Thus video is great, talks a lot about homophobia and why it's stupid (and funny).
[youtube]LSQInO_VkN4[/youtube]

My list:
1: I would explore the corners of Neil Degrasse Tyson's galactic brown hole.
2: Mankind Mick Foley always gave me a strong and safe feeling of security and warmth. I bet he'd make a great sugarbeardaddy.
3: Christiano Ronaldo probably has the smallest dick in the world. Just to find out.
4: Hugh Jackman is wolverine. 'nuff said.
5: Fight Club era Brad Pitt. Dem abs. Wow.
6: I would make Stephen Hawking talk dirty to me with his robot voice.
7: Rolf Harris as Jake The Peg
8: I would get down and webby with literally anyone in a Spiderman suit.
9: Getting Robbie Kruse in the sack presents the perfect opportunity to get in the perfect donkey punch.
10: I would have pity sex with Joffa just so he wouldn't face the prospect of dying a virgin.

Who's on your list, forum?

I will put my hand up for a JoFFA orgy.

1. Scouse Roar.

1) Buck Angel.

I need to make room for girtXc somewhere on my list.

I cannot believe that no one else has said Buck Angel. Insulting. Do some research fellas and you will agree.

We are trans exclusionary hypothetical fags.

Well that's just no fair.

I'd probably put the piledriver on Brian Molko though.

Would love to pack Mark Wahlbergs fudge if I was gay

Fixed

1. Terry McFlynn. (Everyone here knows my obsession over the legend)
2. Matt Damon. (If anything so I can make him moan his name when I'm inside of him)
3. David Beckham. (I have to see if he really has Goldenballs)
4. Bruce Willis. (I want him to make me yell Yippe Ki-Yay!, after we've brought out the gimp)
5. Brad Pitt. (Every guy wants to fuck Brad Pitt. Just like every girl wants to fuck him)
6. Old Spice Guy (C'mon, if there's ever a person to take big black cock from...)
7. Neil Patrick Harris. (You could be deepthroating his cock halfway down your esophagus and it just wouldn't feel gay)
8. Brett Lee (He can bowl me a 150km/h missile any day)
9. Charlie Hunnam (He can do me over a Harley Davidson any day of the week)
10. Ned Zelic. (Obviously for me, I want to feel his individual brilliance inside of me. We could conjure up so much imagination and fantasy in the sack)


Edited by Heineken: 25/1/2015 05:20:15 AM

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C'mon finky, who's on your list?

C'mon finky, who's on your list? [/

to be honest I I don't about men

Wow, you even posted awkwardly

Justin Timberlake for sure

:lol:

Lol.

just add "think"

Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.

1. Beckham
2. David Bentley
3. Yu-Gi-Oh
4. Putin
5. The dewd who sang Rack City
6. John Mayer, cos apparently he's hung like a horse and he's topped all of Hollywood
7. My girl friend's cousin. He's simply the most beautiful man on the planet
8. Karl Stefanovic
9. Paul Hogan
10. Colin

sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

OLD BAT FINKY'S HAVIN' A PARTY!

Draupys beard would feel like a muff.

Sounds like a homo initiation.

Stephen Fry once said, when asked what he found attractive in a lady... That he liked the ones with very small breasts and reasonably sized penises. So, I'll go along Stephen's way of thinking and say that the 10 men I would bang if I were gay would be the ones with round breasts, flat bellies, long legs and vaginas (or very very small penises)... And no facial hair at all.

That said, I would assume that my taste in men would change if I were gay.

Myself x10

Best orgy known to man.

-PB

Shotty bringing the Charlie. :lol:

Two muffs I reckon lad.

ET never fails to disappoint...

I got on the forum to see what forumers were saying about the FA Cup upsets. That discussion is fairly muted as this is clearly where folks have been spending their brain power.

For the record I can't think of ten men that I'd be happy filling my hole with love putty but here are 5 new names for you all to consider.

1. Ryan Gosling (obvious, good looking rooster)
2. Olivier Giroud (best looking footballer on the planet)
3. Saul Romano (Mad Men character not a real person - cause he's been waiting his whole life for it and I'm a generous guy)
4. Zack Gia- (between the ferns/hangover dude) - you know he'd offer something different.
5. Chow Yun Fat - nuff said.

Homosexuality is evil. They need to get cured.

Don't knock it until you try it, pal.

I would rather die

If you got raped in the bum would you kill yourself?

Probably not, but the truth is I am much more likely to choose to kill myself than choose to have homosexual sex.

Looks like these guys are happier than you are.

Mods, Please ban Heineken and delete his post rather than locking my thread.

How is happiness relevant? If something is evil it is evil even if it makes people happy.

