What should I buy in China next week?

Is Barney Stinson the most awesome character in Tv atm?

Junior Masterchef or Junior bunch of pretentious 12 year olds?

If you're in a car with the headlights on, and you're going the speed of light, Will you see the light from the headlights?

If you put a plane on a treadmill big enough to hold it, turn the engine on, and start to move, will it take off once it hits the appropriate speed?

If you put a helicopter on a spinning disk going counter clockwise, turn it on so it spins the helicopter, start the helicopter with the blades going clockwise as well, will it fly?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Which thread have you posted the most in?

If someone was to do a Post by Post breakdown of your profile who would it be?

Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm?

Did you just sing these in your own head?

Splade or Spork?

Splade is fucking awesome. remember having an argument over that a few months back when drunk at a Party. We all agreed it was the better word :lol:

OOOH RAH OOH RAH OOH RAH RAH AYE!!! Ayyyyyeeeee?

How did the salt get into the seawater?

What's a good night out for you?

Would you rather spend the night clubbing?

Or with a few mates, a few beers at the pub?

chicken or the lamb?

Were you at the Victory vs Heart game?

What did you think?

How come Heart won?

Has Sachin Tendulkar overtaken Don Bradman as the greatest batsman in cricket history?

Doctor Who vs Sherlock Holmes, who would win?

have you seen that uk show 'teachers'?

Where am I posting this from?

You may have noticed I don't post as much anymore, what would you put this down to? Cos I wanna know myself actually :p

Where a window landed on my knuckle and fucked my hand over, I still have a great deal of pain between the knuckles of my middle finger and index finger, it also appears to be massively swollen, and feel like a rubber lump... What would you diagnose?

Where is Heineken?

Would you recommend FM 2011 after your experiences on the demo?

Your thoughts on Rick Astley?

Do you think the word supple is good?

Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Hitler, what really went on?

if satan's number is 666, is god's number 999?

how msny words can you nsme that start with dw?

Best Enter shikari song?
Best ADTR song?
Michael Buble?
Where did I leave my pants last night?
Top 10 hottest girls?
Dude...Where's my car?

I have a jokes app that has over 70000 Chuck Norris "facts", how many of them are funny?

Why am I Turkish?

Whats on your radio?

Top 5 favorite songs?

Why do i constantly ask you to answer questions involving lists?
Who will win Patriots vs. Colts?
NBA?
Can you believe its not butter?

Dear Afroman,

First time poster. I see that you have much experience with sound. My question relates to sound proofing (definitely not sound deadening). I am a drummer. A loud one at that. I've just moved into a new place and don't want to annoy my new neighbours. I've done much research but it's one of those bastarding topics where everyone gives you a different answer.

The room is solid brick and for the record, i am willing to build a 'room within a room' as i'm pretty certain it needs to be done. I'm guessing that the structure of the internal room should be timber or steel, but what product to line the framework with? One friend suggested Hebel but i don't know anything about it. No manufacturer can guarantee anything either.

What other things can i do? What about the floor?

I just want it so that my neighbours cannot hear shit from their house. Or at very worst, they hear a 'distant tapping' while standing near their fence.

Any ideas or advice will be strongly considered.

who do you think is favourite in battle of the members, and who will you be voting for?

Are red-headed children the spawn of the devil?

*bump* :d

So....Wazzup Dawg?

Because fans of Little Brittain are fucking retarded.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

You might just be in a sword fight.

You might just be in the Backstreet Boys.

Tuna.

Oysters Kilpatrick.

Sometimes.

I have no idea what would constitute 'most difficult'.

Mostly I cook Kangaroo and steaks.

Small children.

Djibouti.

My Solicitor.

Do you really need that much help going to the bathroom?

Richard is definitely the man to roll with.

What about them?

It's just not funny. At all.

Because you're a softcock

Because you like penis in and around your mouth.

When I popped my shoulder out the other morning.

I have no idea what you're on about.

The dude that discovered Tupac.

The one that isn't dead.

When it's a pizza pie.

fiction. It's just not possible.

