WGMG: http://au.fourfourtwo.com/forums/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=17467 ANOTHER Jimsmith WC10 squad thread, this has to be his third

Edited by fredsta: 16/8/2009 04:28:06 PM

WGMG: SimCity 4. I'm trying to modify the bastard but it's just not happening. :evil: :evil:

WGMG: When you miss one of your best mates parties because you're playing football 3 hours away from where he lives and it starts at the same time.

WGMG: knowing you have 2 difficult exams on Tuesday and Wensday, and that a party you can't wait for is on friday, another 5 days away, roughly 120 hours away, 7,200 minutes away...

WGMG: People with MSN viruses. Someone on here has one.

WGMG: The song that ESPN has in its ads for the little league world series. Pisses me off more than any other song i think.

Spill. I do hope it's not me :lol:

aint me i think 8-[

damn i'm too late now to comment on the guitar hero thing. stupid busy wknd!

WGMG: when you get a fruit salad and once you eat all the nice fruit on top you are stuck with fucking pineapple and soggy honeydew melon.

WGMG: Pulling a muscle whilst sleeping.

WGMG: Campbelltown

WGMG: FM

WGMG: When you max out your iPod.

WGMG: When you lose your Ipod and phone but you know they will pop up right in front of you when you look.

WGMG: When you download music and the song names don't have capital letters at the beginning of each word.

WGMG: When you eat food at your desktop and smokey bbq sauce drips out of the awesome burger you cooked onto your keyboard and you don't notice for several days until you come to type and you find your fingers glued to the keyboard and they taste scrumptious.

that started out as a WGMG and turned into a highlight of the day.

WGMG: Trying to understand Hattrick

8-[

+1

WGMG: When people do the exact opposite of what you tell them to do.

WGMG: knowing your gonna epically fail a Bio exam tomorow, and your teacher is going to give you that "disapointed" look, and you feel really guilty inside.

WGMG: When you go into subway or food shops and the following 'conversation' ensues

ME: I'll have a footlong ham on white
STAFF: OK, what bread would you like?
ME: Footlong. On white.
STAFF: Footlong or six inch?
ME: Footlong on white.
STAFF: And what would you like on that?
ME: Ham!
STAFF: (While overloading the bread with lettuce) What salads would you like?
ME: I'm allergic to lettuce, can you give me another bread roll please. :twisted:

Same fucking thing happens at just about EVERY chinese take away shop...

ME: Ill have a large honey chicken with fried rice to take away please.
STAFF: (in angry/idiotic/clueless/apathetic tone) take away or eat here?
ME: Take away.
STAFF: What size?
ME: :roll: Large. And can I get the rice pushed to one side of the container too please?
STAFF: Which dish?
ME: Oh for fuck sake, HONEY CHICKEN!
STAFF: What other dish also?
ME: None, I would have told you if I wanted a second one. And I said push the rice to one side.
STAFF: (getting all shitty) That comes to an arm and a leg.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know the feeling well. Although (and i'm not trying to be racist here, but it happens so often) at Chinese take-away or Mickey D's where there are Asian/Indian staff, half time time they get my order wrong, it's just so fustrating, the other week i was at Oporto in North Sydney after school, and i ordered a Bondi Burger meal, and he comes out with a fresco salad. wtf.

^^^^^ epic agree on the above. a real conversation i had in a vietnamese bakery in victoria a year ago below:

Anth: "Can I have a meat pastie please?"
Lady: "We don't have any."
A: (pointing) "What's that?"
L: "A pastie."
A: "What's in it?"
L: "Beef."
A: (laughing and still pointing) "I'll have that please"


Edited by anth: 19/8/2009 12:04:29 AM

:rofl:

Reminded me of Holy Grail for some reason:

"We, uh, already got one! I told them we already got one."


WGMG: Those kiwi commentators last few seasons saying "Shmeltz" ](*,)

Edited by martyB: 19/8/2009 12:06:33 AM

WGMG: Mike Ashley. The NUFC sho no longer delivers fucking NUFC products to Australia. So I could buy merchandise to a League 2 club or Conferance team but not for Newcastle ](*,)

:lol: Marty. Same thing happened to me at my local pizza place (which I refuse to go to now).

I was hoping for an:
STAFF: And theeennnnnn

we have two vietnamese bakeries in cronulla. the easiest way we tell them apart is by what the ladies always say.

one is called "any-ting else?" and the other is called "some-ting else?"

WGMG: when your see your bus waiting at the bus stop, and you see the last person getting on, so you start sprinting for it and 10 meters away the doors close, and the bus hasn't moved yet (stupid bus drivers still trying to raise the bus up) and your tapping on the windown, then he pulls away quickly, even though he knew you were there!!!

WGMG: When you have a cold and you cannot stop sneezing and you just about go through a whole box of tissues.

aye, i have one right now

WGMG: When you buy something from the servo and there like this is on special this week. Well fucking yeah I can see the 100 signs around here saying it is but I only fucking want 1 if I wanted 2 I would get 2 ffs that shit has to be fucking illegal