There's a kid who goes to my old school whose dad's a cop. Always used to drive INTO the school with his dad, lights, siren going :lol:....was cool the first 100 times, then it wore off :lol:

Around two hours.

There are a few people who actually read through everything for the humour value.

Because you're not good looking enough when it comes down to it. They like you as a friend but don't find you sexually attractive at all.

Yes. Chuck Norris should punch you in the face.

About women problems, yes. If you've just caught your hand in a combustion engine, it may be acceptable.

Step 1: Open start menu
Step 2: select "minesweeper"
Step 3: select difficulty level.
Step 4: press "F1" on your keyboard.
Step 5: Shut the fuck up and read.

Castrate yourself.

become a cat. They always land on their feet.

http://www.ebay.com.au

Just a mouse-click away.

CAKE!

Yeah, I'll download it once pirate bay is back online.

Loved them both. Hot Fuzz is a fantastic movie.

The first movie to name itself after the quality of the jokes in it.

Harald & Kumar. They had many.

Why even ask? They won't.

The What? Seriously though, I've never been to a game of cricket.

I quite liked 'Die Another Day'.

Dr. No. Though the villain in D.A.D was good.

Relatively. My house is pretty cold though.

not realy.

I went to the toilet before I started this. 0%.

When I do a job that involves working with your hands and constantly flexing your fingers, cracking your knuckles is a necessity.

Fraught with danger.

Of course.

What kind of question is that? :roll:

Non.

Nyet.

Hurdy gurdy gurdy.

Pool.

I'm quite good at it. I can hold my own at pit anyway. I refuse to play for money though.

No. Filthy habit. When I'm at work the dirt off the table felt gets under your nails.

Only when I'm hungry.

Spray. Buds can damage your ears if you slip.

Let me put it this way: the next time I see you, I'm punching you.

Frozen lollipop.

Who cares? Why couldn't said person have pushed the entire cast off the balcony?

Bob Marley.

No. Never have. I haven't had a lobotomy.

No idea. Never paid that much attention to either show. I'd have tapped Isabel Lucas though.

In person, DT. On here, you.

I preferred Van Halen.

Joining? I've got one in place already.

The "restore session" button on firefox.

No. Though an ex's dad did walk in while I was straddling her, pants around ankles, etc. I've never moved out a window so fast.

If her mouth isn't already full of sausage there is no upside.

ME? 8-[ Seriously, I'd say most of you ET regs. WF is mostly quiet and the stories suck these days. I've been getting all my news of sky for a while now. So yeah, probably you guys.

You regs.

On my xbox & Stereo I push the button. On the laptop I have to push it closed manually, being spring-loaded. On the desktop computer I have to push it closed because the button is in one of those spring-loaded doors over the disk tray and it doesn't press the button on the drive when it's open. Fucking stupid.

Longer than your penis.

It could have been existential but I made it quite simple.

It's a series of popular-culture embellished stories. Put simply, the Gulf stream flows through the area so any planes crashing, boats capsizing, etc. Are going to be washed north at a phenonemal rate beign nowhere near where their distress call is recieved from. Hence they appear to have "disappeared".

The americans are more concerned with their own economy to really worry about invading elsewhere. There needs to be a full-scale conflict for war to benefit them in any way at this point in time.

Canadians should be more concerned about Quebec seperatists.

Only for getting from A-B in a zombie apocalypse.

I'm not getting into any vehicle with Ryan Babel in it in case he starts rapping.

Why is this thread so addictive?

Is it stupid that the US Open is the only Grand Slam that has a tie-break in the 5th set?

you are defusing a bomb, there are four coloured wires, one green, one blue, one red and one yellow, which do you cut, why?

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should i get off the computer and go to class?

will opinions keep you warm at night?

Why is food and drink not allowed in the computer labs?

why should i push my chair back in neatly?

Why is my assitance appreciated?

Why should i refrain from using mobile phones in the computer labs, or making excessive noise, or leaving rubbish behind?

Why are the computers in the computer labs not for recreational use?

Whats the harm in downloading music, playing games, video streaming, or viewing offensive material on these computers?

could facebook and 442 be considered a recreation activity?

Does this rule apply to the asians playing habbo hotel around me?

What do you reckon UWS see as "offensive material"?



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Is the A-League affected by the scourge that is match fixing?

Is there really a conspiracy regarding Sydney FC and the FFA?

If so, why have we not won a game, or conceeded no goals?

What is your opinion on the new LOL energy drink for pre-teens?

Do you believe LOL as word, has gone too far?

Will you be drinking and LOL on a regular basis?

Isn't it strange that you're not allowed to eat or drink in the computer labs, however there is no sign whatsoever about chewing gum?

If the company that is making the LOL range of drinks brings out a chain called LMAO, ROFL, LMFAO drinks, will you move to Kenya?

The weather man on the radio this morning said it was going to rain. It's clearly not. Why?

Would you ever compare yourself to Charlie Harper??

Has anyone else noticed that heineken's PPD rate goes down significantly when this topic is inactive and he's not spamming the shit out of it?

Yeah that's right, I just asked a question in here. Oh no, PARADOX! RUN!!!!


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:d i get bored easily. My immature side comes out :lol:.

do you know where i can find a sutton united replica kit for sale on the internet (i've already checked ebay)?

do you even know who the fuck sutton united are?

Your thoughts on communism?

Have you seen the film "Schindler's List"?

If so, what was your thoughts on the film?

Is English really a worthwhile subject?

I'm sure you've been asked this before but do you have an afro?

:lol:

I am not annoying in person. Some people call me... entertaining. :P

Where to take my gf for a quiet and cheap getaway before I go o/s? Based in Sydney....

is the country fucked now since we have a minority government ?

if you were wesley sneijder and you found that pic of him (see the lounge) what would you do?

why did dt post that said picture?

Real Guitars or Paper Jams?

raven riley or daisy marie?

Josie Model or Ivana Fuckalot?

carmen luvana or janet jackme ?

what happened to the who's hot thread?

will u tap hayley williams from paramore?

What is the best menu item at Mcdonalds?

cook fish or pay for pizza for dinner?

You were complaining about lack of funds before weren't you? (I think).

Don't be lazy and cook fish ;)