scouse_roar wrote:Dear afro,
What is your name?
What is your favourite colour?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Josh, Red, around 10m/s.
avy wrote:How much was my phone bill that I recieved today?
$148.50
avy wrote:How much in that was from texts, and how much from calls?
$47.98 from calls and $100.52 from calls.
heineken wrote:Shane Smeltz, fantastic player, bloody good striker, one of the A-League's best player, or a dog of a bloke who just fucked over the Chinese, never really made it in England, will never go back to Europe. Which one would you rather remember him as?
Given his move to Turkey...I think you might want to think of him as 'one of the A-League's best'.
heineken wrote:How would you describe Nickleback?
"Shit."
heineken wrote:When did you see me try and grow facial hair?
When I had a beer with you earlier in the year you had 'stubble'.
heineken wrote:Who said i was suggesting i shave my facial hair?
You're not about to take a sharp object to your testicles.
heineken wrote:Have you had the misfortune to see Tom Green's movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'?
Someone asked me about that yesterday. The topic of bestaility was in the air. I haven't seen it and don't plan to.
gooner wrote:will this thread make it to 200 pages?
Possibly.
heineken wrote:Do you like Beef Vindaloo?
I'm not a big fan of indian curries. All the indian players at work smell like it and it's fair nasty.
the doc wrote:David Ngog... Good Tekkers or UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS
Who cares? He shits all over Babel.
boz wrote:Why do I find Soccer AM annoying?
Because you actually grew up and have an attention span.
boz wrote:Will Rammstein release another album?
I don't think so. I think LIFAD will be their last offering. But I'd not be complaining if they did another.
boz wrote:What happened to Peligro?
I wonder that myself sometimes. He was having some personal issues and so on. I think he's just moved on.
boz wrote:And for that matter, Jazzmaster?
He was never around that much, he comes in sometimes.
boz wrote:Communism or Fascism?
Depends on whether I'm in charge or not.
boz wrote:Are you a fan of breakfast TV?
I don't eat breakfast.
boz wrote:Will Mahamadou Diarra leave Real Madrid?
Probably. The question is how soon.
boz wrote:If so, where will he go?
the Bundesliga.
boz wrote:Do you plan on voting above or below the line?
Above the line. Didn't have time for below.
boz wrote:Aeroplane Jelly: Yay or Nay?
I like aeroplane jelly. Aeroplane jelly for me.
boz wrote:Would it not be awesome if Bielsa was the new Socceroos coach instead?
It would be awesome if nearly anyone were the new socceroos coach instead.
gooner wrote:if the answer is yes, what is the question?
"Do you want to have sex?"
gooner wrote:if the answer is no, what is the question?
"Do you want to play a rape game?" followed by the sentence "That's the spirit"
heineken wrote:What did the Turkey slap?
The Sherriff.
heineken wrote:What is currently the most annoying ad on tv? (election ads not counted)
All of them.
heineken wrote:What is one thing that you love about Melbourne?
The layout and how easy it is to get around the city. From one bar to the next. Melbourne is a pub crawler's paradise.
heineken wrote:How does the song Wishing Well by the Airbourne Toxic Event make you feel?
Like I should berrate you for your musical taste again. Dirtiest guitars ever.
heineken wrote:what's the craziest thing you have done drunk?
Where do I start...Setting a truck tyre on fire probably.
heineken wrote:whats the craziest thing you have done sober?
Where do I start...I urinated on the doors of a church once.
Joffa wrote: What is the most embarrasing thing you have ever tasted?
Your mother's semen.
heineken wrote:What character from the Simpson's are you most like?
Jimbo.
heineken wrote:Why don't fish feel right?
Becuase you're sticking your hand in their anus.
heineken wrote:Who know fish can feel right?
Speak engrish goodry.
heineken wrote:What can't they feel left?
Fucked if I know, because like black guys and mexicans they have no rights.
heineken wrote:Do you agree with me that Dreams is Van Halens best song?
No. I will never agree with you on music.
heineken wrote:How many times have you visited the MCG?
No idea. It was 1994 the first time I went though. Saw Melbourne v Carlton.
heineken wrote:How many kms do you live from the Melbourne CBD?
