Having major recollections of the sleep walking scenes in Step Brothers here.
I used to talk in my sleep apparently and apparently I will do small movements like scratch my myself in my sleep and move my arms in my sleep

Talking in your sleep is an interesting one. It requires some interesting brain functions that aren't meant to be able to be replicated in your sleep. Apparently I used to speak german in my sleep. My parents could never understand it though for some reason. I remember being told that I was complaining about the football results one night in my sleep too :lol:

I work out really hard calculations and stuff in my dreams. Wake up thinking 'shit!'.

Shit. I have the weirdest dreams. Last nights dream/s - Absolutely no order - me and a friend we lit something on fire in someones garage. I think it was the house off the Brady Bunch. We figured that wasnt enough though so we had a can of spray paint or something flammable and we sprayed it on the drive way then left the can half way up it so the fire would ignite the whole driveway then explode the can. Unfortunately I left my shoes behind so we were both hoping the whole house would go up in flames so we werent caught. We, I particularly, were very scared that the shoes would be left behind and we'd get caught and sent to Juvie. Then we ran away quickly, ducked behind the bushes while cars drove past and eventually found ourselves scoring free food off a friend who worked at KFC. We didnt tell anyone what had happened. We then ran back, through the backstreets, to see if the house had gone up. I cant remember if it did or not. That may have been the end of that dream. Then I had a nightmare. I think we stole a car, lead police on a chase then we crashed, my friend died. Splattered against a wall. I ran though and found a hideaway which also had the cure for death in it. It was behind a brick wall though in a sort of vent thing and there were butterflies. Then these SWAT guys intercepted me while I was trying to knock down the wall but my team-mates came and killed them before helping me take out the wall. We used crowbars and it was hard work. I seem to remember killing my family too.

The dreams had sicky feelings to them though. They were so vivid. They were those dreams that you think "Thank fuck I woke up from that one" as opposed to the ones were you think "Why couldnt that be true?" Like the dream I had last night. Oh boy. Think Shannon Elizabeth and Rebecca Twigley mixed together. Thats what she looked/tasted like.

I havnt had an epic WTF dream in ages. I usually cant remember what I dream. Shame, cause I bet it is epic. My mind is pretty crazy. Never stops. Always in overdrive.

Oh god. The best dream Ive had is when I ripped into a teacher. In front of two of her teacher colleagues. And they agreed with what I was saying. OMG. It was epic. I wish it was real. I might try to make it happen because shes a fucking half-wit. :D Best dream ever.

Crack cocaine does that to you. I've done the same thing a couple of times...but one time when I did it, the conclusion I got to made absolutely no fucking sense at all. That's the thing with being in your sleep is your brain knows no inhibitions, so if you can keep it on track, you could work out all kinds of things that you wouldn't be able to do while conscious.

I think I can top that. I have three recurring ones. One is where I get chased through ye olde english countryside by an old cart that's on fire and can't get away from it - I get that one when I'm coming down with a cold. I had it last night.
Another one I'm nailing severed hands to a wooden plank while listening to Nine Inch Nails' "Hand That Feeds".
And the third and final one I have I'm stuck on a telephone listening to the automated call thing and it's Tool's "L.A municipal Court" word for word. I couldn't recite the words to it to you now. But in my team it's exactly right. And for some reason I can't hang up.
I've had another one where there was a giant bear. But it couldn't maul me because "It wasn't green" I don't know what 'it' was, or why 'it' wasn't green...but it saved my dream self from being mauled by a giant grizzly bear which was rather convenient.

I had a recurring one with Humphrey Bear chasing me and I always hid in my mum and dads bathroom as it was the only people that didn't have zombies there and if i breathed he would find me...And there was always like a prologue to the dream and you knwo it's going to happen...one time i was looking at a winnie the pooh doll thing and it smiled and twisted into a black hole then I went into the dream...i learnt to actually when i was in the dream get myself out of it but squinting hard and then i woke up...weird shit i know.

I had one last night that New Found Glory came to my house and it was a random thing they were doing...going around to peoples places and playing...I was the only one there...I got a photo with one of them and was trying to upload it onto facebook out the front of the school on a computer but I couldn't...

My funniest and weirdest dream was when an asteroid was heading towards Earth and it was directly aimed at Newcastle. Just before it struck, Gandalf appeared and turned it into chocolate and everyone was signing, dancing and eating chocolate to the tune of 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas.

