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If TAFE ran a siucide bomber course it might go like this;
“About me, your lecturer- let me be honest and say from the outset that I don’t have a wealth of experience in this area. You will appreciate that experience, and by that I mean successful experience, is difficult to come by in this area. But we live in troubled times and there is a great need at the moment for such skills. So I will do my best given the limited number of successful suicide bomber missions I have been on.”
“Some house keeping matters first.”
“If you are concurrently doing any of the following courses then it is advisable to complete these before starting this course;

• ‘Croche and parachuting’
• ‘Bandanas, Flags and Dogma’

Also, please note that in the course ‘Plane Highjacking for Beginners’, the chapter 
‘Landing a Plane safely’ has been deleted.”

“Because the nature of the Suicide Bomber course TAFE asks that in this course you pay in advance. Last year, being the first year of the course, a number of students said they would pay on successful completion of the course which posed some administrative problems. This is not to mention the delicate nature of contacting family for fees ……how shall I put this…… after gaining full accreditation ”

“The course runs for  10 weeks depending on student aptitude. Effort outside the classroom is encouraged beyond any set homework and would include experimentation. Initiative in this area of study cannot be underestimated and will be rewarded. Those students who successfully “leave us” and don’t come back in week 2 get a High Distinction. Those who successfully “leave us” after week 3 or 4 gain just a Distinction. You only gain a pass if you make it to week 5. Students who come every week without fail for 10 weeks will automatically fail.

Certificates of successful completion of the course will be issued posthumously. This may be of no assistance for future resumes/ job interviews etc.”

“You will need the course text ‘I want to kill everyone including myself because I lost my girlfriend, am angry, and have adopted a fundamentalist view of religion after seeing a post on the internet from a guy with a cool bandana’. Whilst the book is available at the co-op bookshop there are also copies in the campus library. However, copies are limited and the librarian is getting quite sick of people not returning their books.”

“Ok lets begin. I would like everyone to pay attention now as I put on this vest. Please pay very close attention as I am only going to do this once.”

That is a shame we were playing fairly well.

I think the Benny Hill theme song will get a major workout today..... Lewis again showing why he’ll never play in the halves in 2021

Lewis is a nsw cup player , Barrett needs 2 look for a 7 & maybe a 6 if Foran isn’t staying

Gold!!!...

Marcelo Montoya.... just complete garbage!!!!!

Jackson again.... terrible miss

We up there for a holiday or something?
Did we forget we had a game on?

Not too many more games left. I think in reality we need to release about 3/4 of the current squad. As much as I hate bagging the team out they are definately not First Grade material. Having said that the Storm have been very fortuitous with their possession, skillful but fortuitous.

Benny Hill disease now spreads to the Newsreader.....

As I said, we may not be up to standard, but gees the luck is falling their way.

Yes. No good naming the odd 1 or 2.  They're  a heap of them equally useless.

The side was a total shambles there in defence for 20 mins, even Jacko made some poor decisions.

Lewis was good the last few weeks, but he was right in the middle of everything that went wrong.

DWZ also too slow to react and read the play, when there is an overlap the winger has to jamb in on the opposition's centre.

A lot of that poor defence is a lack of coaching and cohesion in the team.

So Barrett has a big job to get the side ready for next year, we can't replace the entire team.

Katoa has looked OK, Napa our best...

There’s also a lack of trust in inside and outside men to get the job done... Lewis the only one on that edge that will stay on his man...
As poor a decision as was Jackos to come in on Olam, as soon as DWZ saw that happening he had to rush the receiver not wait and try to cover two blokes...

Disagree - Lewis is trying stuff which is what we have been wanting for a couple of years in the opposition 20. Yes execution less than perfect but he is playing what he sees in front of him which has also has been a huge whinge on here too. Creativity success is about risking failure  and i don't mind it early on a career . And without a reserve game each week it is hard to hone your skills at NRL speed. Plenty of others more worthy to pick on in the team i reckon.

I hope we haven't re-signed Tolman poor old Ads is just beyond his use by date.

Benny Hill Man of the Match winner has to go to Josh Jackson

farking pathetic today he’s been..... 

Yep we sure known how to botch a game. Even the Benny Hill theme is too serious a tune for these muppets.

After this effort we deserve the spoon.

He looks like the years of hard work are catching up.  He needs a big break or maybe it's all coming to an early end.

Fvcking Tolman in the road again. I think we should name him "pothole".

If there’s a way to fark things up on the field.... the Dogs will find a way that you could NEVER script or imagine!

We always find a way....

After watching Lafai, I have nothing but admiration for the dragons retention committee

Though you you cant just blame Lafai, there were a score if ither players that had sub sub par games. Come on 2021 so we can put the broom through the club and once and for all, sweep the remains of the Desball era from our gameplan.

The Newsreader caught napping.... yet again doesn’t put body on the line > try Addo Carr

He failed to show any urgency last week against a Parramatra kick for a try

Is pothole short for Piss Off A***hole?

Benny Hill MOM

3 pts Jackson (his worst game of the season)
2pts Lewis
1pt DWZ/Averillo/Tolman