9/11 is now closer in time to the fall of the Berlin wall than it is to now.

Ashton Kutcher's next movie sees him playing the "dad" role to a 22 year old actor. Ouch.

Eminem's daughter just graduated from high school.

Everyone you know from high school has kids, getting married and buying houses.

Tim Cahill will be the last socceroo older than me.

less severe than that, but all of your mates little brothers and sisters getting into and finishing high school

When you start to become older than some of the players on the football field.

I know it's not much but it's something. :lol:

One of my school friend's kids is now in high school.

When Bulut was banging it in for u16s and not in a Sydney prison.

not knowing most of the music that is being played today.

would rather use a device that has buttons than use a touch screen.

When you see "I'm only 12 years old and now THIS is real music! Everyone my age listens to One Direction" on YouTube and want to punch cunts.

Edited by Draupnir: 4/10/2015 04:44:11 PM

Not really an example of 'you know you're old when', but there are some interesting ones like that.

Terminator 2 is closer in time to the moon landing than it is to today.

You go for a night out with mates and the youngns are tall lean and fit, while you are unfit and overweight

I'm starting to get too old for even the music on Music Max.

Can't believe that bullshit is still a thing.

It started before I even turned 12, yet from the first day I saw it, it's pissed me off :lol:

2pac and biggie being dead for 19 and 18 years .

when you are more excited about sbs on demand and abc iview than free presto and cable

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:33:48 PM

Yeah, where's my fucking hoverboard??

Being called a homophobe when you call your straight mate a faggot for doing something gay.

I still use a cell phone with buttons, I like to punch the buttons with my thumb using just one hand. I consider holding a phone with one hand and swiping it with the other awkward and unnecessary extra work. I also feel more in control of things punching the buttons with my thumb as if I have everything "under my thumb".

Remembering when dr dre released 2001 in 1999. And every hiphop head was like finally :lol: just had to wait another 16 years for his last album though :lol:

It'll be a cold day in hell when dre releases detox. We know andre is a fucking perfectionist. Remember dre has had so many artists he signed but they left due to him being so anal on the music.

You watch the Grand Final Footy Show just to see KISS perform.

In the new Jurassic Park movie they say the old park closed 20 years ago and that statement is chronologically accurate.

I was in a club a few months ago (first time in forever :lol:), completely fucked and I told saw an 18 year old girl, turned to my mate and said "CHRIST... She lacks clothes".

That's why I'm old.

I used to go out and go to work after an hours sleep. Do b that now and im a goner

I'm noticing that, and I not even old enough to go out yet.

Wen I was like 12 or 13, I could feel completely fine after about three hours of sleep. All nighters weren't much of a problem either,

Now, any less than five hours and I'll just pass out at 11 am if I'm at home.

](*,)

Edited by salmonfc: 8/10/2015 08:48:40 AM

Yeah then you've got to start realising your never going to make it and your biggest football acheivement is div.3 sunday league

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Just remember 
"Youre only as old as the woman you feel"

Said the man next to me, i promised i was going to use that somewhere 

Watching football is easy, as after an arsenal game i can go back to bed. The last time I pulled an all nighter after working, I ended up falling asleep behind the wheel twice.

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 5/10/2015 03:02:27 AM

when your youngest child of 4 finishes year 12 and will soon be moving out to go to uni.....

:( :( :( :( :(

What about the fact that the youngest poster on here (salmon?) is younger than your youngest child?

:lol:

Ouch.

Saw a good one on reddit. This guy posted, "you 20 somethings think you're old? Wait till you're older than the president."

He won the internet that day.

:lol: kids these days dont know the struggle of dial up internet.

Oh god yes. Waiting 15 mins for "entertainment" to load and losing your "buzz" in that time.

Dat buffering :lol:
Also the psone was the bastion of gaming with its polygons. Ih lara croft how we celebrate you

:lol:

Hey watching some movies and nek minit happy ending :lol:

You know your old when you can remember the names of the original Power Rangers.

The pink ranger was the stuff of early teenage fantasies

Edited by scotty21: 5/10/2015 10:12:04 AM

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:31:36 PM

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:34:22 PM

I still do from time to time.

I met jdf in melbourne. Still tripping he is mma fighter and is fully tatted up. Also has a clothing line called jesus didnt tap

When you realize that it's been 15 fucking years since your AFL team won something.

Sad times. We tried to become a man united of the afl. Our club is hoepfully getting clean up. Also woosha is now coach

You turn on the radio and all the new songs sound the same. So you tell your daughter back in my day we listened to these songs.

You have a daughter - should be one

I don't know what happened to my N64 from my youth, I think my brother has it.

Still got just about every game released on an emulator on my PC and some USB N64 controllers (just a couple of bucks on ebay) and can play any time. :)

Also have an emulator on my phone, I use mupen64 on android. Any decent smartphone should run it no worries, although using on screen controls can be annoying.

