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Joke Of the Day:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Doctor
Up the Kyber.

I need to refresh my memory by watching a Carry On film so I can set you some questions.

This is so true!
How are your pooches?

I think no2 is Again Doctor.
Not sure of the other ones though.

Some people are just busy, me included.
Great jokes btw. 

great fun posting on your own.

Joke of the Day:
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

Name the films: A bonus for 2/3 name the actors.
1) Spanish doc: “My father he breeds famous fighting bulls. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France. 

First officer Marjoribanks: “That’s 70,000 bulls.
”Spanish doc: “One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.”
2) Patient: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last nightNurse: “Did you?”Patient: “No, you wouldn’t let me.”

3)Khasi: “May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.”
Sir Sidney: “And on yours.”Khasi: “And may his radiance light up your darkness.”Sir Sidney: “And up yours.”

Joke of the Day:

:-)
Haha! 

Joke of the Day:A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Joke of the Day:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Name the films: A bonus for 2/3 name the actors.
1) Spanish doc: “My father he breeds famous fighting bulls. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France. 

First officer Marjoribanks: “That’s 70,000 bulls.

”Spanish doc: “One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.”

2) Patient: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last night

Nurse: “Did you?”

Patient: “No, you wouldn’t let me.”

3)Khasi: “May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.”

Sir Sidney: “And on yours.”

Khasi: “And may his radiance light up your darkness.”

Sir Sidney: “And up yours.”

Camping the first two.
Doctor
Cabbie 
Matron?

Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Yes it is Caesar saying it.. what film?
Carry On Sergeant
There is a clue to this in middle of quote.

Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Name the Carry On..... 
1. 'No it has to be the bull'. 
2. 'Syd my stew'. 
3. Oh what a lovely pear/pair'.
4. 'Who would have thought a towel would weigh so much'. 
5. 'So is Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey'. 

Great film that Kris. I've watched it many times too, along with a fave of mine, Nuns On The Run, it's so British and i find it hilarious! Have you seen Shirley Valentine? Another Brit film which i've watched a few times. 

Name the Carry On film.

Kenneth Williams utters the immortal line "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Captain Potts: “Your rank?” Bailey: “Well, that’s a matter of opinion.”

Johnny: “I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can’t trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.”

Watched Trains, Planes and Automobiles for about the fifth time on the weekend. Still get plenty of belly laffs from this classic comedy. 

What about some of the one liners? 
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Del, what are you still doing here? Why aren't you going home? Del: I... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years.

Neal: You’re like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I’m not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! 

Del: We’d have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

And again 

Fuck off ya big dick head!! 

🤣🤣🤣 wow proved  me right again 🤣🤣

Well said Kris! He knows full well if i was a multi then admin would have banned me by now. Like i said some people need to get a life. 

 I know Decentric only as a member of the TCA and a regular poster on our cricket thread. . Jenson only joined a few weeks back. He is a mechanic from north England I think. I am from Sydney.. retired and a cricket tragic. End of story. Now be a good person and pop back to your loser thread and bother some other members.

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