Welcome to the world I live in.

Those are all mass produced and not that great. They're all brewed in australia now with European malt and hops. The best thing to do is to get them from Dan Murphy's where they're imported beers...

I'm drinking random european beers from boutique breweries at the moment.

My bodyclock decided to be a bitch and adjusted to normal hours at the start of the WC. Thanks a fucking lot.

WGMG: Having to have a writer for Trial HSC Exam. Could not have hurt my hand at a worse time apart from the actual thing. Plus the writer was some year 8 kid that could not spell for peanuts. Failure for Advanced English the way I see it

WGMG: Mums and dads that think their child is god's gift to the Earth and could never do anything wrong.

Tell them you want someone who can actually SPELL for the real exam. :lol:

Make a video of them picking their nose or building a bomb to show to their parents or soemthing...

I wont need one for actual exam unless I break my arm or hand again

Told the parents their kid kicked a hole in the gyprock wall at work.
Parents - "You must be making it up, little [enter kid's name here] would never do something like that."

Showed them the video of their kid kicking a whole in the gyprock wall.
Parents - "I'm so sorry about that I will get somebody to come and fix it for you."

Tell the parents their kid tried to smash open the arcade game glass to get a prize.
Parents - "You watch yourself, are you accusing my kid of attempting to steal??"

Show them the security footage.
Parents - "That is unacceptable behaviour. Lucky there was no damage, but we will deal with this very strictly at home with him/her."

WGMG: Shit right now. Not enjoyable shit.

WGMG: Uruguay playing the morning of my Maths Exam.

"Oh, that won't me necessary mam, we've called the police and will be pressing charges of vandalism and robbery."

Fixed.

WGMG: Portugal not scoring 10:evil:

I would pay to see that.

Then add, *glances at watch* which is now being emptied into the back of that large, dirty, smelly garbage truck outside. :lol:

If he's handcuffed TO the bin, the bin being emptied won't achieve much that hasn't already been achieved.

Pfftt. If i knew the Garbo's were due, i'd handcuff him/her inside the bit, not to it :lol:

Reading/Comprehension/Logic Fail.

WGMG: Fucking stupid ass assignments which have no value but are actually worth 50% which are due tomorrow which is super not fun and ARGH.

Seriously. Just FML.

Yeah, I just did one that was worth 70% of my mark. Fucking stupid.

My Trial HSC exams are only worth 15-25% depending on the subject. 70% is ridiculous

WGMG: Cold tiolet seats

WGMG: HSC Exams

WGMG: On the rare occasion I turn facebook IM on I always get assaulted with conversations from random ads, one such random chick was venting her relationship issues so I told her to tell her ex where to go and she asks me to do it, I say I can't say I know him or you for that matter so fuck off and go bother someone else with your incessant whingeing.

WGMG: People who talk about nothing but themselves.

WGMG: Sickness

WRGMG- Having my last uni exam at 9:00am tomorrow. Fuck it, the socceroos game is more important!

That's the Spirit =d>

WGMG: Playing at Bundeena on the weekend

WGMG: People who don't do the work and copy off you
WGMG: Some people (probably my most typed words in this thread)
WGMG: Having two big pieces of homework due tomorrow.

WGMG: Bunning's Ads