"All my friends are turn queer" Riptide-Vance Joy
"Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me" More than a woma-Bee Gees

What have you got?

The last train outta Sydney's almost gone

Sharia Law, don't like it
Rock the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

Cos I’m shaving off my muff for you - Whitney Houston ‘Saving All My Love For You’
Saving his life from this warm sausage tea - Queen ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight - R.E.M. ‘Losing My Religion’
massage in a brothel - The Police ‘Message In A Bottle’

Cheap wine and a three legged goat

Cheap wine and a three legged goat

C'mon!

Ken lee, if livin is without you

Ken leeee!

My mate thought it was "I love cecille" instead of "our lips are sealed"

Lol now that's good!

Im all about that base. no treble

That mega fat American comedian does a great segment on this.

Get fucked. That's the lyric!

"A gay pair of guys fucked in a parking lot" Joni Mitchell-Big Yellow Taxi

Fuck this made me laugh harder than expected.

I love tacos

Been stuck in my head all day. :lol:

Starbucks lovers

For a long long time I thought it was

Let me go onnnnnnn, like a whisper in the sun.

I have no clue why.

haha heard the exact same thing! thought for a while maybe she was getting money from starbucks :lol:

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'Alex the Seal'


It's last plane out Sydney's almost gone. The next line is 'Another seven flying hours, I'll be landing in Hong Kong'.

Deadset?

I never though that train made sense but thought oh well what ever.

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Edited by scotty21: 13/11/2015 02:07:01 PM

Until you mentioned school assemblies I had no idea what you are on about. I will never sing it any other way.

I can feel for your parents, my son was school captain and at the first assembly he said "ok everyone time for the Australia flag song". He had no idea what it was called and unconvingly mimed along.

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For there ain't nothing like the kisses
Of a jaded chinese princess
Gonna hit some Hong Kong mattress all night long

I Would often sing this to an ex of mine while we fucked and she would get so angry "I'm Vietnamese not Chinese" and then I would always ask why that offended her more than the implication that she was a whore. The crazy ones always fuck the best.

Don't even know if I've ever actually heard the song... I try to avoid bogan anthems at all costs :lol:

Titanic - Our hotdogs go on

the song we are family you can hear - I used to staple the vicar.



Youtube misheard song lyrics this English bloke does the best video on it.

"In a sky full of meatball..."

Seal - crazy

Took me way longer than it should have to hear "We found love in a hopeless place" instead of "we found love in a homeless place".