Girt's Tanty Tennis Thread - Wimbledon


Girt's Tanty Tennis Thread - Wimbledon

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benelsmore wrote:
God I hate Serena Williams thank god she's gone!


I like her arse.

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Iridium1010 wrote:
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God I hate Serena Williams thank god she's gone!


I like her arse.


I actually just enjoy watching her play. People won't realise how good they've had it watching her til she's gone
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Bouchard. :shock: =p~
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Roar_Brisbane wrote:
Bouchard. :shock: =p~


Looks like Kournikova

Some of us have lived long enough to see another Ana Kournikova


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Condemned666 wrote:
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Now she draws the beast. :(


Do you think that boxer that made Hilary Swank's character a quadrapelic should be cast as Serena if were to make a tennis movie with Serena as the title holder to beat on 'Million Dollar Baby'?


If anyone was going to play Serena Williams in a movie it would be Mr T.
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Some of us have lived long enough to see another Ana Kournikova

Don't be ridiculous. Bouchard has actually won something.
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afromanGT wrote:

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Some of us have lived long enough to see another Ana Kournikova

Don't be ridiculous. Bouchard has actually won something.


*Laughs so hard milk comes through nose*
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Sharapova gone draw wide open now.
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And maria sharapova's campaign finishes on the fourth round
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Now what will I masturbate to?
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paulbagzFC wrote:
Dominca you boss.

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Now what will I masturbate to?


The schools now
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Build the kids self-esteem
Make them feel good about themselves
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Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
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Missing a lot of dance recitals
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On the internet for fifty bucks
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afromanGT wrote:
Now what will I masturbate to?

Must be one of a few who thinks she's overrated, has a nice face but she looks like a giraffe.
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Roar_Brisbane wrote:
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Now what will I masturbate to?

Must be one of a few who thinks she's overrated, has a nice face but she looks like a giraffe.


She, along with myskina and kournikova, sell russian women quite well to lonely men on the internet
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Myskina? Really?
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afromanGT wrote:
Myskina? Really?



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Condemned666 wrote:
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Myskina? Really?



I can't fucking make out a word of that :lol:
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Nishikori is quite the talent.
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What an effort by Robert to take it into a 4th set.
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unfortunately Tsonga has not brought his a-game to contend against the Fed tonight
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Ana gets the break.
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afromanGT wrote:
Now what will I masturbate to?

Eugenie Bouchard
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Will take something special for Ana to win here.
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Berdych is steamrolling Ferrer at the moment.
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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
Starting to develop my first celebrity crush in ages, for Eugnie Bouchard. I thought I grew out of that shit :lol:


Maybe, You've managed to live long enough

And for some unknown reason because of that , it becomes creepy...

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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
Starting to develop my first celebrity crush in ages, for Eugnie Bouchard. I thought I grew out of that shit :lol:

She does have an amazing body.
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Not that I want to give away what we talk about at parties

But to quote the party loudmouth- he said women's tennis is declining in quality because the top 20, the ones that play the early rounds in tournaments are pretty much models on modelling contracts

There is an element of truth in that loudmouth's statement

Also if people are expecting female tennis players to do raunchy magazine shoots- Ashley harkleroad broke 'the code' when she posed for playboy, and she has not got back into the wta since
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Also if people are expecting female tennis players to do raunchy magazine shoots- Ashley harkleroad broke 'the code' when she posed for playboy, and she has not got back into the wta since

That probably has more to do with the fact that she's a mother to two young children than anything else.
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For what its worth Eugenie Bouchard's post match oncourt interview drew a mixed response

Interviewer: "Who would she want to date?"

Eugenie: *giggles like a 12 year old schoolgirl* "er... Justin Bieber"

*the Melbourne crowd cheers and jeers at the same moment to the response to that question*

Outside of San francisco, Portland and Seattle, Melbourne is the hipster capital of the world

So BUZZ!

White Supremist Channel 7 likes that answer though

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If Stan holds on here and beats Novak, the bottom half of the draw will have 0 Grand Slams between them, the top will have 32.
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