Motor oil tastes better ;)

Okay people me and afroman have decided seeming Craig Foster and his anti-British brigade and this annonymous billionare who is buying Newcastle have crushed our plans for world domination we shall try again, BUT we need help. Preferebly of the female or doctor or mental hospital type. Seeming theres no doctors or mental hospitals around let us go for female. Which means we need females to help us dominate the world through football. WE NEED YOU. *Applications should contain photos of the applicant*

Nurses are encouraged to apply ASAP.
Julia, you seem to have some experience in the area, so we would like to see your CV...
Anybody else, Enquire within, buy a drink while you wait...just stay clear of the Rum/Motor oil.

As Captain Jack Sparrow says "Why is the rum always gone" *Stumbles* "Thats why"

you keep your filthy mit out of the till... and the assorted kegs...that's my job *hic*

*hic* lets flame harry26

*leans forward and sways* i think it's "Kewell26"...and that thread is closed...but none the less, we may as well try...i'll drink to that *clink*..."it's awful quite in here tonight!!"

I'm coming, I'm coming. Just waiting for my dinner to cook and then I'll grab a few cans and throw down.

Clinks back. We need entertaiment........ JULIA!

Time to play Chinese Whispers

"Kewel26 likes Julia"

*clink* to Julia, in a lowcut top and hotpants :P *clink*

Woot!!!!! She is gonna rip us to shreds when she reads this :p

wat is ur problem?

She certainly is a bit of alright

The doctor says I watch too many violent cartoons.

No problem mate, Me & Guest just like to take the piss a little...you're either with us or against us (you'r welcome to join, but you'll have to earn it after that rubbish first post), and if you're against us, you'd better be able to handle it, give it back or just go n have a cry.



*clink*Just wait till she reads this...she'll go spark :P

We are sad perverts. Go get GF guys ](*,)

We are sad perverts. Go get GF guys ](*,) :p J/K

No "shameless double posting" this is a thread for posting crap...post it once, not twice... and i prefer to be single...MUCH more fun ;)

Yeah, good idea. My apartment could use a clean :P

i just want to know why u keep going on about fozzie. its bovious u hate the guy, for reasons unknown. constantly syaing how hopeless the guy is, saying he is opinionated or watever. well isnt that the point of his job? to give his personal opinions? tell how he sees it?

Craig Foster makes baby Jesus cry

This thread is for mindless shit dribbling ](*,)

as much as he's paid to be an analyst, he's stated that he doesn't watch the prem...how can he then have an informed opinion then when football revolves around the premierleague?? he's a tosser. and as a player, i can think of plenty that are better than he was.


=d>=d> damn straight.


touche....smooth, now i know why you dont got a woman.

Go post in the Fozzie v Slater thread so you can be torn to shreds please ;)

yeah, that too...either post crap here or leave...post the stuff bout Fozzie in the Fozzie v Slates thread.

views on the epl are because of the obvious kick, run and hoe for the best tactics that a lot of teams employ. it isnt near the quality of the other major leagues, where skill is more prevalent.
revolves on his youth coaching views, of as much touch as possible. its the only real way forward if australia want to win anything. kids have to develop basic control and skills

"craig foster makes baby jesus cry" does that go with ur thoughts on intelligent posts??

:-p

Don't assume. I never actually said I didn't have a woman.

You've forfeited the right to question the intelligence of others by using 'ur' instead of 'your'. But, since I sometimes like to speak with the plebs, I'll remind you that this is a place for mindless posts, and so is exempt from my rather strict requirements for posts.

But you dont...i know all...

Kewell26 - Intelligent posting not here... And The prem is the center of football at the moment, you cant ahve an informed opinion without watching it!!!

CWBush - Luddites or Philistines (particularly philistines with his views on the prem and Fozzie). Kewell26 is indearing himself to nobody here,a nd we are the "founding fathers" on here...this could be intersting...