11.mvfc.11 would go with his dick in a bowl of custard. Because he's fucking disgusted. (fucking dis-custard, geddit!?!?)...

I'm right behind you :-"

WGMG: Getting woken up by my housemates friend fucking vacuuming the lounge room at fucking 10 o'clock at night. Are you fucking retarded?

We can figure this out for you, MM. What era 'vintage' appeals to you?

I'm open to any suggestions. Except custard and pears. :lol:

Can beat that. Bloke in the camp site near us decided that 3am was an excellent time to start using his chainsaw.](*,)

WTF!!!!! :lol:


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Your housemates sound like a real blast. If they're not getting high on Acid and making the house smell like a fish market, they're doing chores at unusual times.

Do you have a back/front lawn? Be prepared for a 2.30am alarm clock with the lawnmower. :lol:

Go the speak-easy look. Black suit and tie, wing-tip shoes, fat ass cigar and a fedora.

Apparently they were 'playing with the cat'. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! These people can't be for real. In what world does 'playing with the cat' require the loudest household appliance to be switched on while I'm sleeping?

I'm glad we live in town-houses where body corporate looks after all the lawn, but no doubt the surrounding apartments are wondering why the fuck they were vacuuming as well, given the walls are so thin that I can hear every time the single mum up stairs has sex.

I think the next installment of Big Brother needs to be held at your house. It'd make good viewing by the sounds of things. :lol:

Oh mate, if I weren't involved I'm sure it'd be fascinating. But right now I'm over it :lol: I just want a good nights sleep.

Please provide me your address if in town

WGMG:
Childhood. Ruined.

WGMG: So humid, can't sleep. No air conditioning, no breeze through my window. My little bedside fan is doing sweet fuck all :evil:
I have sweat just pouring down me from just sitting here typing.

Looks like it's back to creating football player articles on wikipedia for the time being...

It'd be even better if you made up the players as well :P

WGMG: Job hunting. Especially with the lack of transport near my area.

How are you liking it in Brissy?

It's not too bad. Never been to Loganlea before so I've spent the last few days looking around and getting used to the place. Bitching hot though.

WGMG: So hungry and because we are just back from holiday, there is no food in the fridge or pantry. Having to make do with Favorites at the moment.

I agree with Afro's picture above. Every time I take the train, there is always some dickhead who thinks his music is shit hot, when it's just plain shit. Add to that, their phone is that crap, it doesn't even sound like music. Just sounds like inconvenient noise.

WGMG: Desperately trying to find a senior tie to wear for tomorrow since my mum didn't buy me one. Fuck. I really need one!

WGMG: Redundancy, though the redundancy pay was quite nice I hate being even temporarily unemployed.

Yeah that sux.

WGMG - Dog deciding to bark every night at about 12.30, just as I have dozed off. Not sure if it will help, but he is getting the boys cut off on friday.:(

WGMG: They're having some kind of emo-kid intervention with my housemate. It sounds ridiculous. They're trying to 'help' her, but she doesn't want to help herself.

WGMG: Two of my mates are fighting over something petty.

WGMG: The worst coach I've ever had the misfortune to meet and train under in my junior career is now the coach of the Reserves Team. Massive FML.

Welcome to how I'm woken up EVERY FREAKING DAY.

WGMG: being slow-rolled at poker. Fuck I hate people who do that.

WGMG: My feet are totally screwed.

We shall call you stumpy.

Benjo man, you're doing it wrong...

Are you guys ever going to get sick of this :P ?

WGMG: I need more strapping tape to fix up my feet so they feel better, but I can't walk to the shops to buy the strapping tape as my feet hurt. Fuck.
WAGMG: I didn't get some of the teachers that I wanted. Am considering asking to change for a couple of classes, but I'm not sure if it's possible, and I don't want to seem like a bitch for asking.

WGMG: Took a 2 hour walk today, sweating like a slut.