The world's sexiest man, makes men and women cry:

Lol.

If you keep reading this thread you might go to hell.

I think I can hear your god getting angry.

Careful, dem gays are gonna get ya.

I am not scared of perverts.

yes you are.

that feeling you're experiencing..........

its fear.

Why don't you just shove a grenade up your arse and pull the pin?
The only good pervert is a dead pervert.
That is why perverts who top themselves are the best.

Does that mean I make your top ten?

Ooohhhh goody!

Just because you are in denial of reality.
Homosexuality is evil, it is an evil choice wicked people make.

Edited by Drunken_Fish: 26/1/2015 06:41:18 PM

You're the one in denial of reality. Clutch that bible a little tighter.

Enjoy burning in hell forever. Screaming in pain for eternity is your fate and the fate of all pervert lovers.

Depends what their arseholes look like.

-PB

:lol:

This bloke. :lol:

Multi for sure.

.

Edited by outonthefull: 26/4/2016 11:43:54 AM

#WelcomeAfro

or

#WelcomeDraups

maybe #WelcomeHeiney

Edited by jlm8695: 27/1/2015 01:15:37 AM

You're giving me an erection

Looks like somebody's jimmies are rustled :lol:

You'd like that wouldn't you battyboy

Defo one of the three rofl.

-PB

Most likely Draups, Scouse, doz or makesense/studzup, I'd say.

I'm not sure why they think posting the profile picture of the publicly open gmail account that I use for the hangouts that featured heavily here would somehow shame me into silence :lol:

Drunken_fish is just trying to hide the fact he has a large collection of Barbara Streisand and Maria Carey albums and rather enjoys the odd visit to a musical theatre.

Seriously pal how is life living in the 1930's?? Because that is exactly where that attitude belongs.

#probsamulti

Edited by scotty21: 27/1/2015 09:58:56 AM

My money is on scouse.

-PB

this tells me you all have latent homosexual tendencies

So?

Don't pretend like you've never sampled another farmers pork.

It definitely seems to be on his level, I'll give the others more credit than that.

ummmm...and that has exactly what to do with homosexuality????

Really FFT?

4 pages

yes 4 pages....it's due to Notorganic coming out

I have no idea what you look like mate. Never seen your photo tbh. The only thing I know about you is your name because of that butthurt guy with the stickers, and I can't even remember who that was :lol:

On topic doe - Batty I waited all night. WTF happened?

Also, no surprise about Drunken_Fish. Scary shit.

i have stumbled upon the weird side of 442

Up for replacing batfink? He never showed.

ffs you guys :lol:
10 is too many :cool:

batfink i await your response to RedKat's points.

with pleasure


sure no worries......

Edited by batfink: 28/1/2015 07:54:47 AM

A clip around the ear and then a soft supple whisper in the ear before some hands in the pants.

Batty ya flamin' galah.

-PB

To be honest in my day a FAG was a cigarette, or a really annoying person(Draupkick), the terms used in my day for homosexuals were poofta, pillow biter, butt muncher can't recall Faggott being used that much.......

you do realise that is not a quote of mine, that it has been constructed by Druapkick???

Prove that you would never say such a thing :lol:

-PB

How often do men try and grope you? Homosexual men never grope me. You must have an awesome set of moobs. Or maybe it's just the confident way you carry yourself. :-k

Is drunken fish for real or troll? The responses to him have me laughing out loud

Johnny greenwood from radiohead. Damn that man is pretty.
Fight club Pitt.
Cahill (he always seems to be brilliant at finishing)
The Fab Four to be part of a fab fivesome.
I know that's not 10 but already feel spent

I used to work with his sister, we're still friends on fb. I have also had it verified that Johnny's sister is the object of Thom's affection in the song Creep. The band once said in an interview that '[Greenwood] is only in the band cos Thom fancied his sister.'

1) PB
2) Notor
3) General Ashnak
4) pv4
5) Pala
6) PB again
7) PB again
8) PB again
9) PB again
10) PB again

-PB

i no i intimd8 u bb

EDIT: Removed homophobic comments.

Edited by Bowden: 29/1/2015 01:23:23 PM

EDIT: Removed homophobic comments.

Edited by Bowden: 29/1/2015 01:22:47 PM

I'd like to slip inside Drunken_Fish like a drunken fish

I would clench so hard it would chop your dick off, but at least it would make your face look better.

drunken_fish confirmed multi.

There is noway a normal human is this retarded

I am not a multi.

Did you ever have breakfast with archbishop Desmond Tutifruti?

No. That is a strange question.

If you are all too stupid to realize why I started posting in this thread then that is your problem not mine.