As the crow flies, around 30.
heineken wrote:If Australia were to go to war with Indonesia, or should North Korea/South Korea resumed their war and Australia inevitably got dragged into it, would you sign up to the Army?
I'm not interested in Korean conflict. I got my fill watching mash. I'd sign up for the home guard if we went to war with indonesia though.
heineken wrote:Should Tony Abbott get in, do you think he'd eventually get around to bring back conscription into the Military?
PRobably. He has no grasp of reality.
heineken wrote:Have you ever fired a military style assault rifle?
Nope, I've fired rifles, pistols and an AK-47 but never anything bigger.
heineken wrote:Should Tony Abbott get in, which country would you move to?
New Zealand long enough to move over to England.
heineken wrote:Who has the higher IQ?
Tony Abbott or Julia Gillard
The chair they're sitting in.
heineken wrote:John Howard or Tony Abbot?
Mr Sheen.
heineken wrote:Kevin Rudd or Julia Gillard?
The Milky Bar Kid.
heineken wrote:Is it itchy?
I got a cream for it.
heineken wrote:What's the funniest thing you've seen on a train?
There's this chick who's about 14 and about 10 muzzas who are 18-19 and it's clearly a recipe for gang-rape, but they're all hitting on her and she is bang up for it (big surprise, this is the Packenham line) and she goes "Well, my cun,t's buggered but you can do me up the shitter." I pissed myself laughing. There's also a picture on my facebook of a bizarre guy I saw on the train one morning.
heineken wrote:what's the scariest thing you've seen on a train?
A woman who would have been well over 200kg eating an ice cream. She drops it on the floor, looks at it for a minute and picks it up to keep eating it.
heineken wrote:what's the weirdest thing you've seen on a train?
After the Zombie shuffle, trains full of zombies.
heineken wrote:what's the most disgusting thing you've seen on a train?
Some guy begging for change for 'food' picking at injection marks and open wounds all up his arms.
heineken wrote:What do you hate most about Nickleback?
How Silver Side Up was almost a good album.
heineken wrote:Bow-chick-a-wow-wow?
Does this look like a Lynx commercial to you?
anth wrote:Why are Grill'd burgers so good?
Because they're real burgers and they're almost healthy. I love grill'd.
buddha wrote:Why the hell is Chris Payne doing good?
Because he's not playing for Sydney any more.
heineken wrote:What's your favourite 442 emoticon?
The one where I punch you in the face for asking so many questions #-o
heineken wrote:Can you break dance?
I'm white. No.
heineken wrote:Can you fix dance?
I'm white. No.
heineken wrote:Ever met a shark at the beach, or one the golf course?
I met the golf course variety when I was 3.
heineken wrote:Ever punched a teacher?
Not in anger.
Heineken wrote:who is your idol?
Trent Reznor.
heineken wrote:Frank or Harry?
Harry Morgan > Frank Burns.
heineken wrote:If Julia Gillard is "moving forward" what's propelling her?
High speed broadband.
heineken wrote:Will Julia Gillard every reverse, or turn?
Yeah, she has one of those truck backing up sirens for her massive arse.
avy wrote:Which international rock star have I secured tickets to see in December?
Hopefully many because you're seeing No Sleep Til.
avy wrote:What 4 apps/programs are the main 4 along the bottom of my iPhone?
"How to use your tv remove", "Where in the world is carmen sandiego", that Vuvuzela app, the airport game.
avy wrote:What do you think it feels like to be Buried Alive?
Probably a little asphyxiating.
avy wrote:Who will win the Australian FMX Pro Open?
Probably Blake Williams is the one to beat.
heineken wrote:Do you read the papers on a regular basis?
Well...I read the comics and do the quiz and all that jazz.
heineken wrote:Can you speak a foreign language fluently, or have you attempted to learn a foreign language
I could speak fluent German but it's pretty rusty.
heineken wrote:Do you like Calvin Harris or David Guetta?
No. Autotune =/= talent.
anth wrote:What is the best site to get news from for Australia?
None of them.
rocknerd wrote:What should i have for dinner at the local Chinese restuarant?
