Simon Colosimo is currently in negotiations with his cousin Vince regarding a possible transfer to Melbourne Heart. The abject failure of Wog Boy 2 has led Vince to consider quitting acting for a stint as a professional football player. It is unlikely that Vince will see much game time but his signature is sure to attract a new brand of fans to the fledgling A-League club and attract plenty of positive publicity.
-Reuters.
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