Don't worry, I understood it.

For the record, I've had the one that goes up your nose. Incredibly growse sensation

deftly handled I believe. There's another penis joke in that.

So I ended up spending 4 hours in the hospital, and they still have no idea what's wrong with me aside from having severe acid reflux. It's so frustrating!

Ingested any liquid nitrogen lately?
http://www.smh.com.au/world/teens-stomach-removed-after-drinking-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail-20121009-279w9.html

I'm not stupid enough for that.

WGMG: Really sore throat.

:-s

This is Darwinism at work. Let her die.

Still hurting a lot. Gawd if I never have to have another gastroscopy it'll be too soon.

LOTS OF ICE CREAM!

Wgmg : have a huge migraine and have a chest infection .

Frozen Coke! Biggest size you can get

WGMG: People telling other people stuff that I really really don't want spread around school.

WGMG: I finally found a replacement HDD after my old external died. So I'm ripping the music off my ipod to the new HDD with "Music Rescue", which will do it for free but asks me if I want to pay every 50 songs. So I have to press "not yet" every 50 songs. For 14,000 fucking tracks.

"How many times is that afro?" Oh, about 280 FUCKING TIMES!

I hope you learned a valuable lesson about STD's.

Oh ha ha ha, I have less than a month left of school, I have enough people talking about me behind my back, I don't need it to be worse.

You just gotta laugh it off and make a joke about it.

When I was in year 8 there was a rumour going around that I was home schooled. Yeah...about that...

It's not easy to just "laugh off" when it's about serious stuff.

Sure it is. Just tell the most tasteless joke you can about it.

They accuse you of doing drugs "Yeah...just going to the bathroom now to shoot up, you wanna come?"
They accuse you of being pregnant "Well, not any more. Thank fuck for K-Mark coathangers."
They accuse you of being suicidal "Obviously I'm doing a pretty shit job. It's up the street, not across."

They give up when you say worse things than they could possibly think of.

Yeah well I don't think it's funny, especially when it's true.

You're not very good at poker, are you? :lol:

Fuck KC who cares?

You do realise that in 1 months time when school is finished, YOUR NEVE GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN! The people there you will never see again! Chances are, even your friends there you won't even see after a year or so as your circle of friends will evolve as a result of meeting new people at work/uni/whatever.

Seriously out of my old school, there was 150+ people in my grade, I stay in regular contact with 5 of them, and just about everyone else I know are totally shocked and surprised that i'm still in contact with even that many! Most people stay in contact with 1 or 2 at the most!

Obviously there are facebook friends and shit, but sif they actually count as real friends...

Fine, I'll just keep pretending that none of it bothers me. At least I've learnt my lesson about trusting people.

I care because I was having a pretty fucking great year up until recently, and I'd hate to end school miserable.

You've just gotta stop caring so much! Some dick at my school started a rumour that I was gay which pissed me off a fair bit, but then I realised why the fuck would I care? I had a girlfriend who knew I wasn't, my friends knew I wasn't, so given that the only people at the school I actually cared about knew the real story, I realised why the fuck would I care what people I don't care about thought!

Still, the rumour probably would have gone away quicker if I didn't suck so many dicks... (see, as afro said you can make a joke about anything)

Yeah but it's not so fucking funny WHEN IT'S TRUE.

Well, whatever it is mate, its happened! It's now part of who you are, people can't have positives in life without negatives in which they learned from! Anyone who claims they have never had problems in their life are liars, everyone has their crosses to bear KC, the strong people face up to them!

The most important thing is what YOU think, not what other kents think!

You don't end school miserably if you just go "fuck it" and take shit as it comes. PEople are a lot cooler then.

They are trying to help you here, with ways to go about solving these problems. when you obviously don't want to go into detail but they still want to help they are probably going to miss a lot in terms of useable solutions.