Sweet and sour pork. Just don't get the dim sims unless you're willing to finally find out what Mr Whiskers tastes like.
rocknerd wrote:What shirt should I wear?
A black one.
rocknerd wrote:Jeans Or Pants?
I have nothing but Jeans. Jeans.
rocknerd wrote:Should I drive or drink?
You're asking the guy who doesn't have his licence so he never has to be deso...drink.
rocknerd wrote:does this smell funny to you?
Is that...chlorof-....*thud*
buddha wrote:Aston Villa or Birmingham?
This season...Birmingham.
buddha wrote:Newcastle or Sunderland?
Sunderland fans are less annoying.
buddha wrote:Portsmouth or Southampton
Pompey.
buddha wrote:If someone asks me for an invite, where am i going?
Jail.
buddha wrote:If Brad Jones goes to Liverpool, does that make him good?
He was already good.
buddha wrote:Where will North Queensland Fury finish this season?
Mid-table, just making the finals.
buddha wrote:Your opinion on Franz Straka?
He's certainly making a difference at Fury.
buddha wrote:Next coach of Melbourne Victory?
Kevin Muscat.
heineken wrote:Best part of LOTR1?
Best part of LOTR2?
Best part of LOTR3?
Which was the best movie?
The end. The third one. Because it ended. Since when does it take 9 horus to go for a fucking walk?
heineken wrote:At the end of the 3rd movie when Gandalf etc all leave Middle Earth, where exactly are they going? Iv'e never understood that.
Some place where no-one would look for them so they can get stoned.
Joffa wrote: Why is Debbie Does Dallas such a cinematic masterpiece?
Not so much cinematic masterpiece as landmark in cinema.
jet_fan wrote:Why didn't Heineken pay enough attention to the Return of the King?
Because it's a shit movie.
mvfc wrote:I can be your hero baby?
Only if you kiss away the pain.
heineken wrote:push or shove?
Depends on if you're giving or taking.
lefty wrote:If a noise annoys an oyster, then a noisier noise annoys an oyster more?
Unless the noise is coming from the noisy oyster and it's annoying it's noisy oyster self.
heineken wrote:When you're bored, do you find yourself making racing car noises?
No. I put on loud music. Weirdo.
Joffa wrote: when you drive round corners do you make a squealing sound as if you were squealing your tyres?
No. I don't drive.
heineken wrote:Are you disappointed you have not contributed to the Streaming Thread?
Not really. I wasn't in the mood for the trolling.
gooner wrote:what will you do when you reach 50,000 posts, and beyond that 100,000?
Probably put my underpants on my head and do a lap of the house.
gooner wrote:do you think there are any more forum ranks after 'legend'?
Depends on what Mr Web Guy sir comes up with.
Joffa wrote:Why do you think my 'FIFA inspectors praise Russia World Cup bid' thread got red carded...i've checked and I'm fairly sure it hasn't been posted previously...why is it so?
Because you've reached topic saturation and now for every topic you post, a braincell dies. They're trying to keep you from becomming a vegetable man!
Joffa wrote:I'm considering retirement from active participation on the forum...should i go cold turkey or should I give it six months and ease my way into retirement so to speak?
Cold Turkey would see the place slow down quite a bit on some days I think. Ease off the gas.
anth wrote:What would you do with your spare 23 hours of the day in that case?
He'd probably masturbate a LOT.
anth wrote:Do you believe in balance wristbands?
Not for a second. The people who believe in that also believe in the bible.
anth wrote:And if you do, do you believe in Adam and Eve?
My above sentiments exactly. It's a gimmick for gullible people.
anth wrote:And if you do, do you believe that if you send me a crisp $100 dollar bill in the mail you will have good luck for eternity?
Are you going to kidnap me a leprechaun with the funds I provide you?
heineken wrote:Ever going to get married?
Maybe. But I'm not really even boyfriend matial let alone marriage material.
heineken wrote:settle down and have kids?
Probably not. This world doesn't need another little afroman running around. And I'd be a horrible parent.
"Son, why did this bag of weed fall out of your backpack as you came in the door? Are you dealing drugs? Either give me a cut or I'm telling your mother."
heineken wrote:would you like a crumpet?
