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Afro: "She holds out her hand, and in her palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread … Inside me!? I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils … Oh my … It’s a curious feeling. Once they’re inside me, I can’t really feel them—but then again I know they’re there … Oh my … I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for sex."

The fuck did I just read.

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To be fair to Afro at least he writes better than E. L. James

...have I come back and accidentally stumbled into Literotica.com :-k

I wasn't so much worried about notorganic, but given the amount of grief I received from random flogs on facebook the last time Ducky posted my name I wasn't about to post their names.

Like I said, y'all believe what you want. A little bit of confidence combined with access to an almost unlimited supply of alcohol and drugs means you can get your end in pretty easily if you're so inclined. If you haven't worked in the modern nightclub scene you can't really call bullshit on something you don't understand.

Oh. That stings. You must have spent all weekend working on that, because I've never ever heard it before.

KC!

What do you think about this thread so far? :)

-PB

This is fucking awesome. Short list it for thread of the year, Afro also must be a contender for the inaugural 'manly man' award.

I think Chrissy must've had very very short shorts :lol:

Only place this kid can come for sexual needs ;)

Edited by liverpool8: 22/10/2013 07:10:51 PM

What dollar value note did you snort with Afro? Makes all the difference.

what the hell happened to this thread?

Erotic fiction happened

They weren't covering much when she was playing pool that's for sure.

Fiddy dolla bill y'all.

AfromanGT

The people asked, the man delivered. Be careful what you wish for & all that, hey.

Keep up the good work, EG and Afro. Us jealous, married men live vicariously through your stories.

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Not only that. I predicted the ensuing shit-fit.

I think we should be greatful for the entertainment.

I'm not sure if my recent bouts of sympathy/agreement with afroman are because he has become more agreeable, or he was right about the whole young mislead douche bag thing...

Tempted to think someone copied and pasted off an erotic story website.

I wish I could write that well. I'm flattered.

Not really no :lol:

-PB

I had no part in this!!!!!!

To be fair, I think most of us semi-believe him. And are just saying it to piss him off.

pics or gtfo