what the fuck was going on =d>

I have a good mate of mine who is hopeless with chicks... he breaks up with a girlfriend and consoles himself by getting legless at a nightclub, meets a fat chick (it's always a fat chick) takes her home, roots her, then falls madly in love with her within 48 hours, realises after 2 weeks that he actually hates her, stays with her for another 3 months anyway, breaks up with her, goes to nightclub to get legless, cycle repeats!

I will never sink that low. I hope :(

Twas almost in tears...he'd even written a script :lol:

nice, we picked out moment when everyone was on the dance floor and the party was at its height, it could not have gone better.

It goes without saying that this is one of the best threads to grace ET and maybe even the whole forum, since ive been here at least. So much knoweledge being traded and so forth. :)

my biggest problem when I first started dating was I tried to get too serious with a chick too quickly, and started doing all the stuff your talking about.

A mate of mine told me next time I start dating a chick, keep it really casual for as long as possible, if she likes you then she will press for things to get more serious, and then your pretty much home and hosed.

I married the next chick I started dating.

Sounds vaguely like a friend of mine (but without the sex and nightclubs part) As i put it, her Libido is less stable than a Soviet Nuclear power station. She gets really into a worthwile guy, doesnt get him, and compensates by falling for 5 different guys within a month.

normally this stuff would just surface in WGMG, and it gets very depressing in that thread.

I know a girl who gives gobbies out like flyers. :lol:

Winning

Those chicks are AWESOME when your in rebound mode....

Too true, especially when theyre on rebound mode too.

I once set up one of my mates at the pup, he was massively drunk, and when a chick we where talking too at the bar went to the toilet, I convinced him that she was meaning for him to follow her.

Anyway so he did, I laughed hysterically, she came back out and asked where he went... at this point I became incredibly confused... sms 5 minutes later read "bouncer just messed my game up!"

I lol'd...

Yeah.... I just started dating somebody and we're moving really quickly... It's cool right now but I'm worried it will become a problem... I'm going away for a while in the next few weeks so hopefully the time apart helps... I mean I still want to see her and stuff but I think time apart may help.

Usually the problem was me moving quickly and the girl not wanting it, but this girl was keen on moving quickly so it kinda fit...

I'm loving it anyway, but when you spend so much time together I think you start to lose appreciation for how good it is.

A saying for you:

When building a house, you don't start laying the bricks while the concrete slab is still wet

Yeah... thanks for the advice man.

Yeah, I'm just hopeless with this shit aye.

This. 0 for three. Averaging one rejection a year. The last one laughed when I asked her out.

What the hell Kiwichick, that's really harsh.

Sorry for ignoring your questions guys, I was at the BWB Christmas dinner.

It's all about confidence. It's easy

:lol:

But when your not confident at all with girls, it's hard to instantly swap it around.

I'm too fussy, that's my problem. The one I wanna get with is pretty awesome but

Been with my GF for 4 and a half years now, don't think I could even remember how to be single again :D

Anyone got that mate who roots anything that moves? I've got a mate who will literally nail any girl he can haha. For example, even at a small gathering at my mates house when his rents were away, it was about 5 guys (we're all close mates) and say 4 girls. Not to be a dick (but i will) these girls were all chat. Disgusting, scummy, fat. I had no idea who they were and neither did anybody except the guy who's house it was. Anyway one chick ends up greening out, one chick passes out, one gets picked up and one is still up. So the two greened/passed out chicks are sleeping somewhere in the house and everyones going to bed. My mate grabs the fat chick who openly shared with everyone she's "only" nailed 8 guys (she's 16) and walks into my mates bedroom with her, locking the door. I slept on the couch outside that room, heard them rooting, he comes out smelling of sweat and regret and heads back in for seconds. First thing in the morning he runs straight into the shower and calls her a cab hahaha. Now imagine that, every weekend. He's that guy. hahaha Thought I'd share that, I found it hilarious

This this this. I think I need to lower my standards a little.

Its awkward when you lower your standards and theyre still not low enough.