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You might be having a bad day, but you've never had a "I'm paralysed and my dog just ate my testicles" bad day.
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USA Today wrote:Escaped python kills 2 young boys in Canada Two young boys sleeping at their friend's home above an exotic pet store were strangled by a python that escaped its enclosure in the Canadian town of Campbellton, New Brunswick, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said Monday.
"The preliminary investigation has led police to believe that a python snake escaped its enclosure in the store sometime overnight," said Constable Julie Rogers-Marsh, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported. Police were notified about 6:30 a.m.
A former employee of Reptile Ocean told the National Post that the snake was an African rock python between 14 and 16 feet long. Initial reports incorrectly stated it was a boa constrictor.
The unidentified boys were 5 and 7 years old, the RCMP said. They were believed to be brothers who were on a sleepover at the owner's apartment, according to the National Post.
Rogers-Marsh said it was not yet clear how the non-venomous snake escaped. It apparently traveled through the ventilation system and crushed the boys as they slept. Autopsies will be conducted Tuesday.
The python, the only large snake in the store, was captured and turned over to police.
Store owner Jean-Claude Savoie told Global News he discovered the grisly scene in the living room, which the python entered through a hole in the ceiling.
"My body is in shock. I don't know what to think," he said. "I thought they were sleeping until I (saw) the hole in the ceiling. I turned the lights on and I (saw) this horrific scene."
He said he considered the two boys "like they're my kids."
Savoie, who pinned and caged the python, said no one normally handles the snake, which he described as "vicious." Former store employee Tim Thomas told the National Post that "every cage had two locks on it." The store also has two enclosures for crocodiles.
In the wild, African rock pythons feed on monkeys, antelopes, warthogs and even crocodiles. In suburban areas, their prey includes dogs, goats, rats or fowl.
They rarely attack humans, but when they do, the victims are typically children.
The town of around 7,000 people, in far eastern Canada, "is in shock," said Campbellton Deputy Mayor Ian Comeau.
Reptile Ocean, on its Facebook page, calls itself an exotic pet store "open to the public for purchase and viewing." It opened in 1995 and is categorized as "noncommercial zoological gardens."
Comeau noted that the snakes have been imported legally only since 2009.
In South Florida on Monday, police captured a 14-foot-long Burmese python that a homeowner found while cleaning out his shed.
In January, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission held a month-long competition to capture and kill invasive Burmese pythons in the Everglades.
But Florida wildlife officials say African rock pythons pose an even bigger threat to the state and are more dangerous than their Burmese cousins.
"This is just one vicious animal," Kenneth Krysko, a herpetologist at the Florida Museum of Natural History in Gainesville, said in a 2009 National Geographic article. He said African pythons are "so mean they come out of the egg striking."
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Joffa
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Importing of snakes for private sale should be illegal
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Joffa wrote:Importing of snakes for private sale should be illegal It was a Python, not a snake. But also, pythons make great pets. Why you want to keep one large enough to kill not one but two small children is beyond me though.
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It looked pretty gross.
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Sorry to disappoint buddy.
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That would be amazing to be a part of...but the idea of staying on Mars for the rest of your life would do my head in.
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RedKat wrote:I mean itll be great if the other 3 people are hot but what if you're stuck with 3 bogans? Reality television demands that they send people who don't get along. But being sent to Mars to never come back with people who you loathe would be pretty fucked up.
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afromanGT wrote:RedKat wrote:I mean itll be great if the other 3 people are hot but what if you're stuck with 3 bogans? Reality television demands that they send people who don't get along. But being sent to Mars to never come back with people who you loathe would be pretty fucked up. I doubt 3 bogans would have the intellectual capacity to colonise Mars Edited by 433: 10/8/2013 07:17:12 PM
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433 wrote:afromanGT wrote:RedKat wrote:I mean itll be great if the other 3 people are hot but what if you're stuck with 3 bogans? Reality television demands that they send people who don't get along. But being sent to Mars to never come back with people who you loathe would be pretty fucked up. I doubt 3 bogans would have the intellectual capacity to colonise Mars Edited by 433: 10/8/2013 07:17:12 PM It'll be 3 nerds who are looking to become famous and one pretty girl.
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afromanGT wrote:433 wrote:afromanGT wrote:RedKat wrote:I mean itll be great if the other 3 people are hot but what if you're stuck with 3 bogans? Reality television demands that they send people who don't get along. But being sent to Mars to never come back with people who you loathe would be pretty fucked up. I doubt 3 bogans would have the intellectual capacity to colonise Mars Edited by 433: 10/8/2013 07:17:12 PM It'll be 3 nerds who are looking to become famous and one pretty girl. If things weren't looking good with the girl, just kill the other nerds. Who's gonna stop you? :lol:
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They'll do serious psychological tests to ensure that you don't go postal.
