anth wrote:Why is this thread so addictive?
Because I lace each of my posts with crack cocaine.
Nico wrote:Is it stupid that the US Open is the only Grand Slam that has a tie-break in the 5th set?
The americans always have to be different.
gooner wrote:you are defusing a bomb, there are four coloured wires, one green, one blue, one red and one yellow, which do you cut, why?
You always cut the red wire.
heineken wrote:should i get off the computer and go to class?
Nah, fuck that. Failing is way cooler.
heineken wrote:will opinions keep you warm at night?
Only if you're paid to give them.
heineken wrote:Why is food and drink not allowed in the computer labs?
Because food and computers don't mix
heineken wrote:why should i push my chair back in neatly?
Because if I you don't I'll drip over it and spill my hot coffee all over your crotch.
heineken wrote:Why is my assitance appreciated?
Fucked if I know. You're always such a hinderance.
heineken wrote:Why should i refrain from using mobile phones in the computer labs, or making excessive noise, or leaving rubbish behind?
Because you were fucking told to. Now lick their shoes.
heineken wrote:Why are the computers in the computer labs not for recreational use?
Have you got any idea how much porn would be on them?
heineken wrote:Whats the harm in downloading music, playing games, video streaming, or viewing offensive material on these computers?
Because then the computers would be filled with Counterstrike and Porn.
heineken wrote:could facebook and 442 be considered a recreation activity?
No. Both are classic tools of procrastination.
heineken wrote:Does this rule apply to the asians playing habbo hotel around me?
No. Because asians aren't real people.
heineken wrote:What do you reckon UWS see as "offensive material"?
Anything to do with Muslims.
Joffa wrote: Is the A-League affected by the scourge that is match fixing?
Did Sydney win a premiership?
heineken wrote:Is there really a conspiracy regarding Sydney FC and the FFA?
Yes.
heineken wrote:If so, why have we not won a game, or conceeded no goals?
Because it's an elaborate cover-up.
heineken wrote:What is your opinion on the new LOL energy drink for pre-teens?
It's unnecessary. It's a fucking fruit juice loaded with sugar. Which in itself isn't a big deal compared to some of the other 'energy' drinks on the market. But it's still not a good thing.
heineken wrote:Do you believe LOL as word, has gone too far?
Yes, people using it as a vocalised and audible word in conversation should be instantly shot.
heineken wrote:Will you be drinking and LOL on a regular basis?
I'll stick to redbull and V for the Caffeine, Taurine and Gurana...and my diabetes fix.
heineken wrote:Isn't it strange that you're not allowed to eat or drink in the computer labs, however there is no sign whatsoever about chewing gum?
It's a lot harder to spill chewing gum all over a keyboard.
heineken wrote:If the company that is making the LOL range of drinks brings out a chain called LMAO, ROFL, LMFAO drinks, will you move to Kenya?
I'd be rich in Kenya. I'm considering it.
heineken wrote:The weather man on the radio this morning said it was going to rain. It's clearly not. Why?
He's clearly on acid. Kinda like This guy:
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heineken wrote:Would you ever compare yourself to Charlie Harper??
No. I actually know what I'm talking about.
afromanGT wrote:Has anyone else noticed that heineken's PPD rate goes down significantly when this topic is inactive and he's not spamming the shit out of it?
Yes. Everyone has now. Did I just answer my own question?
Oh shit, Paradox!!! RUN!!!
gooner wrote:do you know where i can find a sutton united replica kit for sale on the internet (i've already checked ebay)?
Get in touch with the club's website and they'll probably be able to point you in the right direction.
gooner wrote:do you even know who the fuck sutton united are?
Lower-league english side...in the Isthmian PL if memory serves. The first league outside of the Football League.
buddha wrote:Your thoughts on communism?
Kinda like spandex: a great idea until real people get involved.
buddha wrote:Have you seen the film "Schindler's List"?
Curiously, no, I haven't. It's one of the few I haven't seen.
buddha wrote:If so, what was your thoughts on the film?
I'm not a fan of Spielberg which is probably the main reason I haven't seen it.
buddha wrote:Is English really a worthwhile subject?
Given the number of illiterate retards on here, maybe not. I quite enjoyed it though and learned a lot.
kiwichick wrote:I'm sure you've been asked this before but do you have an afro?
I did until about a week ago when work made me cut it off.
davidtorres wrote:I am not annoying in person. Some people call me... entertaining.
:lol: Entertaining, yeah. But it grows annoying :lol:
It's odd, you're less mature than MvFCArsenal in person, but more so on here.
anth wrote:Where to take my gf for a quiet and cheap getaway before I go o/s? Based in Sydney....
I hear Gosford's cheap and miserable. Jokes aside, Nelson's Bay is quite nice.
MvFCArsenal wrote:is the country fucked now since we have a minority government ?
Yes but no. We won't move forwards, but it will prevent the government from implementing stupid policies.
gooner wrote:if you were wesley sneijder and you found that pic of him (see the lounge) what would you do?
Well, Wesley Sneijder's pretty sexy regardless. But fake pictures of people pop up on the intnet all the time. It's an inevitability. Rule 34, etc.
I certainly wouldn't be a whiney bitch about it like bonkers.
MvFCArsenal wrote:why did dt post that said picture?
Because it's david.
avy wrote:Real Guitars or Paper Jams?
Can I have Real Jam and a Paper Guitar? Or a Guitar Jam and Real Paper?
MvFCArsenal wrote:raven riley or daisy marie?
Raven.
heineken wrote:Josie Model or Ivana Fuckalot?
Getting a girlfriend.
MvFCArsenal wrote:carmen luvana or janet jackme ?
Carmen, no contest dude.
gooner wrote:what happened to the who's hot thread?
Second page probably. Bump it!
MvFCArsenal wrote:will u tap hayley williams from paramore?
So hard you'd need a crowbar to get me out.
anth wrote:What is the best menu item at Mcdonalds?
The serviettes. Seriously though, I get a McChicken burger and add bacon.
the doc wrote:cook fish or pay for pizza for dinner?
Pizza. No contest.
S_F wrote:You were complaining about lack of funds before weren't you? (I think).
It still costs money for the fish etc.
gooner wrote:in your perfect australia, what one new law would you enforce?
<-Your IQ must be at least this tall to reside here.