I am a little peckish.
heineken wrote:what would you do if your mother was blowing a trumpet while you were attempting to eat a crumpet for high tea?
Beat her to death with it.
jets_fan wrote:Why did they close the streaming thread?
Probably because you're all shit trolls.
jets_fan wrote:Why did they close it before I got to make a poor joke about it not being a valid streaming thread?
You're just too damn slow.
Joffa wrote: will our questions ever be answered?
Will you ever get tired of the stupidity of asking me that question?
jets_fan wrote:Will my team win the last game of the season today?
Only if you don't play.
jets_fan wrote:Did you think Julia Gillard has weird ear lobes?
And a weird nose, and weird hair, and a huge arse and a weird voice.
jets_fan wrote:Besides yourself, is there anything better than sliced bread?
Nine Inch Nails.
jets_fan wrote:Do I need a hair cut?
Yeah. So do I.
jets_fan wrote:Is Guitar Hero still cool?
It never really was.
jets_Fan wrote:What should I have for lunch?
A jewish child.
jets_fan wrote:Are fruit loops a good source of fibre?
Cardboard is highly fibrous.
jets_fan wrote:Why does my browser say fibre is spelled wrong?
Because it's spelling it the american way.
jets_fan wrote:Which is the correct spelling - fibre or fiber?
Either, but in australia it's spelled "Fibre".
jets_fan wrote:Is spelt actually a word, apparently it's not?
Spelt is a word, but it is a type of wheat, not the past tense of "Spell".
jets_fan wrote:Were the Beatles bigger than Jesus?
More people listened to the beatles than Jesus.
heineken wrote:Fuck, just woke up, i'm starving, what should i eat?
Tacos.
old man MVFCarsenal wrote:what the fuck is scar -non?
A colloqualism "'scarnon" as in "what's going on."
heineken wrote:About to go make a coffee, would you like one, do you take milk/sugar with that?
White and two thanks.
heineken wrote:I'm off for another coffee, interested? and no, i don't mean 'coffee' coffee
No, I'm not interested in avoiding a 'dare ice moment' with you.
funky wrote:# Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The door.
funky wrote:# Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Watching tv. Weird.
funky wrote:# What is the last thing you watched on TV?
David Letterman.
funky wrote:# Without looking, guess what time it is
Around 12.30.
funky wrote:# Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12.22.
funky wrote:# With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Tv, the clock ticking, heating blowing throught the vent, cars going past outside, tinitus, the fridge motor, my father snoring, the shower dripping, possums running along the fence, the next door neighbour playing WoW and my desktop computer playing Alexisonfire.
funky wrote:# When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 7pm, coming home from a mate's place.
funky wrote:# Did you dream last night?
I was an orange.
funky wrote:# Do you remember your dreams?
Some days. I wish I could record them.
funky wrote:# When did you last laugh?
When I was watching Equals Three.
funky wrote:# Do you remember why / at what?
Someone got hit in the head by a football from across the pitch.
funky wrote:# What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Thermostat, tv, clock, security alarm, World Cup poster, Air conditioner, lightswitches.
funky wrote:# Seen anything weird lately?
It's not that late at night yet
funky wrote:# What do you think of this quiz?
It's pretty boring.
funky wrote:# What is the last film you saw?
Inception. It didn't live up to the hype.
funky wrote:# If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Liverpool/Melbourne depending on the season.
funky wrote:# If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Liverpool.
funky wrote:# Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
When I first learned to write I was left handed.
funky wrote:# If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make myself king of the world so I could right the wrongs in the world.
funky wrote:# Do you like to dance?
No.
funky wrote:# Would you ever consider living abroad?consider
I'm planning to spend a year abroad next year.
funky wrote:# Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Oh! HA! Unjust.
funky wrote:# Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My ex.
funky wrote:# What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The Big Lebowski.
funky wrote:# Last time you swam in a pool?
During the summer.
funky wrote:# Type of music you like most?
Industrial Metal/NDH
funky wrote:# Type of music you dislike most?
Country/folk.
funky wrote:# Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
funky wrote:# What color is your bedroom carpet?
A sort of cream colour. It's ugly.
funky wrote:# If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Make it more comfortable with more storage space and add cable tv.
funky wrote:# What was the last thing you bought?
