A gentle reminder, soccer is a game, played mostly by kids in THEIR independent leisure time, and predominantly for enjoyment. WTF makes you think a kid wants or needs to have his/her stats collected by an obsessive parent under the guise that such stats will improve their game?
What are you going to do with the collected stats? Present a post match report card via PDF to all interested U9/4's stakeholders? Post on social media? Confront and beat up your kid's coach who took on the job 'cos he drew the short straw? Emai your kids stats to the Barca academy? Or, even worse, watch on as your kid is being coached by some dude with his head buried in his iPhone but clueless on how to teach or correct technique?
Everyone's looking for a silver bullet solution to the dire state of youth development in this country. Our current fucked up state is directly attributeable to white collar pen pushing blow-in wankers who have no genuine feel or connection to the game. These modern day fucktards grew up with a PlayStation in one hand and their cock in the other, and are now marketing themselves as Sockah gurus who know all the secrets and eat theory and TLA's for breakfast.
Enough is enough.