Disgruntled husband sends wife spreadsheet of all the times she turned down sex

A SEX-STARVED husband sent his wife a spreadsheet to her work email detailing every time she had turned down sex and what excuses she had used.
The fed-up husband claimed to have tried to initiate sex 27 times over a period of seven weeks, with his wife only agreeing to sex three times.
The excuses included supposed direct quotes from the wife with the husband adding commentary in brackets afterwards.
For example:
“I’m watching the show.” (Friends re-run)
Or:
“I feel sweaty and gross. I need a shower.” (Didn’t shower until next morning)
Another read:
“I’m trying to watch the movie.” (Fell asleep 15min later)



The wife posted the spreadsheet to Reddit after it was sent to her attached to an email she described as “immature” and “inflammatory”.
The wife, posting under the user throwwwaway29, wrote: “Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”
She said that following the email the husband had cut contact.

It was /r/deadbedrooms that got me interested in TRP. Life has never been better.

And in the same mindset create a "philosophy" thread that begins with ideas about TRP.

Fuck me, right?

Non verbal refusal.

*rolls over*

It was /r/deadbedrooms that got me interested in TRP.

He needs a bigger cock

Colin crawls out from under the bed and walks out in disappointment.....

-PB

Nothing needs to be said here. That says it all.

Doesn't say anything at all other than what I read, not why I read it.

Sorry mate, you can't find my sex life on wikipedia.

Yeah, they delete stubs if nobody uses them.

Yeah, they delete stubs if nobody uses them.

I guess I'll have to do the popular thing and write an elaborate story about women locking me in the back room and snorting coke off my junk.

Really notor? You're going to reference that story in a semination of drivel that barely even resembles the original narrative? I could have got a better comeback off the girl...

Yeah, they delete stubs if nobody uses them.

I could have got a better comeback off the girl...

You borrowed your mum's camera for nothing.

You seem to use a lot of variations of this call without actually demonstrating the ability to produce any decent original come backs of your own...

Still ahead of you, being that you haven't had an original thought since primary school.

Oh dear :lol:

-PB

:lol:

Lol