US host rails against invading Aussie hordes
Ben Brennan
September 14, 2015, 11:55 am
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VIDEO Talk show host rails against Australian immigrants

They come over, take jobs, steal our women and bring their own ways of life without a second thought for the culture of their host country.

While Australia is in the midst of a fervent – and apparently endless – debate about migration, we have perhaps failed to see that we too can ruffle feathers abroad.

And we definitely do, according to US talk show host Bill Maher at least, who has used his show Real Time to embark on a colourful rant about the effects ‘F---ing Australians’ are having on the US.


What did we do to deserve this? Photo: Screenshot
“While conservatives here remain apoplectic about Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande, and Europe freaks out about Syrians flooding in from the Middle East, no one is paying attention to the ethnic group that is taking over this country while we blithely do nothing: f---ing Australians,” Maher thundered.

"Wake up people, you cannot swing a dead wallaby these days without hitting an Australian.

“They’re bringing drugs … they’re rapists, ok, not rapists, but they do a lot of f---ing.

“You meet one, you have a few beers and the next thing you know he’s sleeping on your couch and f---ing your girlfriend.”


Comedian Bill Maher's rant carried on for more than five minutes. Photo: Screenshot
Maher continued to criticise the influx of Australian actors into Hollywood who he said were stealing roles that rightfully belonged to Billy Bob Thornton, stealing acting awards that we once expected to go to Americans (Hugh Jackman is an arch-criminal on this front).

It didn't end there - everything from Australia's home grown inventions (conceived so we can party longer, Maher says) to our habit of getting eaten by sharks copped a serve.

But does Maher have a solution to the antipodean hordes? Well, yes. Yes, he does.

“You can’t build a wall but you can build a reef, and I will build the greatest reef the world has ever seen – a Great Barrier Reef, if you will, and I’ll make Mel Gibson pay for it,” he concluded.


It's ok, guys, he was only joking. We hope. Photo: Screenshot
“Will it work? No. Do I care? No, because I don’t really hate Australians.

“But I’m an American and it’s in our traditions to hate someone.“

The anti-Australian diatribe may seem uncalled for, but Maher, a well-known comedian and left-wing commentator, was in fact taking aim at Republican presidential candidate, real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump.

Mr Trump has made headlines and stirred controversy during his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination for his strong stance against Mexican immigration, which has included accusations of drug abuse and rape leveled at America’s southern neighbours.

Mr Trump has also famously promised to build a wall between the United States and Mexico in an effort to prevent illegal immigration over border.

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Bill Maher =d>

he so eloquently expresses an intellectual political position and does it without conflict of interest being a comedian :)

Bill Maher is anti-gmo so fuck him.

His opposition to breastfeeding was also puzzling, I was sure he was joking at first, but apparently not.

Edited by paladisious: 14/9/2015 10:55:20 PM

he's not anti science though

im anti-gmo. you dont play god with food FFS

Edited by heyitsrobbie: 14/9/2015 10:59:34 PM

You're right.

I'm anti medicine because you don't play god with peoples lives ffs

Food is different but to each their own i guess

Coal and the free markets is curing world poverty

As in if all the impoverished people die from coal pollution and climate change there'll be no poverty?

My cousin married an American to get a green card, broke up with her, took an American's job and then married a professional cheerleader. And I say good on him.

=d>

well said
who knows how many people will die from carbon pollution

Zero.

Does objection to GMO include all foods modified since agriculture began?

Incorrect, you play god, you put a patent on it and then you sue people who's seeds naturally cross pollinate with yours.

Same with medicine......huge markets and we need better cars and bigger houses.

Edited by Eldar: 18/9/2015 09:05:34 PM

LOL millions have already died from carbon pollution and millions more will

False equivalence