A cup of coffee.
funky wrote:# Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes, I'm hoping to get my motorcycle licence.
funky wrote:# Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Maybe one day. I'm not good with heights but it gives me a rush.
funky wrote:# Do you have a garden?
Yes. It's quite overgrown.
funky wrote:# Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Just the first verse.
funky wrote:# What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
At the moment, the girl I'm trying to get with. Because she keeps texting me overnight so I wake up to messages from her.
funky wrote:# If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Alan Alda or Trent Reznor.
funky wrote:# Who sent the last text message you received?
My best mate.
funky wrote:# Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Ebay
funky wrote:# What time is bed time?time
Anywhere between 4am and 12pm.
funky wrote:# Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
My mother entered me in a couple as a toddler.:oops: I actually won:oops: :oops:
funky wrote:# How many tattoos do you have?
None yet. Working on a couple of designs.
funky wrote:# If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
I want a Liverbird between my shoulders and "Art is resistance" and the AIR flag on my arm.
funky wrote:# What did you do for your last birthday?
Went and had a few beers with the crown family.
funky wrote:# Do you carry a donor card?
No. My organs will be no use to anyone when I die.
funky wrote:# Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
A female friend. About the only one I haven't had any kind of sexual contact with.
funky wrote:# Is the glass half empty or half full?
Depends on whether I'm drinking it or not.
funky wrote:# What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Auckland.
funky wrote:# When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Summer.
funky wrote:# Have you ever won a trophy?
A fair few actually.
funky wrote:# Are you a good cook?
Sometimes. But i'm impatient and like to experiment.
funky wrote:# Do you know how to pump your own gas?
You stick it in, get pumping and when you're done jiggle it about and pull out. Wait...are we still talking about petrol?
funky wrote:# If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Elizabeth Bathory or Adolf Hitler.
funky wrote:# Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Yeah. It blows.
funky wrote:# Do you touch-type?
Yeah. Always have.
funky wrote:# What's under your bed?
Clothes, backpack, shoes, carpet.
funky wrote:# Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Stupid disney.
funky wrote:# Think fast, what do you like right now?
Sex.
funky wrote:# Where were you on Valentine's day?
Watching Melbourne Victory lose to Sydney :(
funky wrote:# What time do you get up?
Anywhere between 2 and 8pm.
funky wrote:# What was the name of your first pet?
Jupiter the Guineapig. Because he was orange and covered in brown swirls. He had a mohawk. He was so cool.
funky wrote:# Who is the second to last person to call you?
My father.
funky wrote:# Is there anything going on this weekend?
I'm working.
funky wrote:# How are you feeling right now?
Trapped by the tedium of this quiz.
funky wrote:# What do you think about the most?
Football/music/the girl I'm chasing.
funky wrote:# What time do you get up in the morning?
Didn't I already answer that?
funky wrote:# If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I don't tell anyone. I invest it in a high interest account and live off the interest.
funky wrote:# Who would you tell first?
You guys.
funky wrote:# What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Inception.
funky wrote:# Do you sing in the shower?
No, the shower is where I meditate and think.
funky wrote:# Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I already answered this.
funky wrote:# What do you do most when you are bored?
Fidget. Masturbate. Troll you pricks.
funky wrote:# What do you do for a living?
Play games professionally as a croupier.
funky wrote:# Do you love your job?
Some days. Others it's shit.
funky wrote:# What did you want to be when you grew up?
A fireman.
funky wrote:# If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
King of the world. Or maybe a musician/footballer.
funky wrote:# Which came first the chicken or the egg?
funky wrote:# How many keys on your key ring?
5
funky wrote:# Where would you retire to?
North of Auckland. Beautiful there.
funky wrote:# What kind of car do you drive?
Nothingmobile.
funky wrote:# What are your best physical features?
My hair. Curls get the girls.
funky wrote:# What are your best characteristics?
My wit, my charisma, my general knowledge.
funky wrote:# If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Liverpool.
funky wrote:# What kind of books do you like to read?
Thriller/comedy.
funky wrote:# Where would you want to retire to?
Fairly sure I answered that 7 questions back.
funky wrote:# What is your favorite time of the day?
