If you want to go half and half in this I will. Post it to my house mum wont check my mail. But if mum finds it she will freak. So what you rkn? your house or mine?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Use the force, i mean... fleshlight Salmon.

What did I do to deserve this :lol:

:lol: Now Salmon can have his own Star Wars experience.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just looked it up.

Yeah nah don't think my feels could take that. I got misty eyed watching Up ffs.

Asking for anal is just dipping your toe in, be a real man and put the sensual into non-consensual.

Hahahaha.

Salmon should download and play the game Emily Is Away.

Perfect training.

-PB

:lol: you can tell you've bee hanging round draupnir a lot :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.

I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

Makes the munters look better at least ;)

And alcoholism.

There's only one religion, bootyism.

Works for both gay and straight ;)

Edited by Slygoat36: 6/12/2015 12:56:59 AM

Fuck no, like any other beast your penis is best served in a free range environment, let it feast widely and often.

And ignore that previous advice, never wank. It makes your penis lazy when it knows that relief is literally at hand. Starve it and it will drag to places and situations you would otherwise miss out on.

Needs to be neck deep in vag. Hope he can swim.

catch the clap and feel the burn when going for a piss...Salmon will love it:lol:

You talking shit about the skigar king? Chat shit get banged you little čunt.

[size=1]I'm an agnostic/atheist anyway.[/size]

Don't listen to Gilligan. He is being a bitch and that's what you must avoid.

We will get you to one of Sydney's finest brothels where the vaginas are free and will be like having a tsunami of vag coming at you. You just need a filthy bird to take that V card from you

If anyone from the m80 army comes down to Adelaide in November 2017, we gotta hit up some strip clubs for my 18th \:d/

My fish named friend.
Open your eyes and heart to the great man upstairs and allow Jesus into your life.
Vaginas come and go .. Stay true to your penis and keep it in house until you are married.

No murdering. Just find Jesus.

Muder pussy :D

Needs a savage root. Tee up a brothel.

That last one. =d>

Well it will help turn him grow into a man instead of a little bitch.

How old are you Salmon? 16-17? The issues that you're going through now will seem so insignificant in 3-4 years time, probably even sooner.

Everyone has shit moments in their life, it's all about how you respond to the shit you're going through. You can either sit around and feel sorry for yourself or be willing to make a change.

The hardest part will be getting over your insecurities, once you do that you'll find happiness.

Kill it nigga!

Rofl