Haha i read this as you were "having a wank while the other two did a shit" i mean i know there is some kinky stuff out there but geeez!

It's 2am, i'm on a call with them and just burst out laughing.

Prost to that!

It'd be real nice if I could stop crushing on girls I've got no realistic chance with.

It's called life sonny jim. The vast majority of hot chicks are c*nts anyway (just like me), doesn't matter how much of a nice, hard-working honest guy you are they'll always fawn over rich dudes, guitarists, rugby players or blokes over 6"2 that aren't fat and act like swinging dicks 

Yes I've been rejected many times, they're loss but I can make a mean bit of toast and score pearlers on FIFA! 

It sucks because I know that I am in no position to date anyone (even if I *could* get girls), and yet my subconscious keeps finding new potential paramours for me to crush on.

"The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams.

Mate you'll be fine. Back yourself, stop putting yourself down :)

Ni🅱🅱a I got other shit to focus on like my education, mental health and future career path. I don't need to be stressing out about thots.

Sounds like you already are champ. Your statement is true, you don't need to be dealing with immature little girls but it is on your mind. Good old hormones right? :p

WGMG: The whole fucking bathroom and toilet room smells like rank shit because that of that fuckin smelly, oily, creepy, scared loser across the hall who also smelled of shit. Seriously, he cannot wipe his own ass or realise he smells like shit but then tries to make small talk while you dry heave and he gets even more embarrassed. Beyond pathetic - usually I'd feel bad for hating on someone but the only way he can be shocked out of his immaturity is to fucking hate on the kid 

WGMG: find out if i got a new job tomorrow. Cant sleep and will be severely disappointing after 4 long interviews if dont get it. Job hunting has drained the life out of my body 

Mate are you in the same house you have been for a year or 2? Your ranting sounds entirely justified (and hilarious) but where do you find these places to live? Surely there has to be a house where the other occupants exhibit a moderate level of both common courtesy as well as basic human hygiene?

Best of luck mate, hope you get it.

-PB

WGMG: One of my lecturers not being clear on certain criteria for assignments, then getting upset when such unspecified criteria isn't met 

thanks man ... and for an update... i have to do a aptitude test now ...

The best part is when you find out they're single again and initially feel happy before feeling like a dick for taking joy in their relationship ending.

Not such wgmg but  a vent. Last Thursday  nearly  lost my younger  sister to suicide. Got  a facebook message request  which i never  accept but it was from her supervisor at work  saying they havent heard from  her  in a few days and that she messaged  the supervisor 's sister saying i love u ,which is strange for my sister as she never  says that to anyone.  Long story  short they  found her in her garage with her car  running. She was zoned out as she was given a higher dosage of her meds.  It was a cry for help. Im grateful she has good friends and that she is getting help she needs. 

Sorry to hear that mate, hope your sister gets well soon, its good that she has people who will be there to support her through this. 

GL x2!

-PB

How did you go?

Are you in Victoria?

Keen for some roadie work?

What sort of work do you do? PM me if you have no luck.

Marconi why the fuck are you still living there

 

That's strange, when I've gone for shit it's always been aptitude tests then the interviews. 

dont know havent said when ill hear back unfortunately.

Yes im in victoria...

elaborate on roadie work pls 

currently i work in retail but also in our head office in the buyers department. I alternate between the two.

Thanks man will do 

WGMG:

sigh, they never learn

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/36037667/more-stop-search-powers-at-vic-festivals/#page1

While I agree that's pretty silly, it would also help if fools just stopped OD'ing @ Festies lol

-PB

This only serves to exacerbate the problem though, it's 100% counterproductive. 

WGMG: every year at this time I hear people saying "I'm gonna do Dry July" and someone always replies with "I prefer to do it in February because there is less days". 

Every bloody year.

Wgmg: my body is aching. Stupid  weather  this cold snap is making  it hard for me