I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

People always ask me, "Did you see Larry's latest movie?" I always say, "No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet, so I feel like I've seen it."