post some of your favourite football chants here

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/56011-world-footballs-greatest-funniest-and-most-biased-chants

I'm a big fan of "My Garden Shed".

"Sydney FC is the best team in the league, with a knick-knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone *insert team name* can go fuck off home*

Love the chant :lol:

Fenerbahce FC - *don't know the name*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX8s_wI_gP8&feature=related

and

Panathinaikos FC - Horto Magiko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vHWYywPuu0&feature=related

"ON the twelth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me twelve Andy Todd's, eleven Andy Todd's, ten Andy Todd's, nine Andy Todd's, eight Andy Todd's, seven Andy Todd's's six Andy Todd's, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE ANDY TODD'S, four Andy Todd's, three Andy Todd's, two Andy Todd's and a fucking Andy Todd.

The only thing is it's not true. :p

+1 Benjo, that chant is such an epic that we have to sing it every week. \:d/

[youtube]I4m2y9hfX0k[/youtube]

The Jacob Burns chant: to the tune of agadoo

Jacob Burns Burns Burns in the middle of the park
Jacob Burns Burns Burns he will cut you right in half
To the left to the right, gets up and down the field with ease,
We've got Burnsy on the park so you better watch your knees!!!!

just found this as I was looking for the video.

[youtube]6I7sCFz3U8A[/youtube]

Edited by southern3: 27/1/2010 12:51:12 PM

When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
If I had wings of a sparrow,
The dirty great a*se of a crow,
I'd fly over Sunderland tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below, below..

You get a free season ticket in a happy meal,
You get a free season ticket in a happy meal,
You get a free season ticket in a happy meal,
Sunderland's a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

They had Roy Keane who w**nked his dog,
They had Roy Keane who w**nked his dog,
They had Roy Keane who w**nked his dog,
Sunderland's a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

Adults for a fiver, kids go free
Its the adults for a fiver, kids go free
Its the adults for a fiver kids go free,
Sunderlands a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

You get cheesy chips for just a quid
you get cheesy chips for just a quid
you get cheesy chips for just a quid
Sunderlands a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

They've got 27,000 empty seats
They've got 27,000 empty seats
They've got 27,000 empty seats
Sunderland's a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

Theyv got Steve Cram celebrity fan
theyv got Steve Cram celebrity fan
theyv got Steve Cram celebrity fan
Sunderland's a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

It took 28 years, to beat us at home,
it took 28 years, to beat us at home,
It took 28 years, to beat us at home,
OHHHHH Sunderland's a massive club, ARE THEY F**K

Whats it like,
Whats it like,
Whats it like to see a crowd,
Whats it like to see a crowd...

You are a bogan, an ugly bogan
You're only happy on pension day
Your Mum's out stealing, your Dad's drug dealing
So please don't take my hub caps away

He's Big!
He's Shit!
He Can't Fit In His Kit!
He's Peter Crouch

Who's ya father
Who's ya father
Who;s ya father referee
Aint got one never had one
You're a bastard referee

And ripped off from Manchester United :twisted: The kid I mentioed in the b&w thread who thought he was an ultra claimed to have invented it yeterday.

UNITED Road is a favourite of mine and although I am a Victory fan too I get so pissed off when I hear them rip it off

Fredsta nearly every chant is used by multiple teams infact I challenge you to find a chant used by only 1 team in the world.

I know that but it doesnt mean we have to like that

We are the Glory to the tune of waltzing matilda.

You'll Never Walk Alone by far.

when robbie keane was at liverpool,

He's fast!
He's red!
He talks like Father Ted!

and the Chelsea fans thanks to Roman Abramovic,

Debt-free, where ever we may be,
we gonne buy everyone we see,
and we dont give a damn about the transfer fee,
cos'we are the famous CFC!

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You ate all the pies!

My favourite chant from the Olympic Shark days was when Jade North got the ball everyone used to shout

Whoopa Waa Whoopa Waa

*to the tune of the Adams family*
Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all fuck one another
it's the Adelaide family

:)

Edited by Heineken: 27/1/2010 01:53:23 PM

To the tune of The Long and Winding Road (THe Beatles )

The long and winding road,please dont leave us standing here
So many times you've tried and so many times you've lost
In the freezing cold and springtime rains our tickets cost a lot.
So dont leave us standing here all miserable and bored
The long and winding road bring the cup to our door.

Everton v Birmingham FA Cup a long time ago on the BBC.
Thats when fans swayed with scarfs held aloft
and black and white Tv still was watched.
When old men in long grey coats got pissed on not a lot
when we were young and still ate our own snot.

+1
Love the Torres Bounce too.

Edited by tiny455: 27/1/2010 05:45:01 PM

IF YOU ALL HATE TOTTENHAM STAND UP!

We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We are the Arsenal Haters...

Bentley from the half way line,
Bentley from the half way line,
Bentley from the half way line,
Bentley from the half way line...

Fields of anfield road, No surrender today from the Northern terrace, some sheila from gosford lay dieing and ALlez Newy

Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet
bananas with his feet
bananas with his feet
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet

We hate Melbourne Victory
We fate Sydney too (fuckin hate the cnuts)
We hate Gold Coast United
But Glory, we love you (All Together now)
[Repeat over and over, increasing volume]

United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

Pretty sure the second one goes like this -

We hate Sydney FC
we hate Melbourne too ( fucking hate the cunts)
we hate Adelaide United
but Glory we love you (All together Now)

Yeah. My bad. That didn't sound right when i was typing it.

The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome...
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The (wanky) Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said - "FUCK OFF!

My old man...
My old man said be a Tottenham fan
But I said fuck off bollocks, you're a cunt, you're a cunt
We'll follow the Arsenal over land and sea
We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory

Away in the manger...
Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Stood up and he said...
WE HATE TOTTENHAM, AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM...

Que sera, sera...
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? will I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera, sera...

When I was a little boy
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
Tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fuckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his fuckin' head in

She wore
She wore
She wore fishnet stockings
She wore fishnet stockings and stillettoes on her feet
And when I asked just why she wore those stockings
She said it's for my client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat,
He's the famous Tottenham pervert
And his name is david pleat...