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Cue: Pedophile jokes.

Cue: Banhammer

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Haha nice work dave.

Love the fact you were ignoring the game, and focusing on the camera:p

There was a game on? :lol:

I just got a condom, a packet of lube and a whole lotta information on having "One sexual partner" and STI's from my twin sister. She got it from her work (and no she's not a prostitute :P). She goes round to places and raises awareness and conducts surveys on stuff. It's sexual health now. The condom and lube are in the bottom left corner and it folds up into a neat little package.
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Haha, this m8 at work was gonna give me something like this.

lulz. Reminds me of the time we got some sample thing with a list of sexual positions and a website you could go to for animated examples. :lol:

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I remember in year 8 we had this P.E incursion where these people came and spoke to us on sexual health, at the end of it they handed out condoms, my mate was trying to use his as a water bomb :lol:

so while we on the topic......where do i go for the football player signatures that i see on here.........erm...

http://sportgfx.com/

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ah shweet....now how would i put them in here, copy and paste?

Right click on picture, properties, grab the location, stick between image tags.

I remember a few pubs I have been to around Australia have little baskets filled with condoms that you can just pick up for free... a smart move IMO. Better than forcing people to spend $10-12 for a packet.

:lol::lol: I remember the old 'condoms on the bananas' thing from health class in year 9...only we didn't have bananas...or carrots for that matter. No, we had styrofoam penises.

WTF zimbos why would the topic need to be changed? This is The Llounge you know.
I'm cut that we never got to see the banana thing :lol: I don't think they'll be doing anything else on sexual health etc. in Year 11.

Hahaha we had to use the styrofoam one's too

I can imagine the guy who had to mold them coming home from work..."Honey, I'm home!"
"How was your day at work?"
"..."
"It's ok, you can tell me."
*Bursts into teats* "I had to make styrofoam penises. FIVE YEARS, I studied mechanical engineering. And I'm making fucking styrofoam penises."

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We had the banana dildos to practise one. Thought it was pretty funny because we had an all boys class and even the teacher was mucking around and laughing about it...

Question: Do they teach girls this? Surely this is what is required for a HD.

I think they do. I know they teach sexual defence, one of my cousins in england was telling me earlier this year that at School they had a lesson, that if they ever had a guy try to rape them, to kick them right hard square in the balls. Apparently the teacher had a diagram and everything :lol:. Slightly worrying.

Slightly worrying?...you planning on raping someone soon?:?

and he's calling card would be an empty bottle of Heineken next to the girls body,

:lol: I knew after i posted that, the last bit sounded bad. No i have no plans on raping anyone, not in the near or distant future, or ever. But it's a little worrying that there being taught at school to kick there, i mean, there just going to cross boundries and kick blokes there whenever they fuck up....mind you they have been doing it for centuries anyway, :-k