You remember these bad boys

When you don't understand massive cultural phenomena because you were too old when it occurred is very jarring the first time it happens -

I first noticed this when the 20-somethings at my work make Harry Potter references in conversations and I have no farking idea of what they are talking about!

Also, noticing retro fashions like the return of the 90s flanny shirts etc AFTER you actually lived through the 90s the first time round!

Kimberley, my first crush in primary school

I don't know if the kids these days play with marbles. I used to have tonnes of them. I remember being able to head down to Kmart, even some milk bars to buy marbles. The bad arse kids always had steelys

Fucking total hottie.

-PB

When you miss those Napster days.:cry:

Yo-Yo's made a brief comeback in the late 90's. If you didn't have a glow in the dark one you might as well just not bother. Digimon's got banned at our school because people would sook it up when there digimon died in battle.

You tell everybody at work who remembers cheez tv and they all look at you and say what?!

WHen people don't know what this is all about.

They always missed the one in the car

Is that A*Mazeing?

That goddamn fly swatting game.

Sure is, Don't forget the n64 challenge too.

Nat attack or some shit like that.

Mario Paint. <3

a great source of frustration was watching them play mario kart so poorly :lol:

You remember the original tnmt turtle movies. And the fact big diesel was super shredder

you see shitty cartoons like Ben10 on TV only to think Transformers Generation 1 was the shit back in the day.

...oh and when Michael Bay makes shitty Transformer movies.

Watching a puppet splinter teach the baby turtles martial arts remains one of the funniest things you will ever see in cinema. I hope there is a YouTube video of it.

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:31:24 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It gets funnier every time I watch it. Thank you.

Go ninja go ninja go . Vanilla ice for the win. Back then he wasnt seen as a joke . Hell ice ice baby was a great pop track

Loved that show. Apparently jade gatt has the only copy of the episode that was supposed to be shown on 911.

I remember when we first got Foxtel. GUTS and Legends of the Hidden Temple, bitches.

I remember thinking how the contestants on Amazing didn't search every single hole in the piece of cheese. There was always a key in there.

I looked up Agro the other day and came across an uncut version. I cracked up so hard. Bloody hilarious.

Good news is there are full episodes of Amazing and Round the Twist on youtube. Visited the lighthouse last year.

Sadly the Asian girl from the original Power Rangers died in a car accident.

Edited by johnszasz: 6/10/2015 03:11:48 AM

Does anyone remember that gameshow Now you see it with Mike Reef

It rings a bell but I can't be sure it's the same one I'm thinking of.

What about this 90s gem. If you didn't want to bang Tania Zaetta as a young lad there was something wrong with you



and this..

1. the only that matters is watching your kids play soccer on the weekend

2. Friends repeats (it used to be Cheers, watch out how I met your mother) perpetuate the hope and delusions of relevance for housewives

c/o Mark Renton

She's 45 I think now, and I'd happily still pork her. :lol:

Samuri pizza cats was actually a show.

i loved that show.

This

:lol: :lol: :lol:

When you use to play football and the older guys would say you young guys are too quick and not understanding what they are talking about till now.

When there used to be Pizza Hut Dine in restaraunts everywhere...and the pizzas were served to you with the black pan fresh. God damn i miss them

You know youre old when:

You live long enough to see the same thing again.

Your wife gives birth to your second child today.

SECOND child.

oh god how I wish for those to come back.
Im also pretty much the reason KFC don't do all you can eat buffets anymore.:lol:

congratulations man=d>

Thank you.

That show was the shizz. Try to watch the orignal jap dub with english subs . Fuck its very very different. Much more darker in tone.
Sailor moon was the same.

:lol:

Samurai Pizza Cats was fucking awesome.

Captain Planet was pretty sweet too

When you're old enough to remember this KFC logo.

Or if you knew this group of hooligans

Johnsonnnn.

yeah i they were pretty good pizzas back in those days

congratulations......

But Pfffft...when you hit 4 tell me about it

lol..... well it's the same on BF4 online......i am running amok and killing pricks with 15 year olds....!!!!!!!!!:shock: :shock: :shock: #-o :-" \:d/ \:d/ \:d/ 8-[ 8-[

Aslong as you win it doesn't matter \:d/ \:d/ \:d/ \:d/

i get worse as the night progresses and the wine takes effect....;) ;)

When you start selling players on career mode that are younger than you because its all downhill from here :cry: :cry: :cry:

Edited by chris1987: 8/10/2015 12:05:09 PM

Hahaha so funny this gets brought up, just last week I was talking about this show with the Mrs. She has a green hot water bottle it gives me the shits, so I've been calling it Alfred :lol:

That water bottle was always abit of a c***.

It was a know it all cunt :lol: