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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's fucking hilarious!!!!!! You were completly owning the fucker!!!!! :lol: Well Done SF!!.

Thats gold. :D

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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9 Years Ago by Heineken
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Ok that is seriously some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I'm literally in tears:lol:
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9 Years Ago by sydneycroatia58
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Part 2.
"Joey" wrote:
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big is a bonus ye
JB. says:
Only a bonus if the guy has a good personality
and doesn't care about their dick size as muhc as you do
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i dont really care about it to be honest so what you doing
JB. says:
If you didn't care you wouldn't be going on about it in every second question
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could i see you on cam tomorrow when i go on
JB. says:
Maybe
I'm seeing you first
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yeah no worries
if i show you down there will you show me
JB. says:
No
Again I'm not a whore and don't show my dick through webcam
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so you like being top
JB. says:
yep
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what you think of a guy who loves being bottom
JB. says:
At leats there'd be no arguments in that sense...
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how hard would you go
JB. says:
I'm not discussing sex life before I know the person
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would you at least let me give you some head
JB. says:
nope
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handy
JB. says:
nope
no sexual stuff
Do I ahve to say again that I'm not a whore and don't date whores
Or people who value sex over the person
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could i please get your opinion on a pic of down there please
JB. says:
Nope
If you say something like that again I'm deleting you
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ok
well i gtg anyway got to get some sleep have to go in early tomorrow
JB. says:
for nightfill?
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have to go in early because we have an upgrade and im not on tomorrow night so gotta sort all my shit out tomorrow morning
JB. says:
ah ok
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anyways nice meeting you
JB. says:
you cant call this meeting
and bye
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talk to you tomorrow
JB. says:
ok cya

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9 Years Ago by socceroos_fan
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"Joey" wrote:
JB. says:
who's this?
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hi sorry for the random add im joey how are you
JB. says:
I'm good....Where you from?
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sydney you
JB. says:
Same eyh
yeh*
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ive got a confession
JB. says:
ok
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youll probs think im weird but you're pretty hot
JB. says:
And you're random guy number 3 to say that....
how'd you get my msn anyway?
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my friends account
JB. says:
who's your friend?
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adam
JB. says:
adam who?
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sxc.adam@live.com
thats him
JB. says:
I don't have him
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that's weird well i got your addy off his account sorry i cant be of more help
JB. says:
You have Facebook?
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na it got deleted havent been bothered to make a new one yet
JB. says:
ah
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so where in sydney you from
JB. says:
Sutherland Shire...You look like someone from Bankstown
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lol im from bondi
JB. says:
Lol ok
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what you think of me in my dp anyway
JB. says:
Not my thing
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could i get your opinion on something
JB. says:
sure
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in your opinion do you think size matter in terms of doen there on a guy
JB. says:
not really
why?
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what does matter then
JB. says:
If the person is nice and not an idiot
mild intelligence
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does a large size down there help
JB. says:
It wouldn't make a difference
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what do you think of big and used very very well
JB. says:
That's fine
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do you like that
JB. says:
Yeh
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how big do you like
JB. says:
But i'd be a top so...
The size doesn't really matter on the other person
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how are you in terms of down there
JB. says:
Average I spose
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how big
JB. says:
I don't measure
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could i maybe see it
JB. says:
And if you're going to judge me by my dick size i don't want to know you
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no im not going to judge you by it it doesnt really matter to me just curious thats all
JB. says:
Well no you can't see it because I have no idea who you are
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what do you think of around 21cm
JB. says:
Too big
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well doesnt matter how big it is if you like being top right
JB. says:
True, but that's monsterish like and more disturbing than anything else
And I know it's not true
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you want to see a pic
JB. says:
Not particularly
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how far have you been with a guy before
JB. says:
No where
Why do you assume I'm gay anyway?
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would you rather giving or recieving head
JB. says:
I asked first
Ooo I bet that's hard to answer
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well after you said i wasnt your type that gave it away
JB. says:
Type can mean as in not a guy
And before I said that...you just happened to stumble upon me and i'm say i'm hot...You've no idea if I'd block you or anything straight away
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well I was worried you'd block me and glad when you didn't and was hoping you might be gat because you're hot
sorry
JB. says:
Well you're lucky I'm not homophobic
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so onto my question would you rather give or receive head
JB. says:
I couldn't care either way
How old are you?
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18 you
JB. says:
16, sorry you're bit old for me
Look, I've been sucked into pedos before, and from first signs it seems like you're one too so if you can't provide me with any proof that you're not, then I'm deleting you
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i just turned 18 the other day so im only a year and a bit older
ok what proof do you need
JB. says:
Find something
I don't know
You're the one that obviously wants me
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how about i go on webcam tomorrow
JB. says:
What about now?
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well i dont have webcam but ill buy one tomorrow
JB. says:
Why'd it take you so long to respond?
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my msn was fucking up sorry
do you like abs
JB. says:
Ah of course it was..
And actually no
They turn me off
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are you ok with a little bit of handy
JB. says:
That's not the same you in your new dp
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yeah i know my msn keeps lagging keeps doing random dps
JB. says:
That must be it
Why do you have random dps anyway?
Of other guys
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thats a guy i was showing my friend before sorry
JB. says:
Do you have any pics of you that aren't poser shots?
of your body, how about your face
with friends
or just by yourself
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not on this computer ive got them on my laptop
JB. says:
Get on your laptop then
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don't have it atm ill have it back by this week sometime
JB. says:
Why not?
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lent it to a friend to fix it
JB. says:
What happened to it?
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you'll see me on cam tomorrow anyway
i got coffee all over it
JB. says:
ah
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so are you ok with a little handy sometime :%
*
JB. says:
Depends who with
Do you have a myspace?
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na never botherd with it dont have the time to maintain it
what about a little handy with me after you see im not a pedo
JB. says:
Wow an 18 yo with no social networking site...theres something new
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well i been working fulltime since I was 16 so havent really had anytime for it
JB. says:
And I don't know you, I'm not a whore, so no
So you dropped out of school? So it's afe to say you don't have mild intelligence..
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you know i take that as an insult. Just because i dropped out of school doesn't straight away mean I am less intelligent in any way shape or form
JB. says:
No it doesn't, but you know, if i'm in a relationship i'd like to have a chat about intelligent things
stuff from school
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and it's not as if I dropped out of school for the hell of it I dropped out of school because i had to
JB. says:
To go into a trade?
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no to go straight into fulltime work to look after my 2 brothers
JB. says:
What do you do?
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nightfill manager at Woolies
JB. says:
Ah
Manager at 18? wow....
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are you good with your hands
JB. says:
I wouldn't know
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could i maybe see if you are
JB. says:
Again, I don't know you, i'm not a whore and give handjobs to everyone
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if we got to know eachother would you want to
JB. says:
It depends if I liked you
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well you like that I'm big ye
JB. says:
No, I don't care about that, I'd like if the person I was giving a handjob had a good personality over their dick size