Daybreak on a Saturday or Sunday morning. There's NOBODY around. You can do just about anything. It's like "I am Legend", except Subway is open.
funky wrote:# Where did you grow up?
South east Melbourne.
funky wrote:# How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Around 20km.
funky wrote:# What are you reading now?
This fucking quiz.
funky wrote:# Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl. I'm suicidal in the mornings.
funky wrote:# Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, I'm not a freak.
funky wrote:# Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
I wouldn't know. My eyes are closed.
funky wrote:# Do you have pets?
Not any more. They're not really condusive to night shift.
funky wrote:# How many rings before you answer the phone?
Depends on who's calling. If it's a girl I like I let it ring a couple of times. Makes you seem desperate if you answer straight away.
funky wrote:# What is your best childhood memory?
My 10th birthday party. Harley rides up and down our street.
funky wrote:# What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Barista, Croupier, supermarket manager.
funky wrote:# Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Mum, Dad, I'm pregnant!
funky wrote:# What is most important in life?
Being happy and being around happy people, having happy friends. Having a good time down the pub talking shit, drinking beers, listening to music and generally making noise with mates is the best way to spend an afternoon.
funky wrote:# What Inspires You? Inspires
Music.
heineken wrote:When was the last time you ripped off a massive noisy smelly fart and enjoyed everyone's grossed out reactions.
Last night at pit. Though I quite enjoy letting a quiet one rip at work as a hot chick is going past and blaming it on her. People have the most bizarre reactions, like attactive women don't have bodily functions or something.
avy wrote:When you eat/drink a 'Cold Milo', how many spoons of milo do you out in the glass/cup?
The usual 3 in the cup 7 in the mouth like everyone else.
heineken wrote:Have you drunk Milo out of a sock? (See one of your recnt facebook statuss)
No. Have you? Is that taking a cow's foot fetish a little too far?
heineken wrote:When are they going to delete the South Africa 2010 World Cup thread???
2013.
heineken wrote:What is your most prized possession?
My music collection.
gooner wrote:what currently is the desktop background on your computer?
Melbourne Revolution's logo.
heineken wrote:Have you ever seen the movie Freddy got Fingered?
You asked me this before. It's deja vu all over again.
heineken wrote:Is it not the single most disturbing movie ever made?
I've seen some pretty fucked up movies.
heineken wrote:Coleslaw or Pasta Salad or Both?
Potato Salad.
buddha wrote:Have you ever played Robot Unicorn Attack?
Purple Monkey dishwasher.
heineken wrote:139 pages in - what's been the highlight?
Answering over 20 pages of questions in one fell swoop.
heineken wrote:thus far, what has been the best question asked?
I don't remember specifically but it was a philosophy question from australiantibullus. Answering the question actually opened my mind.
heineken wrote:will they make another Underbelly series?
God I hope not. Talk about flogging a dead horse.
heineken wrote:what do you believe to be the best bit of Australian television on air at the moment?
Spicks and Specks, The Gruen Transfer and Good News Week.
heineken wrote:What's your opinion on Matthew Newton?
Talented young man with a dickhead personality.
heineken wrote:Do you feel sorry for Bert?
Mostly surprised his neck can support his massive head.
heineken wrote:What is your opinion on North Korea deveoping camouflage tactics?
It's north Korea. It will still be dodgey.
heineken wrote:Do you believe there is more then what meets the eye with North Korea's mass troop movments?
They have "mass troop movements" every couple of months. It just depends on where the american military satellites are as to how much attention it recieves.
heineken wrote:What is world peace?
A figment of John Lennon's imagination.
heineken wrote:has the world ever been at peace?
About 100 million years ago.
heineken wrote:who are you at war with currently?
Metro, Crown, The australian government, the victorian government, my university, one of my bosses, Seriously, politics, optus, samsung, my internet provider, Liverpool's owners.
buddha wrote:Rubber or Eraser?
Eraser goes on the end of your pencil, rubber goes on the end of your dick.
heineken wrote:If One in Six teenagers carry a knife in Australia (according to the 7pm project) then which regular forumite carries a knife?
Bonkers and Guest.
heineken wrote:Daddy would you like some sausage?
