loool now she realises hahaha. basically my schoolies option if nothing else comes along now. :)
she asked me if id like to eat out one night...

Eat out? Or eat her out?

I told her if she waxes her vag itll be A then B in that order. But only if she waxes.

Hey, she doesn't need to wax, you get cheap dental floss :P

yuckkkkkkkk.

im tuning this one. its 5am i havent been up this late since i woke up early to cram for my exams.

That's largely because you're a pretty poor Liverpool fan.

WGMG: Whichever dickhead started the whole, stick your hand up and air shred, whenever there's a solo at a live show. It's fucking stupid, and looks retarded.

WGMG: getting three hours shifts at work. who the heck works for only 3 hours. i want a proper 5 hour shift.

WGMG: When your fancy dress costume is impossible to dance in.
WGMG: My pants didn't come with belt strap. They were waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too big around my waist, so I used a belt from home. It didn't work very well.
But
WGMGEM: My camera battery killing itself as soon as I got on the boat. Fucking brilliant.

Edited by benjo: 1/12/2010 12:54:49 PM

All you gotta do is go on Facebook and look at the girls' profiles. There'll be thousands.

Yeah, but they're not up yet. I only got a few photos with other people as well. And i enjoy taking my own photos, seeing your own photos i reckon is better than seeing others of the same event.

I feel sorry for the people who take all the photos. Isnt it more fun to get drunk and stay as far away from the cameras as possible?

This :lol:

wgmg: profile pics of people taking a piss. i dont understand.

WGMG: Bullshit headlines "England winger stretchered off at Emirates" the story was about England U21 Victor Moses.

WGMG: Fucking windows 7. All these lines all over the screen when I change windows give me the shits.

5 hours isn't a proper shift. Come back when you work 8 and 10 hour shifts.

It's even worse when they say 'ROFL' or 'LMAO', and EVEN worse when they say, 'RRRROOOOOOOOOOFFFFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!'

I got a fob mate, whose a bit of a retard and when he laughs hard he goes to ground. He also starts kicking his feet against the ground whilst lying down going ROFFFFLLLLLCOPPTTEEERRRRR...kinda awkward when it's in public and you're in mixed company.

If I walked past him in the street I would walk over and punch him in the face.

I had a mate who used to say roflcopter all the time. Had enough of it one day, kicked him in the nuts and walked away:lol:

Dear internet society, you make me suicidal.

I've heard you use 'Om nom nom nom nom' in public.

Believe it or not, things like "om nom nom" and "@" are from before teh internets, Funky. Crazy thought huh?

WGMG: Disgusting cheating Sydney scum.

You really should be venting your spleen at Gerard Parsons for being a flop. When i saw he'd be the referee i knew there'd be a bad call of some sorts.

Come now, just cause you lost doesn't mean you need to resort to that :P

And obviously it was a handball, but like Heineken said, Parsons reaaally should have picked it up.

wgmg: have two bottom buns on my maccas cheeseburger. No top one. Bullshit.

Say what? You eat Maccas? What happened to all that 'healthy, low carb' shit?

Sorry guys :P

WGMG: Disgusing blind refereeing scum.