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Edited by coco84: 26/5/2010 06:12:16 PM

Edited by martyB: 27/5/2010 01:58:31 AM

Edited by Kevin Airs: 28/2/2014 12:15:53 PM

And that's why we wear clogs!

So this flight goes to Morocco right?

"Did you schee da schekshy girlsh?"

And that's why I told Scott MacDonald to get a real job.

"Thats vat zshee zhaid"

You boys want some of home made brownies? They're awesome for public speaking.

And then Lowy said....

I just got paid 10 million deutschmarks for including holman in the squad :d

Nicky who?

Pim: "I've decided to listen to the critics and go for a more aggressive 2-2-6 formation."

I just heard that Graham Arnold is coaching you blokes at the Asian Cup next year.


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Lucas: Hey Pim, check out my new contact lenses.

This wins.

Lucas: "go on, make one more smart arse comment about the penalty against Italy and see what happens"

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Lucas: "Was that a fart?"

agreed. ROFL. =d>

Sticky.

With Cahill in the background with that cheeky smile thinking "do it"

Indeed, very popular

[dutch accent]"And so I stuck it right in her pooper"[/dutch accent]

Done.

"it was ezhsy. holman suxed my..."

"ahhhhhhhhhhhh you shit c***, you finally kicked one in!!!"

that's probably actually what they were saying too :lol:

Holman: "Guys, I just heard Ballack is injured."

Other lads deep down inside: "Oh shit, macca is going to get dropped now"

Doing his best impersonation of:

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My thumb is stuck in the upright position!

Pim: "So, who likes my new comb-over? Can barely notice the bald patch, am I right?"

Pim: God I've got to take a shit.... walks off clenching but cheeks.

Edited by Tyson_85: 27/5/2010 09:56:25 PM

Hey Graham, come here and pull my thumb!

it us done this vay yes?

or

Holman very guud suxy suxy

Edited by coco84: 27/5/2010 10:05:14 PM

:lol::lol::lol: not only is the viedo funny but that look is spot on

all these dutch accents are terrible :lol:

yep, that's what i was thinking

you schfink my 3-2-4-1 is bad?

wait til you meet my brother and his 5-4-1 formation!

And the you stick your thumb in a dyke like this

Wait a sec, didn't I pick 4 strikers.

"Who thinks Holman still sucks?"

Okay, who farted?

Who ordered the chicken?

xmon! no one thinks thus is funny? look at the resemblance!

as the british say "hmm yes quite. ripping good laugh."

fixed

put your hand up if you can't get first team football

Move over Jose, here comes Pim

wtf?

Who wants to sit next to Pim on the plane?

Captain: "Where's my ****ing scarf you tightarses?"

=d> We have a Weiner. Even Holman thinks he still sucks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

'Hands up if you think we should play two strikers'

Its Vigo!!! :lol: :lol:


Winner.

For the plane one:
Who's still gonna be around after the World Cup?

Hahahahaha. That's awesome. If this forum had rep points, I'd give you some. :lol: :lol:

Winner!

So up front i have Kennedy and... uh...

Holman? 'Bout this big.

(From off screen) "Pim, is it ok if we get Holmans training shirt changed to have 'Messiah' on the back?"

Pim: (thumbs up)

Avy =d> =d> =d> =d> =d> =d>

Edited by imnofreak: 31/5/2010 06:58:32 PM

Australia manager Pim Verbeek reveals his new strike duo.

GA: Can Scotty Mac do THIS!?

Harry Kewell gets a lesson or two from former dutch powerhouse NAC Breda striker Graham Arnold.

"Holy Shit Graham, have you been spending time with Charlie Miller in the Pie Shop"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Graham, back off the vacant coaching spot."

Princess Leia: Help Us Graham Arnold, your our only hope

Harry practicing with coach Grahame Arnold for his upcoming spot on 'Dancing with the Stars'

Arnold: "Step, Pivot, Step... Harry for fucks sake"

tickle tickle doughboy!

his shirt is missing a "Y"

:lol: Last time I made a joke like that (18 months ago) I got banned :lol:

Oh bugger, my witches hat fell out!

:lol: Coco.

In GA's mind: "If I can injure Harry again my lolman will star in midfield for sure!"

in richard nixona voice "im not a homophobe. brrrrrrrrrrr"

step 2 3 4 LEFT 2 3 4 RIGHT 2 3 4

I wonder which schmucks are gonna be cut from the squad...

I just left a turd in Pim's travel bag

Edited by torana_a9x: 1/6/2010 10:36:34 PM

You really think I look like Steve Carrell?

"Oh Shit, Holman is here again"

World Cup in 3D

RUN!!! Holman's telling the story about his winner again!!

remember that if the team bus gets hijacked to do your stretches before bolting - we can't afford any torn hammies!

the great thing is i can believe thats what they really saying.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

bloody vuvuzelas are giving me a headache!

Kevin Rudd's back to talk to you lot

you can even see holman in the back talking to jedinak. poor mile.

I like this one. But the Arrnold one is also good.

♫Heeeey Macarena♫

Said Luca$h to his team: If no-one looks at Holman then maybe he will go away.

"go greased lightnin, you're burnin up the quarter mile..."

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Pim: "we are going to have revolutionary last minute tactics. defenders will play midfield. midfield on attack, and attack in defence...oh and we will be playing only half of our first eleven"

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Pim: "im looking forward to see what morro....uh, australia can do"

Touch me, I'm Mexican.

my hands bigger than yours
see...

♫ It's just a little crush (crush), it's not like I faint every time we touch...♫

I feel gross taht I remember that song.

Referee: "My name is Bennifer Lopez. I like Burritos and Tacos."

hahaha.
thats my favourite southpark episode.

"ive gotta make a run for the border. ive got a hunger only tacos can stop"

taco-taco. burrito burito taco-taco.

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♫ Stop! In the name of love, Before you break my heart...♫