There's a difference between 'generically anglo' and throwing a few letters together and making shit up. I feel sorry for the kids who have to deal with the confusion and "what, really?" questions their entire lives because their parents were douchebags.

Dude, you named your daughter Leilani Aaliyah. You can't make fun of anyone for giving their kids odd names.

Some of the names are Wtf . HaSean? Really ?

Don't they make soap?

Because their child is unique and therefore must have a unique name.

From the first two rounds of this year's NFL Draft alone: Jadeveon, Odell, Ja-Wuan, HaSean (AKA Haha), Darqueze, Deone, Dominique (yes, a girl's name), Ra'Shede, Marqise, Lamarcus, Demarcus, Stephon, Ego, Davante, Bishop and Kony.

I used to go to school with a chick named jaymee
Could be worse , have you seen some African American names . There was once an nba player named wayman

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 31/5/2014 05:06:50 PM

Why can't people just name their kids something simple like ....James, John, Ted, Mike ,Lisa, but noooo.....instead it has to be Elhysa, Jahymes, Braedon, Arhmani, Keihsha, Allehgra,Torriii...lol

Edited by SocaWho: 31/5/2014 04:59:20 PM

Here are some classic bogan names...lol


Aalivyah
Aayden
Aiysiah
Alaysha
Armahnni
Armani
Aron
Ashaleigh
Cheyenne
Chavorne
Eathen
Haighleigh
Jakksyn
Jaylah
Jayleigh
Jay-mee
Jaymen
Jaymez
Jaymz

atelyn
Kateysha
Katishya
Katysha
Kaycee
Kaydee
Kaylaa
Kayle
Kaylee
Kayleigh

In 10 years time I want to start a registry business in "Name Changes"....I reckon ill make a mint. :lol: with the amount of bogan names that people would have been ashamed of growing up with.

Genuinely lolled.
Nevaeh is the worst. I find it astonishing that people don't realise that the name of their child will dictate to everybody what class you are in.
FFS.

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"Oh, G'day. This is my son, Top Bloke. Here's my other son, Opening Batsman. And here's my daughter, Big Tits".

The Corby family should be used as a case study in the education curriculum as to what equates to the textbook Aussie bogan.:d

Again, you have to re-assess the meaning of 'bogan'. It's anyone who's vulgar, plebian and generally uncouth. You don't have to be white to be a bogan.

Bogans naming their kids after shit they can't afford shits me. Just once I'd like to see some bloke in flanno shouting out "Oi! TORANA! Put that dogshit down and kummeah!"

And for the love of fucking god stop adding ridiculous letters into names like "Michaal" or "Mychelle". Poor teachers are confused as fuck going "Mfichael? How the fuck do I pronounce that?" and start looking around the room for an african kid, only for some white kid who could eat an apple through a tennis racquet stand up and say "It's pronounced "Michael", the 'f' is silent like in 'knife'."

Another other one that shits me is naming kids after qualities they hope to have like Faith, Hope, Charity. I'd love to be going past a school and hearing "have you met my kids? This is my son Not-a-dole-bludger, and my daughter Big Titties."

Back when the old fish mullet was the flavour of the month.:lol:

True...but its even more funny when a bogan tells you how much he loves the show. lol

It's a great show, tbh.

I wouldn't classify Footscray as part of Australia anymore mate :lol:

I once knew this bloke I used to work with and he had every trait of a bogan you could think of...and he loved watching the TV show "Housos". :d

Richmond, North Melbourne.

Pretty sure this new show is what this is all about.

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Not only hyphenated but names like Chanel, Mercedes, Kayliha ,Kahlee, Jaelin, Bodhi,etc

Edited by SocaWho: 31/5/2014 02:38:35 PM

So from these posts it tells us the whole country is filled with bogans and no one state is the capital of them.

You won't find bogans in dandy and footacray that's for sure . Like afro has said doveton in melbournes south east is filled with bogans .

So?

The most bogan places I have been to are by far Mt Isa and Cloncurry where some of my family are from. The mountains of XXXX gold cans is something you will never forget.

For Adelaide's nomination I would say Elizabeth, lock your doors and don't stop until you are past Gawler.

yeah ...... nah dandy is indian and sudanese , footscray was viet/indian/african>>>>>>>>> aussies

brunswick and fitzroy :lol:

How do you tell, is it a combination of the most pub tabs in a state and births of boys named Dwayne and girls with hyphenated names like Sue-Anne or Tammy - Lee.

or is it a direct relation between numbers of teeth per head of population and rats tails on primary school students multiplied by the amount of mullets when they graduate from high school in Year 9.

What about the Classic Melbourne hipster wanker? Where do they live?

I find the white people on the north coast are the worst. By far.

There's a bunch of AFL footballers, Barassi, Fevola and Brereton spring to mind. Greg Fleet (seen him walking around in his underwear), Ian Hewitson and Hamish Blake too.

Not Dandenong, Doveton. Doveton has the highest car parts to lawn ratio in Melbourne.