Fredsta has a case^

How come your testicles never swap places? Whats to stop them?

:? I can't even remember my 'funnies'...

Thanks, No Problem, I'll use it more often :d

. Meh, I s'ppose their is, but since when did it become a contest?

Im a tad offended by that. I am in person a funny kid and am renowned for it in school, it never gets to come across here as I'm good for the kind of comedy that needs to be done in person/conversation I have the kind of quicker mind that thinks of something funny/stupid in a conversation or class before other people do. Here I'm not in live conversations and really cant be bothered typing that sort of shit out as I am quite possibly one of the laziest people I know and I suppose seeing as no one here sees that side of me that I dont feel the need to do it in front of you. I feel sometimes at school I am expected to be the clown in a few of my classes just to keep people happy, this was certainly proven to me on my Central trip but here I dont have to do that its a sort of sanctuary you might say.

EDIT
I would also like to add that seeing this has become a contest that there is no competition for S_F, sorry mate but it is true you do not possess a funny bone

Edited by fredsta: 10/7/2009 04:47:27 PM

TBH i'm sort of the same as you Fredsta. I'm not as much as a clown but most of the times i'm around my friends and family i'm the one that makes them laugh. Obviously I can't translate it into text.

Its not like it takes great effort to be funny or type something funny. Plus you can be half as lazy as you think you are. You have a job. And when you got back from the CA trip you went to the movies the next day. Im too lazy to go on the CA trip and if I did Id sleep for the next week.

I think Fredsta just proved mk's point...

Oh they can. Just ask guest. Takes a fair bit of force though. And requires a painful operation to fix.

Once in 4,869 (hehe 69) posts...I didn't expect you to.
[quote]. Meh, I s'ppose their is, but since when did it become a contest?[/qote]
Probably since I made it one :lol:

Twice actually...according to your table.

I know a guy that it happened to when he was getting up from sitting on a bean bag. I havent sat on a bean bag since

Im lazy in the sense that things I want to do are excluded from my laziness. Work? Hmm. I despise it with a passion but it brings in an income, albeit a small one but I only work a few hours a week and almsot all ways turn down extra shifts when they are presented. For me though you just have to be there, I say things in the spur of the moment face to face, here its just an anonymous user posting stuff possibly hours before I even get to it, there is no moment for that in my opinion. TBH I am pretty much nothing like the Fredsta user comes across, in real life. I am quite loud and funny amongst my mates but very quiet and kept to myself away from them. I actualy reckon that we would get along if we knew each other mk but I'm not as much as a dickhead as you (I mean that with no offence as I know you will take none)

I think a group what-the-fuck? Is in order here, elaborate.....

I think you'd be unbearable. You talk like a girl. In the sense that, I could sum up what you say, using a quarter of the word count. Plus youre a Manc. And a country kid. And a midget. 8-[

Ive known people who have twisted there testis before but you'd think it'd happen to more of us. Maybe it does. Its hardly the thing you start a conversation up with.

Someone I knew twisted her boyfriends nuts while she was playing with his balls. :lol: Thats two extremes in 2 seconds isnt it? And someone else who twisted them sitting down.

Shall we get back on topic?
WGMG: The annoying twitch in my left eye.

Fair enough but as I said before Jake Kennedy doesn't really resemble Fredsta at all in the sense that I speak better than I type, I am actualy funny and have more character but am also pretty quiet with out mates. Country kid? So what? I would hardly brand Bendigo with what I assume your implying as it is just a less populated, far smaller version of Melbourne really, the outer regional burbs of bendigo wouldnt really classify for the stereotype either, well thats a lie a few of them certainly do. My best mate is a Milan and Leeds fan and they are two of my least favourite clubs, his older brother who is someone I get along with really well is a Pool fan and a lot of my mates are carlton when I'm Collingwood. Its good to have a culture clash

Following on from that I have something similar in my right where the skin around the eye often just has an annoying twitch for no reason, although it has been pretty good lately.

WGMG:
Unexplained bruises, not complaining that they hurt its just i cant for the life of me work out where the hell I acquired them

D'ya sleepwalk, i occasionally do, and apprently i walk into walls alot. :lol: won't beat the time i woke up and i was on top of the car in the garage. that was fucking weird. Dad was about to go to work, and he sees me fast asleep on the roof and was like WHAT THE FUCK :lol:

Hahaha no but ti would be hilarious if I did, because my room is on the second story right near the stairs. They arent big bruises just minor ones on the arms that you see one day and just wonder where the hell they came from

wgmg is my dog running up and down and killing birds and leaving them for me to pick up

Ok so this guy was sort of sitting, lying back on the bean bag and i guess his junk must've been sitting between the bag and his leg and he went to get up quickly and was turning as he was getting up and they got stuck under his leg and the bag must've allowed them get twisted and then he was in agony and had to go to the emergency room.

thanks, in the middle of my dinner as well :-&

Talking of sleep walking. Ive never done it. But one time I woke up at the other end of my bed. Had no recollection of how the fuck I got there. I was trippin.

Yeah. I was at a mates place, and I was lying the wrong way on the mattress, watching a dvd, and I fell asleep. I fell asleep, and apparently I got up, took my glasses off (this was in the days before I had contacts), and jumped under the covers and fell asleep. I had no recollection :lol:



Edited by imnofreak: 10/7/2009 11:10:58 PM

I once sleepwalked and forgot that when you piss, you do it in the toilet.

I had to clean the bath. :lol:

Fixed to = what happened to me :lol:

beats what my mate did at a party, he woke up, one night, sleepwalking, after everyone had gone, i thought he was drunk, he coulda been, and though the Kitchen sink would be a great place to hang a shit. Needless to say the host was furious in the morning. :lol: Good times.

wgmg is idiots who hate football but go and get a la galaxy top or real madrid top when beckham and or ronaldo sign on .. tools

:lol: Nice. I've never done anything like that, but I used to speak in my sleep a little bit.
I've sleep-walked twice. One time apparently I was found repeatedly opening and closing the curtains. The other time, I woke up standing in the middle of the kitchen holding the toaster. I guess I wanted toast...:lol:

I once made Weet-Bix when sleepwalking. It was everywhere, on my clothes and the table. :lol:

Did you wake up stiff as a board (if you know what I mean...) and wonder what you'd used for milk?:lol: