It was awesome for the first 15 weeks then drought :(

Edited by redshirtwilly: 27/6/2014 07:16:29 AM

:lol: if I ask nicely I get the deso driver as it is anyway, as the Mrs hasn't drunk at all for 2 years.

Yeah RSW my mates that have gone through pregnancy have found that it's the women who are the horniest, and the men are a bit offput by "pounding" their unborn child (kinda like Knocked Up) :lol:

Ouch.

-PB

Pregnancy was awesome for the full 9 months for Mrs Ganic, it was after the kid was born that it all went dry.

Gotta take some time to re-build those floor muscles.

That fucking beautiful fart that you do when your girlfriend leaves.

Love is farting in her presence.
True Love is farting under the covers, then trapping her underneath.

Even though she would probably just laugh... I hate fasting in front of women, it reminds me that they take Horrific shits :lol:

Amy <3's my Dutch Oven.

-PB

Yeah, seeing as though my Mrs' specialty is pelvic floor physiotherapy, I can see now that post-birth the v4 household will be very dry :lol:

The Mrs and I have a theory that a couple need to fart in each others presence within the first month or they'll never be able to. Her Dad and his partner have been together for around 10 years now and they STILL can't fart and/or take a dump when the other is in the vicinity.

I wonder what the sweet spot is for this.

First date? First kiss? First time you see her?

Well just to clarify.... I've farted in front of her twice. Once that I remember, and once whilst I was passing out drunk :lol:

Eh?
True love is when you're passing out in a park, blind drunk out of your mind, vomiting madly all over the place, and she stays on the phone lending her support from the other side of Sydney, telling you not to choke on your vomit, try not to roll in , at 3am in the morning. :lol: :lol:

Lolololol when was this?

The first time her and I got fucking blind drunk together, she tried to walk me home (about a 10 minutes walk from hers to mine) and I was so fucked that it took her an hour and a half to get me half way before I passed out on our friend's lawn (who had no idea we were there) and eventually woke up and went home telling her to just go home because getting back home in the dark would be a bitch lol

One of my mates used to try to fart in his now ex-girlfriend's face. Not sure how that fits into your rule.

Funnily enough, the day you met my missus when we went drinking at my work. :lol: :lol:

I kinda hit the Scotch & Cokes hard, after downing a dozen or so beers. You had jumped in a cab to head back home via the City, and I stayed at working taking advantage of my staff prices and drinking with a couple locals. I don't remember getting in the park, I do remember ringing the missus, and apparently I passed out, woke up with her trying to call me back, answered the phone whilst chucking, before passing out again. My phone apparently died, and the poor girl stayed awake all night until I rang her when I got back to my place at what was around 5am, as she was getting in her car to come out to find me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh I've had some classy, classy moments. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My 21st on Saturday? ;)

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ERASURE!

Great ep.

Was talking about this with a mate last night and we couldn't really work out the correct answer in this age of political correctness and feminism/female nazism:

At what point does a proposition for sex become sexual harassment?

What we came to is that if she says YES, then it's a successful proposition, but if she says no, it can be interpreted as sexual harassment. Does anyone see what I'm getting at here? Is there a way to proposition random/cheap sex without it being harassment?

I purposely fart in my wife's presence so she understands the effort I put in.

Have had half a packet of Oreos today and some Belgium Chocolate Ice Cream.

Making the bed before, delibs laid down and puckered my bum lips and produced something magical along the lines of this;

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Fucking reeked too.

Kinda smell that you'd relate to a dead animal.

-PB

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Lost it

*Ahem*

Getting this thread back on track...

Never date a girl who is trying to get into medicine at uni. She didn't even want to go out and celebrate her birthday :lol:

Yeah but once they get into uni they can drink anyone under the table. Med and Eng students, they make drinking a sport.

:lol: too true

I've been to many a med party as some of my good mates dragged me along, and my word it is crazy, and scarring, the things I've seen our future surgeons/GPs/etc do!

Having lived on res for a few years I definitely didn't experience it that way with the med students, they just didn't have the tolerance that everyone else did. Some of the biggest drinkers on campus were eng students though, but I found arts students particularly crim, history, politics etc to generally be the biggest drinkers because they had nothing else to do really.

Firstly, "female nazism"? You're better than that.

To answer your question- it isn't difficult at all. Context. If you are in a club/bar etc where coupling can reasonably be expected, propositioning someone is not harassment... unless you ignore the response. If you get rebuked or similarly blown off and persist in propositioning a woman then you are definitionally harassing them (same as you can harass someone for a sale, or to sign a petition. Persistent uninvited attention is harassment.) An unwanted sexual advance in a situation where sexual advances are expected is not harassment, provided the person making the advance is courteous and accepts the rejection in good nature.

If you are not in a social context wherein "hooking up" is reasonably expected- work, school, a retirement village- propositioning for sex at any point can be viewed as harassment.

tl;dr there is a time and a place for everything, and no means no.

Not to be confused with a German Oven.