That's largely because you're a pretty poor Liverpool fan.

yuckkkkkkkk.

im tuning this one. its 5am i havent been up this late since i woke up early to cram for my exams.

Hey, she doesn't need to wax, you get cheap dental floss :P

I told her if she waxes her vag itll be A then B in that order. But only if she waxes.

Eat out? Or eat her out?

loool now she realises hahaha. basically my schoolies option if nothing else comes along now. :)
she asked me if id like to eat out one night...

Telling a girl I was going for a wank once worked.

If that does, or ever has worked, I will forever be your slave.

This shits me to no end. I guess you just gotta spill her favourite food on your crotch :p

WGMG: when talk is so open in one relationship you can literally ask for a BJ and they think youre kidding.. Makes impossible to drop hints.

WGMG: 'I've got your present already, but im not telling you what I want/like. Have fun guessing :)' NO, FUCK YOU, YOU GO WITHOUT! :lol:

i like to read on the train... fucking does my head kids with there mobiles

WGMG: Glen Beck criticising Bruce Springsteen #-o complete headfuck

That doesn't bother me unless I can hear it over my own headphones.

AAAND people who have their music on too loud.

Lads, loud young kids, asians on the phone, Those from the sub continent who can't figure out how to use deodorant, drug addicts...just a few of the people on public transport who piss me off.

It's when a bunch of Lads get on and they think they own the fucking bus. With their shitty mobile phone RnB/Rap, and then glaring at every other passanger and threating to knock the shit out of even kids if they look at them. Had a couple on the bus the other day, some elderly man nearly got his head kicked in.

I was just cooking pasta in a light blue shirt. Goddammit.

WGMG: Kids who get on public transport and scream like they own the friking bus/train.

act like human beings and have respect for everyone else who is on the bus you littls sh1ts

This kills me. Especially when I have to take the train during the school rush.

wgmg: sikk*nts who have nothing better to do than cruise around in their shitty '95 holden commodore tooting at fugly sluts.
WGMG: perverted old men.

:lol: My mates are always on it when I'm at their houses.

But then how do you know they're posting those pictures? :O

But seriously on that note it's the same with guys that post pics of themselves shirtless. No one honestly cares that you have an ab.

Oops, dp.

Edited by KiwiChick1: 30/11/2010 08:48:25 PM

Nup, gotta make a new one.

Does this mean you have your Facebook back?

WGMG: Girls who take heaps of tryhard slutty pictures and put them on facebook, ffs they have the body of a 10 year old boy, what are they trying to show off?

WGMG: Driving around the same hairpin about 30 times.

WGMG: Getting pasta sauce on a white shirt.

WGMGEM: A whole class of primary school kids getting into the near empty train carriage I was sitting in. Didn't help my headache.

WGMG: Hangovers. I'm damn near incapacitated between this headache and my shoulder pain.

WGMG: Not being able to find my copy of Siamese Dream. I cbf'd downloading it because we're capped and i know we have it at home somewhere. None of this would have happened if my brother hadn't deleted it after an argument.
WGMG: So called friend of mine didn't invite me to his party after i invited him to mine. Whilst I can understand that he didn't invite me after i invited him to mine, cos i only gave him the invite yesterday, i have hung out with him pretty much all year and yet he invites the popular kids he doesn't talk to that much ahead of me.