It's an incredibly important topic, easily topping the current FIFA congress imbroglio.

Kim Kardashian

Rod Stewart and Elton John - passionate about the game. Right age.

Jaryd Hayne has to be a marquee target for one of the sydney teams, ticks all the metrics.

Peter Dinklage

Not sure if they qualify as celebrities or "world class" in their chosen sport, but maybe those girls from the Lingerie Football League might improve ratings for a weekend if FFA let them use their own uniforms...

Oscar Pistorius

Fast and has an accurate shot

Donald Trump will be looking for a job soon. Maybe as a goalkeeper proving they can find some tiny gloves for him to wear.

Gordon Ramsay 

Billy Slater has just announced his retirement and didn't Cam Smith do the same a month or so ago? There's 2.

And that AFL bloke in all the hot water that just got suspended for 8 weeks. He's a sort of a celebrity.

Nah... He's got no left foot.
































Nor a right foot, for that matter.

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Kyle Sandilands is wide enough to keep the goal and could have a mouth piece to commentate. Double function. Saves money! 

Matthew Mitcham.

David Koch. We need someone with his expertise in developing football in Aysia

Justin Bieber #metrics. 

Much in the same way that anyone can play VFL anyone can also play football.   The sky is the limit on who can be invited for a 'trial'.