Only if it's yours.
heineken wrote:Have you ever regretted sleeping with a chick?
Yeah. A couple of times. But i'd probably still do it again.
heineken wrote:Ever gone to bed with a chick and woken up next to a guy?
Yeah. I gotta stop crashing on Gonz's couch with chicks.
heineken wrote:Is mack a teenager?
No, mack's more CWB's age.
Joffa wrote: Do you place any credence in Star signs? And if you could change star signs which would you choose and why?
I think that in some regard, mostly personality wise, they're correct. They can't predict shit though. I wouldn't change my startsign. I'm a Taurus so I'm meant to be decisive, headstrong, psychologically and emotionally powerful and a good leader.
Benjo wrote:Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I used them all. Sorry. Had a really important waterfight.
Benjo wrote:Thoughts on I'm On a Boat by the Lonely Island?
Brilliant parody of a gangster style video and rap song.
Benjo wrote:Did Scotty ever know?
Nope. No idea. Poor bastard.
Benjo wrote:Dude, Where's my Car?
I parked it round back.
Benjo wrote:where did you sleep last night?
On a mate's couch.
Benjo wrote:At the End of the What's My Age Again video clip, what is Travis Barker holding?
His own dick.
heineken wrote:what your average morning routine?
Wake up. Press Snooze on alarm. Go back to sleep.
heineken wrote:Is 'Dreams' Van Halen's best song?
Don't you get tired of repeating yourself?
Joffa wrote: if you had to donate a body part to science which would it be and why?
My brain. I think a lot could be learned about the impacts of alzheimers from my brain given that it runs in my family.
heineken wrote:have you ever donated blood?
No.
heineken wrote:have you ever donated semen?
No.
heineken wrote:favorite episode of the simpsons?
"Brother from Another Series", the episode with David Hyde Pierce playing Cecil.
heineken wrote:is fat boy slim really fucking in heaven?
Yeah...I think they have vacuum cleaners in heaven.
heineken wrote:How much wood could chuck norris chuck, if chuck norris could chuck wood?
More than the human mind can fathom.
funky wrote:1.) How may dollarz do you have? around $2k
2.) How many dollarz do you want? around $10k
3.) Why? To fund a trip to europe
4.) What color is your hair? black
5.) Do you wish it was different? no
6.) What color are your socks? white with red on the bottom
7.) Have you ever put your feet in the wrong shoes? [[Right and Left]] as a child
8.) What size shoe are you anyway? 12 or 13
9.) Where do you shop the most? the bottle shop
10.) Mini skirts or jeans or both? depends on the girl and how nice her arse is
11.) How would you describe your style? harcore/grunge...Grungecore
12.) Do you only hang out with the people that wear the same clothes as you? nop
13.) Did you see the Simpson's Movie? yeah. I don't get why people didn't like it. What did they expect from the movie?
14.) Are you gona go see it [[Or, what did you think of it]]? redundant a little methinks
15.) What's your middle name? David
16.) What are some names you're planning to name your future kids? Michael
17.) Do you like tea? No, not really.
18.) What about coffee? live off the shit
19.) Frappucinos? yeah. Don't mind them
20.) Lattes? coffee of choice because everywhere does them
21.) Do you ever eat at McDonalds? when I'm drunk
22.) Got a myspace? somewhere I think
23.) How much time do you spend on the computer everyday? too much
24.) Roughly how many friends do you have online? around 200
35.) Have you ever pet a tiger? yeah, at dreamworld once
36.) When's the last time you showered? this morning
37.) Got siblings? Just one
38.) Annoying siblings? just one
39) How far apart are your parents' ages? nine years
40.) What time is it where you are? 1.40. Yes, this has taken me an hour 20 minutes so far
41.) How long have you been on CDE? what the fuck is CDE?
42.) Do you check your horoscope? no
43.) Do you use Ouija boards? no
44.) Have you ever been to a funeral? too many
45.) Do you like butter or jam on your toast? both. But I prefer vegemite
46.) English muffins? yes please, thanks for offering
47.) Do you like honey? as long as she lets me lick if off
48.) What about peanut butter? only crunchy
49.) Does your mom still make your lunch? Hasn't since I was 10
50.) Crust on or off your sandwich? I used to cut it off when I was little and curly hair was uncool. Clearly it doesn't work
51.) Do you have a balcony on your house? sort of a deck/varandah thing.