A few smileys in there that didn't come out in copy...The chat still rages on.
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socceroos_fan wrote:
It was on msn actually. "hi sorry for the random add im joey how are you".
Then proceeds to say how hot I am etc.
If anyone wants a laugh I'll post the convo on here? :lol:


I'm up for a laugh since Leconte isn't on the tennis haha:lol: :lol:
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It was on msn actually. "hi sorry for the random add im joey how are you".
Then proceeds to say how hot I am etc.
If anyone wants a laugh I'll post the convo on here? :lol:
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Maybe it's Karma. You stalk Shannon Cole, facebook pedos stalk you.
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Wooh...Another pedo (3rd/4th I think it is now?). #-o
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tiny455 wrote:
davidtorres wrote:
Just a heads up for anyone wanting to buy a Handycam. Do not, I repeat DO NOT get a Sony DCR-SR45E.

Biggest peice of shit I have brought in my life.

Whats wrong with it?


It is shit quality, and deletes all my memory all the time because it's HDD is fucked.
I have had 3 different ones and all of them were the same.
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Heineken wrote:
Almost everything we buy these days is crap anyway, not what it used to be anyway.
Anyway...
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welcome to commercialism.
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Almost everything we buy these days is crap anyway, not what it used to be anyway.

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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Almost everything is made in China these days Heineken. If that were the reason, everything we buy would be shit.
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3 words.

Made in China.

'nuff said.

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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davidtorres wrote:
Just a heads up for anyone wanting to buy a Handycam. Do not, I repeat DO NOT get a Sony DCR-SR45E.

Biggest peice of shit I have brought in my life.

Whats wrong with it?
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davidtorres wrote:
Just a heads up for anyone wanting to buy a Handycam. Do not, I repeat DO NOT get a Sony DCR-SR45E.

Biggest peice of shit I have bought in my life.

Fixed.
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Just a heads up for anyone wanting to buy a Handycam. Do not, I repeat DO NOT get a Sony DCR-SR45E.

Biggest peice of shit I have brought in my life.
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We've all been there, ya head is telling you everything is alright but deep down you know its not,

hopfully ya next one is not a slut :lol:
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Glad to be of help man. I know I might sometimes have been tough on ya, but you know why. :) I;ve been there myself.
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schuks, havnt been in the llounge for ages, and then i come in and this...wow

hard lucks avy. she obviously didnt realise how lucky she was i guess and its her loss. well on the other boys that were mentioned, guess thats what friends are for.


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Silly boy, you don't eat vag for breakfast. There's not nearly enough fiber. It's really not very filling.
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:lol: ok i see
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Krackovich wrote:
Didnt he say he was eating vag for breakfast in the food eating thread the other day? thats not very secretive


:lol: :lol:

Twas simply a word used to garner a reaction.
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Didnt he say he was eating vag for breakfast in the food eating thread the other day? thats not very secretive
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afromanGT wrote:
:lol: Avy bein gall secretive.


:-$ :p
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:lol: Avy bein gall secretive.
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:)
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southern3 wrote:
=d> Avy

Shame it didn't work out but there will be someone out there for you. :)


Yeah, I have a feeling there is. :p
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Well congrats on getting out...
And be careful with the next one
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