He being a little fridget pussy bitch.

Get them finger wets m8

Last night there was zero PDA which was great. I don't recall he I achieved this exactly, but I feel like asking this question and then not reading the replies until after the occasion was helpful.

My love to you all. Ex oh ex oh

Don't worry about the fingers mate, we're all adults here....a slimy sausage will do the trick

Arse to mouth ;)

Fucking lol, possibly SG's best posts :lol:

-PB

Hey! Pretty sure I've posted legit things when I first signed up :lol:

I'm 22 and married, I have to act like a creep where I can't get caught ;)

Way to ruin the mood, Gump

Wouldn't be doing myself justice any other way.


Suck it.

Dayum, married young.

High school sweetheart?

-PB

Yeah haha. Find a good woman that is dumb enough to love you, you marry them!

Dear EG,

Clearly your new Girlfriend has strong feelings for you and is not afraid to show these feelings in public after consuming a few drinks.

Her actions could be a result of her "wanting to mark her territory" in order to make other female suitors at the party know that you are her man.

Based on the information provided, I am assuming that your girlfriend is somewhere between the ages of 16 and 24 as this would be a common trait for a female who may be a little insecure.

I have come up with a few suggestions that may resolve or at least ease your situation.

1. Get a tattoo of your new girlfriends name that would be visible to the public. Possibly on your forehead.
2. Drink so much that you vomit.
3. Ask her for a blowy before you head out and then when you are at the party, refuse to kiss her because you don't want to be kissing your c@#k juices.
4. Give her rim a good lick before your head out. She may or may not be keen on kissing you for a while.
5. Entertain the party by partaking in the new craze called "Bubbling"

You may need to try a combination of the above suggestions, in order to get the desired outcome.

I wish you good luck with your relationship and don't hesitate to ask me for further advice.

Dr Colin

This is the anthem for the Friendzone! :D

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Colin FTW!

But what is wrong with kissing? Is it because you end up tenting?

-PB

Sounds clingy, ditch her ASAP. Guys will pick up on her slutiness, and you don't want to be around when that happens...

Nah, tenting isn't the issue. I just hate the anti-social side of being in a public place with friends and having a drunk girl on my lap taking up all my attention. I'm all for affection, but affection is totally a time and place thing for me.

Ps. Well play Colin.

Alright this is gonna be interesting
tl;dr think I'm falling for my friend who used to date one of my best mates a couple years ago, he has given the blessing to hook up with her if an opportunity comes up and she has tried to hook up with me in the past (after breaking up with him) but I still feel like a solid Tony Abbott
Thoughts?

If you don't mind me asking, how old are they and how long ago was it?

We're all high school friends, both of them are 20 and they broke up like 2 years ago, just before we finished yr 12

100% fair game.

There's a clear bro-code here.

He has given the blessing, you're in the clear. If he didn't know that it was going on, and you didn't ask him if it were going to make him uncomfortable, it would be your fault.

If you end up married and kids and he has a meltdown because he "just can't deal", it's on him for not speaking up when he had the chance.

thank you friends! She always complains to me that we never go out drinking together because I always drive for different reasons, but theres a friends birthday this weekend where things might get interesting

Thanks EG.

Please let us know if you do attempt any of my suggestions!

Frothing where it counts.
Cabs are your friend. Pick a shitty local and go with her. My mrs used to hate our local before we were dating (she'd never been but it has a very rough reputation), but we often go there now after a night elsewhere because it's open until 4am every night. She now enjoys it because we just get drunk and play pinball all night whilst smashing out 90s pop on the duke box :lol:

We already have a shitty local :lol: but damn yours sounds amazing

Dear Mack,

Firstly, thank you for sharing your situation on a public forum. It takes some courage to inform everyone of your current love life status.

I understand you have concerns about your mate and how it may effect your friendship should something happen between you and his former girlfriend. Your situation is quite common within all generations and there is a phrase used to describe it. It is simply known as "Sloppy Seconds".

A Sloppy Seconds relationship, regardless of it's duration, can be quite successful. I have had first hand experiences with them lasting anywhere from mid coitus right through to a successful marriage with children.

One thing is guaranteed and that is at some point one of the party involved in a Sloppy Seconds relationship will either compare or be curious about comparisons with the previous relationship. This could potentially be the downfall of the new relationship. At this point, you will need to be proactive and put yourself in a position to be better in every aspect of the relationship. I have listed a few tips below that may assist you with a long and fruitful relationship.

1. If you haven't already done so, invest in a penis pump and get that sucker of yours to reach it's full potential.
2. The "bad time if the month" is really a test to see how much you truely are interested in her. Tell her it doesn't bother you and get in there and clean that mess up.
3. Social media is a great way to show her how much you mean to her as well as keep your mate informed of how things are progressing. Take some intimate photos of her and post them on a social media site for the world to see. Don't forget to tag your mate along with the following hashtags. #biggerthanyou #ithinkicantasteyou #lookfamiliar

Hopefully some of these suggestions will assist in you with your dilemma.

Yours in love

Dr Colin

Fucking Dr Colin on fire.

Well in Dr.Colin