:lol:

Also I try to find links to real life. Generally you dream about the stuff youve thought about in the day. Its funny how your mind can twist a normal activity into something so bizarre.

That's a fantastic dream. I love it.

The one thing about some dreams that pisses me off is when you're fully aware that it's a dream and you keep slipping in and out of consciousness and in and out of the dream.

I've had a fair few zombie dreams. I generally always survive via being the hero. Sometimes i die, and wake up as i die in my dream.

Sex dreams with celebrities/sport stars annoy me because when you wake up you know it's never going to happen and you have it in your mind all day :lol:

^ Or if you arent busting to piss (the only reason I wake up) you can savour the moment... 8-[

The number of times my mind's eye has seen Gemma Atkinson/Jessica Alba/Megan Fox naked... :lol:

Although, I've gone off Megan Fox a little bit lately since she looks like she's storing botox in her cheeks for the winter.

my mate had a weird dream he told me. He was invited to this girls party, but he also got invited to his best friends party on the same day at the same time. He decided to go to the girls party, but then changed his mind. Apparently, him and his mat were in Woolworths when his mate bought two massive kegs full of beer. For some strange reason, his mate put vinegar in the beer, and when he asked why, he said it was because I like vinegar in beer. WTF?

My weirdest dreams often happen after I've watched Jurassic Park. Me and my friends are all caught up in the midst of a dinosaurs rampage, and I'm normally one of the last to die, often after a pack of velociraptors have chased me down and rip my limbs off. My personal favorite involved me eating pie with in Japan with friends from school who went on the trip. They all start yelling at me because I decided not to order Parfait at a resteraunt. After all that, I change my mind and we start discussing episodes of the Simpsons.

There was research done recently that suggested that dreams become more surreal and bizarre around the full moon stage of the luna cycle. Which is rather interesting. I'll take it with a pinch of salt for the time being :lol:

I change when the full moon rolls in. I clash with everyone. Im not a werewolf though. oh-honest.. 8-[

I figured that was just when you got your period...

while we are on the topic of dreams.. anyone had the dream where you cannot run properly? keep falling over etc.. fucking annoying if you ask me.

Or being frozen in one spot - thats freaky.

Me and Mrs mad often have the sensation of incorperating real world sounds into your dream. When I was younger and going to school, I remember being wokenup and told my alarm had been going for a couple of miniuts, but in my dream the buzzing was the sirens of a cop car chasing me....

Yeh bp that fucking shits me all the time. And yeh that's happened to me Gaz as well...or when Something jumpy happens in your dream and you wake up and there is a noise as soon as you wake up i.e alarm, crack.

Or when you take a step down in your sleep and you wake to feel like your falling.

That's called "Cerebal Palsy". 8-[

Or you hear a *Bang* from somewhere that wakes you up and it synchs up perfectly with something in your dream that's been building up for a while. That shit is weird.

Thats like the times where youre writing something and the guy on the TV says it.

I dont really have it with running. But when im in a dream-fight. I cant get any value on the punch. No power. I just cant defend myself. Its horrible.

Also when I need the toilet I try to go in my dream. But I just cant. Its weird. And then I have to wake up and go. Happens at least once a week. In dream busting alert. I dont think ive ever wet the bed. Funny sleep mechanisms. I also can wake up at a designated time. If I have something on or if I need to wake up. Ie. Wake up 5 minutes before my alarm. Wake up at 2 to watch liverpool play. No alarm. Its weird.

I also hate those spasms you do when youre half asleep. OMG. The other night I must have subconciously though I was about to fall out of bed so I did a massive spasm.

WGMG women, the most intimidating of all species...

You'll find this refreshing then.

Or you're listening to a song and something in the song happens and it happens in front of you...like thunder in the song and it starts raining.

Those drive me nuts. You'll roll over and just start to settle and then off a sudden your arm will twitch violently.
Or when you're dozing off and for some reason you slip a couple of centimeters down your pillow and the sensation of falling has you wide awake.

Someone just got shut down hardcore :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Winner. That is hilarious.

lol some most randomn shit i read in here but funny nonetheless
wgmg is eatting maccas for the first time in a while !! just remembered why i stopped eatting that junk

You must be a very angsty person MvFC...

WGMG: Our Hot water system shat itself so we won't have any hot water untill Tuesday! Cold Showers suck in the middle of winter.