Thus video is great, talks a lot about homophobia and why it's stupid (and funny).
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My list:
1: I would explore the corners of Neil Degrasse Tyson's galactic brown hole.
2: Mankind Mick Foley always gave me a strong and safe feeling of security and warmth. I bet he'd make a great sugarbeardaddy.
3: Christiano Ronaldo probably has the smallest dick in the world. Just to find out.
4: Hugh Jackman is wolverine. 'nuff said.
5: Fight Club era Brad Pitt. Dem abs. Wow.
6: I would make Stephen Hawking talk dirty to me with his robot voice.
7: Rolf Harris as Jake The Peg
8: I would get down and webby with literally anyone in a Spiderman suit.
9: Getting Robbie Kruse in the sack presents the perfect opportunity to get in the perfect donkey punch.
10: I would have pity sex with Joffa just so he wouldn't face the prospect of dying a virgin.

Who's on your list, forum?