SocaWho
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salmonfc wrote:SocaWho wrote:salmonfc wrote:On the upside, according to Draups I'm not putrid.
Also I dunno if taking a selfie while I'm lying flat on the ground so my face isn't as chubby is a good indicator of what I should like like. Have you ever seen a counseller? I suggest seeing a counsellor / psychologist and personal trainer. Coming on here to get advice is ok, but I don't think you're going to get the results you want by relying on forumites opinions here. You need some face to face interaction. Someone that you can really connect with and get the ball rolling. Most of us (if not all of us) are not qualified to help you...thats why you need to go see a professional. Edited by SocaWho: 2/12/2015 04:06:40 PM Been meaning to email a therapist I was seeing recently about some shit at school, pretty sure I've got one more session so I'll get on that, im sure most people dont mind giving you advice but at the end of the if you can build a relationship with a counseller on the basis of trust then its better than seeking advice from people here behind a computer
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BETHFC
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SocaWho wrote:salmonfc wrote:On the upside, according to Draups I'm not putrid.
Also I dunno if taking a selfie while I'm lying flat on the ground so my face isn't as chubby is a good indicator of what I should like like. Have you ever seen a counseller? I suggest seeing a counsellor / psychologist and personal trainer. Coming on here to get advice is ok, but I don't think you're going to get the results you want by relying on forumites opinions here. You need some face to face interaction. Someone that you can really connect with and get the ball rolling. Most of us (if not all of us) are not qualified to help you...thats why you need to go see a professional. Edited by SocaWho: 2/12/2015 04:06:40 PM This. We're a bunch of ferals Salmon, we're all full of shit ;)
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salmonfc
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SocaWho wrote:salmonfc wrote:On the upside, according to Draups I'm not putrid.
Also I dunno if taking a selfie while I'm lying flat on the ground so my face isn't as chubby is a good indicator of what I should like like. Have you ever seen a counseller? I suggest seeing a counsellor / psychologist and personal trainer. Coming on here to get advice is ok, but I don't think you're going to get the results you want by relying on forumites opinions here. You need some face to face interaction. Someone that you can really connect with and get the ball rolling. Most of us (if not all of us) are not qualified to help you...thats why you need to go see a professional. Edited by SocaWho: 2/12/2015 04:06:40 PM Been meaning to email a therapist I was seeing recently about some shit at school, pretty sure I've got one more session so I'll get on that,
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby
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SocaWho
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salmonfc wrote:On the upside, according to Draups I'm not putrid.
Also I dunno if taking a selfie while I'm lying flat on the ground so my face isn't as chubby is a good indicator of what I should like like. Have you ever seen a counseller? I suggest seeing a counsellor / psychologist and personal trainer. Coming on here to get advice is ok, but I don't think you're going to get the results you want by relying on forumites opinions here. You need some face to face interaction. Someone that you can really connect with and get the ball rolling. Most of us (if not all of us) are not qualified to help you...thats why you need to go see a professional. Edited by SocaWho: 2/12/2015 04:06:40 PM
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Heineken
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salmonfc wrote:Can't wank on the toilet because people in the house start getting suss about why I'm taking 10-15 minutes.
Can't wank in the shower because it's wastes water.
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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salmonfc
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On the upside, according to Draups I'm not putrid. Also I dunno if taking a selfie while I'm lying flat on the ground so my face isn't as chubby is a good indicator of what I should like like.
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby
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Glory Recruit
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KiwiChick1 wrote:Iridium1010 wrote:Iridium1010 wrote:Kiwichick ma sisterrrrrr Dont leave me hanging kiwichick I need this <3 :)
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KiwiChick1
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Iridium1010 wrote:Iridium1010 wrote:Kiwichick ma sisterrrrrr Dont leave me hanging kiwichick I need this <3
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Glory Recruit
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Iridium1010 wrote:Kiwichick ma sisterrrrrr Dont leave me hanging kiwichick I need this
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scotty21
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Yeah I'd still bury one in a female 6. No seriously don't feel bad for being a 6 mate I'm a 6 at best myself
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KiwiChick1
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11.mvfc.11 wrote:A 6 is still above average salmon This. Not everyone is conventionally attractive, not everyone is going to get with someone who is conventionally attractive. Who cares?
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salmonfc
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Can't wank on the toilet because people in the house start getting suss about why I'm taking 10-15 minutes. Can't wank in the shower because it's wastes water.
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby
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BETHFC
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salmonfc wrote:When you have a wank during summer and you have to choose between leaving the door open and risking being caught or closing it and being on the verge of heat stroke. :lol: :lol:
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salmonfc wrote:When you have a wank during summer and you have to choose between leaving the door open and risking being caught or closing it and being on the verge of heat stroke. :lol:
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salmonfc
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When you have a wank during summer and you have to choose between leaving the door open and risking being caught or closing it and being on the verge of heat stroke.
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby
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salmonfc
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-Daddy issues -Fat -Social anxiety -No mates -Awkward and shy -Will likely be a 6 at best even if I lose all this weight Also I need to email my therapist to schedule an at-home appointment so I can tell her about my social anxiety, but for whatever reason I just can't bring myself to email her. There's not even a slightly rational reason to be afraid of emailing her what the fuck.
For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby
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KiwiChick1
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Edited by KiwiChick1: 1/12/2015 09:52:50 p.m.
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KiwiChick1
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:lol: :lol: This is what I thought of too actually, but couldn't be bothered searching for it.
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Glory Recruit
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Kiwichick ma sisterrrrrr
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Eastern Glory
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Could have just renamed this?
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Slobodan Drauposevic
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lollywood wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote:FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/ :-({|= So tragic I know. Doesn't even have a clue that we're even going out. Just sad. You the man Friendzone. =d> Best burn ever? Best burn ever :roll:
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lollywood
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Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote:FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/ :-({|= So tragic I know. Doesn't even have a clue that we're even going out. Just sad. You the man Friendzone. =d>
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Slobodan Drauposevic
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KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote:FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/ :-({|= So tragic I know. Doesn't even have a clue that we're even going out. Just sad.
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The Maco
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theres a free music festival on in the city tomorrow Pros: friends, decent music and free Cons: effort
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KiwiChick1
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lollywood wrote:FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/ :-({|= So tragic
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Eastern Glory
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lollywood wrote:FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/ Lol... Headbutt a schooner please.
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lollywood
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FulofGladbach wrote:Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol: Look at the resident friendzoner's lining up to defend the honour of the fair maiden. Don't bother fellas she ain't much chop I can assure you. A woman hanging out on a internet football forum with the pasty face brigade in order to glean some personal validation. You really couldn't make this up, quite frankly it's pathetic. :lol: :lol: \:d/
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FulofGladbach
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Draupnir wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag :lol:
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Slobodan Drauposevic
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KiwiChick1 wrote:lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: plz snapchat me bb - l0llyw00d420swag
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KiwiChick1
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lollywood wrote: So have you resident donkey's for whom the friendzone is a permanent state of being managed to get past friendly conversation in person with this "Kiwichick". I always imagine a bunch of pasty face idiots buying her drinks whilst she thinks how easy it all is but wishing that some of you may be actually attractive & that she didn't have to hang out with online gaming proponents masquarading as football experts.
Goddamn shame you know.
Literally, what.
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