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CBFd looking for the appropriate thread...


"Oh shit, I have a tiny John Terry in me!" - Veronica Perroncel (Wayne Bridge's now ex-missus)

:lol: fair enough. Stranger things have happened though.

He won't come near me, he doesn't even know where I live or anything like that.

And kicking in the groin creates a clenching reflex so if they try to grab you while you do it, they'll grab you tighter.

Hmmm. I guess the initials MK probably are quite common.

My advice, if he comes near you, give him nothing but a really good hard kick in the groin and run....pretty quickly, especially if he is a leb/lad, cause he's probably got reinforcments around the corner :lol:

Where was MK from. I don't remember.

:lol: Don't worry, I agree. He looks vile. And like a lad. Disgusting.

IMO he looks fuck ugly, and has a very unhealthy green tinge to his body. Perhaps he's been hanging around Chenobyl for too long.

Look like one of those lebs too that tend to spend 22 hours of every 24 in a day at the local gym, and spend the remaining 2 driving around in his fully sic' car honking girls and playing loud doof doof music.

But that's just my opinion :lol:

Had the funniest thing happen today. Well it was funny for me.

Arrived at my mates place and we went outside and we smelt smoke. Looked to our right and the entire fence was on fire! My mates dad had left the BBQ alone whilst he went to get something in the garage. He was gone literally 20 seconds and the fence caught on fire. My dad grabbed the hose and put it out. Thankfully we arrived when we did, because if we were a few minutes later, the house probably would of caught fire!

Just goes to show you how quick something like this can happen.

What the fuck, I'm confused.

11.mvfc.11 searched my pedos email on Facebook. It came up with Matt Khoury (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=info&ref=search&id=100000345457321#/profile.php?v=info&ref=search&id=100000345457321). That looks like how he was in his dp.
I'm sure it's someone off here though, as it's the only place I'm out, and he seemed to positively know I was gay, like all the others. Then it clicked for a second. Mk. Matt Khoury. Initials.
But this guy is from Sydney, and went to Sydney Boys. :-k

If Dave's going to stalk S_F, the least he could do is be honest enough to use his real name.

I've seen him on your FB David, and I was wtfing and freaked out the first time I did :lol:
I don't think this guy had an 'e' in his last name though.

And the pieces suddenly fall into place...

I have a mate called James Maloney. :-k :lol:

No idea, but I sense it's the same person. Because the first one was "James Maloney" and the next two said I'm a friend of James Maloney #-o Unless there's some sort of hidden pedophile ring... :-k :P

ive had two random people add me on msn....how the hell do they get out emails.

That convo is hilarious, you handled it well and wrecked him quite a few times. Do you know how these people keep finding you?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Probably.

It'll be some 40 year old guy and he'll go "What? That must be some transmission problem, that's my neighbor" :lol:

Waiting for him to come back on. I wonder if this webcam thing will work, like who I will actually see. If he doesn't make up some stupid excuse of course.

:lol: That was some of the funniest conversation i've ever read.

Tell him that unless he's a dead ringer for shannon Cole, he's no chance.

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You should put him off by telling him about your arse problem. Go into details. He'll be running for the hills in no time.

Yes I do. It's so clear that he's not who he says he is. He changed his dp to more poser shots that clearly weren't the same person. And if it turns out he isn't a pedo (highly unlikely) I wouldn't date him anyway because all he cares about is sex.

Do you always talk to 40 year-old men with such a blatant lack of respect?

i thought that would of been ya melb victory jersey:lol:

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