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I was bored on youtube and came across a film clip for Stu;s tiger song in The Hangover, quality movie and a decent clip
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Heineken wrote:
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We had the banana dildos to practise one. Thought it was pretty funny because we had an all boys class and even the teacher was mucking around and laughing about it...

Question: Do they teach girls this? Surely this is what is required for a HD.


I think they do. I know they teach sexual defence, one of my cousins in england was telling me earlier this year that at School they had a lesson, that if they ever had a guy try to rape them, to kick them right hard square in the balls. Apparently the teacher had a diagram and everything :lol:. Slightly worrying.


Slightly worrying?...you planning on raping someone soon?:?


:lol: I knew after i posted that, the last bit sounded bad. No i have no plans on raping anyone, not in the near or distant future, or ever. But it's a little worrying that there being taught at school to kick there, i mean, there just going to cross boundries and kick blokes there whenever they fuck up....mind you they have been doing it for centuries anyway, :-k

In year 8 for 'Girls Day' (A day for all the girls) my sister had these people come and they actually said don't kick them in the nuts because it makes them clench their fists making it harder to actually get away from them. Instead they got told to gouge their eyes out...:lol:
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socceroos_fan wrote:
Heineken wrote:
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We had the banana dildos to practise one. Thought it was pretty funny because we had an all boys class and even the teacher was mucking around and laughing about it...

Question: Do they teach girls this? Surely this is what is required for a HD.


I think they do. I know they teach sexual defence, one of my cousins in england was telling me earlier this year that at School they had a lesson, that if they ever had a guy try to rape them, to kick them right hard square in the balls. Apparently the teacher had a diagram and everything :lol:. Slightly worrying.


Slightly worrying?...you planning on raping someone soon?:?


:lol: I knew after i posted that, the last bit sounded bad. No i have no plans on raping anyone, not in the near or distant future, or ever. But it's a little worrying that there being taught at school to kick there, i mean, there just going to cross boundries and kick blokes there whenever they fuck up....mind you they have been doing it for centuries anyway, :-k

In year 8 for 'Girls Day' (A day for all the girls) my sister had these people come and they actually said don't kick them in the nuts because it makes them clench their fists making it harder to actually get away from them. Instead they got told to gouge their eyes out...:lol:


A girl i used to play mixed fotball with told me she was told you aint suppose to struggle when geting raped as it miminises the pain and after pain that goes with it, so really your suppose to just cop it,
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pimpsta wrote:
socceroos_fan wrote:
Heineken wrote:
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Heineken wrote:
anth wrote:
We had the banana dildos to practise one. Thought it was pretty funny because we had an all boys class and even the teacher was mucking around and laughing about it...

Question: Do they teach girls this? Surely this is what is required for a HD.


I think they do. I know they teach sexual defence, one of my cousins in england was telling me earlier this year that at School they had a lesson, that if they ever had a guy try to rape them, to kick them right hard square in the balls. Apparently the teacher had a diagram and everything :lol:. Slightly worrying.


Slightly worrying?...you planning on raping someone soon?:?


:lol: I knew after i posted that, the last bit sounded bad. No i have no plans on raping anyone, not in the near or distant future, or ever. But it's a little worrying that there being taught at school to kick there, i mean, there just going to cross boundries and kick blokes there whenever they fuck up....mind you they have been doing it for centuries anyway, :-k

In year 8 for 'Girls Day' (A day for all the girls) my sister had these people come and they actually said don't kick them in the nuts because it makes them clench their fists making it harder to actually get away from them. Instead they got told to gouge their eyes out...:lol:


A girl i used to play mixed fotball with told me she was told you aint suppose to struggle when geting raped as it miminises the pain and after pain that goes with it, so really your suppose to just cop it,


They start to enjoy soon after they stop struggling too is what iv'e heard 8-[

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We did self defence in year 9 and they recomend scraping your heel dwon the shins as hard as you can if they are grabbing you and they also recomend that if girls are wearing heels they should stomp down and aim to break the foot
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Heineken wrote:

They start to enjoy soon after they stop struggling too is what iv'e heard 8-[

Thats not funny at all, and you know it.