Only in that they're both humanoid.

He's actually Bruce Wayne.

Doubt it. But IIRC I met him once at a TWGF gig.

Doubt it.

Nah, I dont' want to have to clean up.

The AFL.

S_F.

Channel 9

I'm a big fan of Sin City while intoxicated.

L. Ron Hubbard's idea of a joke that got taken too seriously turnign into a cult.

elaborate joke there.

It's pronounced "Hwah-keen".

An Armani suit for afro.

Definitely up there in the top few.

Child exploitation 101.

I think the bigger question here is how a combustion engine is moving an automobile at the speed of light.

No. There wouldn't be the airflow across the planes of the wings.

Yes, because the rotation of the propellers will still force air down.

I dunno, why don't you ask Funky, since he's asked that question twice before.

Probably the llounge.

I'm not sure I understand the question?

A lot of songs have the same basic rhythm with varied keys, harmonies, etc.

No, I already knew of this.

It's spelled 'Splayd', they're two different things, Roald Dahl's father actually patented a design for the Spork, but Splayds are australian.

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUIIIIIIIEEE!!!

Whale Semen.

Plenty of booze, good music, talking shit, and a bit of eye-candy around.

Not really big on clubs, Pubs are the way to go.

At a kebab stand, always get the lamb.

No, I had to work :(

It was a bad result for Victory, but a good result for the league.

Because merrick is a shit coach who keeps blugeoning on with a shit tactic that clearly isn't working.

That's a stupid argument. Apples and oranges.

Dr Who probably, given that Holmes was a drug addict.

I watched an episode or two...it was alright.

Your bed.

Sheer lazyness.

I'd say you've had a window land on your knuckles and you should take a fuck-ton of drugs.

Telling a letterbox about how great his girlfriend is.

I didnt' play the demo, but I'd recommend it after playing the full version.

He's one of the early blights on the music industry. See Bill Hicks' rant on him.

One of those great adjectives, like Moist.

Lesbian sex, mostly. Goebbels and Goering were so much worse than Hitler. Hitler was a front for their ideas.

Apparently God's number is 20.

Dwell, dwelling, dwelled, dweller, dwight, dwayne, dwarf, dwarfism, dwarfed, dwarfing, dweeb, dwindle, dwindling, dwindled.

Zzzonked.

You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance.

Terrible musician.

On my head.

Right now I'd say...
Olivia Wilde
Ashlynn Brook
Jessica Alba
Elisha Cuthbert
Keeley Hazel
Gemma Atkinson
Miranda Kerr
Elle Macpherson
Megan Fox
Summer Glau

I used it to help an old lady across the street...and into the pharmacy window.

Proabbly fuck all of them.

Because their bread is better.

I don't listen to the radio.

Right now?
Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me
Linkin Park - Faint
Rammstein - B*********
Wish - NIN
@nd Sucks - ADTR

You have mild OCD

Colts pushed them, but Brady is too good.

Boring.

I can't believe it's not Margerine.

It depends on how much you want to spent, if you wanted a good sound on the cheap you could pick up a couple of second hand mattresses and use them to line the walls, that will deaden any excess sound, but that will sound odd to you playing. So hanging a couple of mirrors up would give you a decent result.

If you want to build a room within a room, that's a great way to go, filling the walls with Hebel is ok, you can even get away with fatbats or any fibreglass insulator. There was actually a studio in america that used Newspaper Mache in the wall cavity. If you've got the budget, a floating floor on a rubber base is also fairly handy. Also put bass traps in the corners (you can build those yourself with plans off the internet) and something similar to this hanging from the ceiling. If I were to go about it, I'd treat the walls with Hebel and a layer of insulation. Any features in the room you want (shelves, etc) use MDF, it's a cunt to work with, but in the end it's worth it.

I will address each battle on a case-by-case merit and I don't think I'll be backing one individual all the way through. The favourite would probably be between Funky and imno, avy, S_F and myself as outsiders.

They're a scapegoat for ugly.

Nuffin' much wigga.

cheers for that.