52.) Or a window seat? houses still have those?
53.) Can you play the piano? a little
54.) Do you like to act? Not as much as Ronaldo
55.) Or act out? hells yeah
56.) When you have a bad dream do you ask your parents if you can sleep with them? I did but daddy's erection scared me
57.) When did you learn to ride a bike? I was about 6
58.) What's your favorite animal? Chicken tastes pretty good. So does tapir aparently
59.) Favorite color? red
60.) Favorite season? spring
61.) Movie? Don't have a single favourite
62.) How do you like your eggs? Fried and in a bacon and egg sandwich
63.) Shaken or stirred? stirred martini thanks
64.) Camping or shopping? shopping for CD's
65.) Pearls or diamonds? Giving her a pearl necklace
66.) Plastic wrap or tin foil? Gladwrap
67.) How do you feel about abortion? freedom of choice
68.) What about Botox and cosmetic surgery? freedom of choice. But you look like an idiot
69.) Pollution? makes my apple taste funny
70.) Do you like George Bush? he gives me cocaine
71.) Do you wish he wasn't the president? he'd make a better leader than abbott
72.) Have you gotten your first kiss? what kind of question is that? Is this survey from a website for 13 year old girls? Funky, you've got some explaining to do.
73.) Do you read the newspaper? yes
74.) Watch Comedy Central? no
75.) What about MTV? no
76.) Have you ever taken a sip of beer? A slab is a 'sip' right?
77.) Do you curse often? fuck no
78.) Infront of your parents? fucking yeah
79.) Do your parents argue? not since daddy strangled her
80.) Are you easilly inspired? no
81.) Do you excercise everyday? no
82.) When's the last time you had one of those unicorn lollipops? Is that the one where you lick the horn and see stuff?
83.) Do you own an iPod? yes :(
84.) A cellphone? no shit
85.) Laptop? yes
86.) Blackberry? what?
87.) Nintendo Wii? No. What's the point of computer games taht make me do work? I'm playing computer games so I DON'T have to do anything. Fuck off Nintendo
88.) Do your parents buy all your clothes? No. I buy my own
89.) Do you eat dinner as a family every night? no, I haven't eaten dinner 'as a family' in over 7 years.
90.) When was the last time you thanked your mother? probably when she kicked me out and I said "Thanks for fucking nothing, bitch!"
91.) Do you sleep walk? used to
92.) Have you ever manipulated someone to get what you wanted? yes 8-[
93.) What is your dream? to be happy and make others happy
94.) Have you ever killed someone in your dreams? repeatedly
95.) How much do you weigh? around 92 kg. I've put on weight
96.) Which is better: Hot boys or food? food. Weird question
97.) Personality or looks? [[Not both]] You can't fuck a personality
98.) Ever watch Adult Swim? Probably
99.) Do you know how to play Mindsweeper? yes
100.) How many dollarz do you have now? more than when I started this quiz, I just found a dollar!
heineken wrote:How does it feel to be the forums leading poster?
Pretty awesome.
Joffa wrote: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Tough question actually. I think the Van Halen videos with Hagar were sexier...but DLR was better musically.
gooner wrote:have you ever purposefully harmed yourself?
Yeah. It was as a distraction so a girl could get out of a mate's bedroom.
gooner wrote:have you ever attempted to make yourself throw up?
at 92kg, I don't think anorexia has ever been a problem for me.
gooner wrote:have you ever attempted suicide?
No comment.
the doc wrote:he's going for distance... he's going for?
The hole.
the doc wrote:was Kenny Huang a con suggested by the BBC, an investor that was looking for financial backing by going to the media unlike Abromovich and the Arabs at City who kept quite and did there business?
I'd agree with that. He went into this deal and never once showed proof of funds, despite complaining that the talks were taking too long. The deal broke down because of him not because of Liverpool. I wouldn't be surprised if Huang was employed by Liverpool to create competition from parties and up the value.
Edited by afromanGT: 26/8/2010 01:58:58 AM