I think all teenage girls should get taught self defence of some sort. I've seen videos online of a club in the US that has dedicated women's self defence classes, which included learning how to defend yourself when sitting down on a chair or in a car etc.
Actual useful shit that could be used in the real world.

Obviously this is all to prevent being raped. Once its started I think thats what pimpsta's friend was referring to.

The whole self defence is about prevention.
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I just got ordered my tickets for the Melbourne vs Sydney FC game \:d/
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anth wrote:
We had the banana dildos to practise one. Thought it was pretty funny because we had an all boys class and even the teacher was mucking around and laughing about it...

Question: Do they teach girls this? Surely this is what is required for a HD.

Out sex-ed teacher in year 9 was a bimbo, she showed all the girls how to do that. :lol: Good times. I can still remember that class like it was yesterday.
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A girl i used to play mixed fotball with told me she was told you aint suppose to struggle when geting raped as it miminises the pain and after pain that goes with it, so really your suppose to just cop it,

That sounds like it was taught by a school of rugby players tbh.

...what, too low?

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Nah it's cool Afro, we all know you're a douche. So no-one pays attention ;)
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afromanGT wrote:
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A girl i used to play mixed fotball with told me she was told you aint suppose to struggle when geting raped as it miminises the pain and after pain that goes with it, so really your suppose to just cop it,

That sounds like it was taught by a school of rugby players tbh.

...what, too low?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Avy, the only person on here who looks like a douche is the one who keeps pissing and moaning about me like a motherfucking girlscout. Grow the fuck up already.
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You used the old and cliched rugby rape joke. Which as I've been hypocritically informed before, isnt right. I'm defending the sport I love in this case.
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With all due respect to rugby, when your clubs need to run CLASSES on how to treat women. There's something very wrong.
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Just a question, I have noticed nr on the forums for ages, did he get banned or has just disappeared?
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Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr
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Fredsta wrote:
Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr

Bring back CWBush's Mafia game! That will sort it out.
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The Mighty Gunners wrote:
Just a question, I have noticed nr on the forums for ages, did he get banned or has just disappeared?


I actually saw him viewing the Alternate Fantasy EPL thread about a week ago.
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socceroos_fan wrote:
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Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr

Bring back CWBush's Mafia game! That will sort it out.

First we'd need to find CWBush though :lol:
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The Mighty Gunners wrote:
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Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr

Bring back CWBush's Mafia game! That will sort it out.

First we'd need to find CWBush though :lol:

A few of us, including me, have got him on FB. I'll ask him now :lol:
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He said he can't atm but he'll try start it again after Christmas.
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Fredsta wrote:
Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr


What about Olympiakos as well? :-k
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I don't know half the people on here who add me on facebook It gets so confusing lol.

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The plot thickens, sleep with one eye open people!
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davidtorres wrote:
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Maybe we have a FFT killer and he has now got Dep and nr


What about Olympiakos as well? :-k

:-k I didnt' mind Oly or Depor...nr's no big loss. There's a rug under a bridge next to a-f-b's with his name on it :P
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They're all on holidays? :|
And I've started full time work for the holidays :(
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Long holiday
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Reason 187 that Nandos is better than Oporto:

Mum was just there, planning on getting a whole chicken for Dinner. The reply: 'Sorry, we're out of chickens'.

Hopeless.
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imnofreak wrote:
Reason 187 that Nandos is better than Oporto:

Mum was just there, planning on getting a whole chicken for Dinner. The reply: 'Sorry, we're out of chickens'.

Hopeless.

:lol: It is only chicken isnt it?
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But it's a fucking chicken restaurant, Ultimate. You wouldn't expect a fucking bar to run out of beer, would you?
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lol afro it was a question... it is only chicken down there isnt it?
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