But you have to question the sanity of a person who finds fame more important than any other element in their life.
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How would they get you back to earth? They've stated it's a one-way deal. Quote:Also a 4-8 person gene pool is exceptionally inbred They didn't say anything about populating Mars. :lol:
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Woman drives 300km while asleep NZ Newswire August 14, 2013, 8:38 am The dangers of texting and driving are well documented but a Hamilton woman has increased those risks even further - doing both while asleep. The woman, who suffers from a sleep condition and was taking sleeping pills, was asleep when she drove more than 300 kilometres from her Hamilton home to Auckland and then to Mt Maunganui late on Tuesday night. Police say she was texting throughout her unconscious drive and has no recollection of the incident, which began around midnight on Tuesday. Five hours later, her cousin found her slumped over her steering wheel in the driveway of her former home in Mt Maunganui. Police were tracking the woman's movements via her mobile phone throughout the five hour ordeal after they received a 111 call from a concerned friend. The friend told police the woman had last driven while asleep 10 months prior. Police say it's fortunate her driving didn't conclude with a "huge tragedy". "Last night's events could have so easily ended in tragedy which is something I am sure, we all want to avoid," Senior Sergeant Dave Litton said. They have sought an urgent order forbidding the woman to drive and will seek medical advice to determine whether she should be able to hold a drivers license long term. Police are urging all drivers with medical conditions to adhere to restrictions on prescription medications. http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/18491214/woman-drives-300km-while-asleep/?
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Only in Hamilton...
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afromanGT wrote:Only in Hamilton... Clearly she wasn't only in Hamilton...
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Chinese zoo disguises hairy dog as lion AFP August 15, 2013 6:48PM A CHINESE zoo's supposed "African lion" has been exposed as a fraud when the dog used as a substitute started barking. The zoo in the People's Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily. It quoted a customer surnamed Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made - but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled "African lion" was barking. The beast was in fact a Tibetan mastiff - a large and long-haired breed of dog. "The zoo is absolutely cheating us," the paper quoted Liu, who was charged 15 yuan ($2.70) for the ticket, as saying. "They are trying to disguise the dogs as lions." Three other species housed incorrectly included two coypu rodents in a snake's cage, a white fox in a leopard's den, and another dog in a wolf pen. The chief of the park's animal department, Liu Suya, told the paper that while it does have a lion, it had been taken to a breeding facility and the dog - which belonged to an employee - had been temporarily housed in the zoo over safety concerns. Users of China's Twitter-like Sina Weibo service mocked the zoo. "This is not funny at all. It's sad for both the zoo and the animals," said one. "They should at least use a husky to pretend to be a wolf," said another. http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/chinese-zoo-disguises-hairy-dog-as-lion/story-e6frfq80-1226698007499
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What a place :lol:
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Reports that the lion was used in the local restaurant's chow mein have as yet proved unsubstantiated.
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A mate of mine works as a security guard at an emergency department. This kind of thing happens all the time.
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Beatles fan to 'clone' John Lennon using DNA from star's tooth 22 Aug 2013 09:28 Dentist Michael Zuk says he hopes to sequence Lennon's DNA 'very soon' A Beatles fan is planning to bring John Lennon back to life - by creating a clone from one of his teeth. Canadian dentist Michael Zuk bought one of Lennon's rotten molars for £20,000 at an auction two years ago, and now wants to extract its DNA in the hope of cloning the Beatle who was shot dead in 1980. Dr Zuk told The Sun: "If scientists think they can clone mammoths, then John Lennon could be next. "To say I had a small part in bringing back one of rock's greatest stars would be mind blowing." Lennon gave the tooth to his housekeeper after he had it pulled out in the 1960s, and Dr Zuk bought it from her son. He said he was hoped he would be able to sequence the Beatle's DNA "very soon", adding: "Many Beatles fans remember where they were when they heard John Lennon was shot. I hope they also live to hear the day he got another chance." Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/beatles-fan-clone-john-lennon-2204442#ixzz2cgqpjqzX
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There really needs to be an international law prohibiting cloning of humans.
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RedKat wrote:Does he realise cloning does not bring Lennon back to life? It just makes a new person with the same DNA. It'd actually be interesting to see if he grew up and went down the same path. A study of nature vs nurture.
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RedKat wrote:Does he realise cloning does not bring Lennon back to life? It just makes a new person with the same DNA. He may as well go the whole hog and pay for the plastic surgery.
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Studies reveal that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health A truly gratuitous and bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggest that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling at women’s breasts is equivalent to an intense exercise regime that can help prolong the lifespan of a man by five years. “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” says according to Dr. Weatherby. The research was conducted over a five-year span on 200 healthy men. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.” In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. http://www.menshealth.co.uk/community/forums/thread/1707714
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